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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.27.11
- So Who Wants To Gaze Into The Eye of Satan? Anyone?
- Alexander Skarsgard is Single, DTF
- The Orbit Gum Chick Seems Shy
- Kat Von D Pulls a Paris Hilton, Walks Out of ‘Good Day LA’ Interview
- Amy Winehouse’s Dad Claims She Hasn’t Done Drugs in 3 Years
- Crystal Harris Had Sex With Hugh Hefner Once, It Lasted Two Seconds
- Jasmine Waltz is Ready For Her Close-Up, Mr. Bay and Other News
- I See You, Blake Lively’s Bikini…
- Denise Richards Used Children’s Book To Explain Charlie Sheen To Her Kids
- Jersey Shore’s Angelina: ‘The Media Caused Me To Have a Miscarriage’
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.27.11 Posted: 27 Jul 2011 03:00 PM PDT    “That’s right, now look at the camera, keeping your mouth closed, closed, perfectly closed, never open, always close- Oh, God, the gap! Cement! I need cement!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Georgio Armani who apparently hires dudes solely to hover their face awkwardly close to his package, Satan’s other eye, another supermodel child Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To Gaze Into The Eye of Satan? Anyone? Posted: 27 Jul 2011 01:58 PM PDT    And we got a taker. What you’re looking at is Deena Cortese shopping in Jersey with no underwear on yesterday, and against my regard for public safety and ocular integrity, I made the uncensored version available because I really don’t want to Big Brother you guys if I can help it. That said, it wouldn’t be Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard is Single, DTF Posted: 27 Jul 2011 01:15 PM PDT    Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have called it quits, according to Us Weekly, and apparently he couldn’t be happier with his new life of plowing through anything with a vagina. I’m as shocked as you are: During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Jul 2011 12:14 PM PDT    You ever find yourself watching those Orbit gum commercials and thinking, “Gee, I wonder what that blonde British chick telling me I have a dirty mouth (Real name: Vanessa Branch, by the way.) would look like in a bunch of saucy outfits?” I can enter your thoughts. NOTE: I’ve been informed there are two Orbit gum girls. Read More ... |
| Kat Von D Pulls a Paris Hilton, Walks Out of ‘Good Day LA’ Interview Posted: 27 Jul 2011 11:39 AM PDT    Kat Von D was scheduled to appear on Good Day LA this morning, but instead decided to storm out after they mentioned her breakup with Jesse James even though she approved it in advance along with the clip of her getting his face tattooed on her back (Read: Her new season premieres Thursday so, of Read More ... |
| Amy Winehouse’s Dad Claims She Hasn’t Done Drugs in 3 Years Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:46 AM PDT    Sure, she didn’t. All of us process grief differently. Some use alcohol, some seek comfort in family members, some pray and some lash out. Then there are those like Amy Winehouse’s dad Mitch who crawl into an awkward massive hole of denial so deep, you can’t help but wonder if he showed up at the right Read More ... |
| Crystal Harris Had Sex With Hugh Hefner Once, It Lasted Two Seconds Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:45 AM PDT    Despite the fact it’s clear Crystal Harris was a prostitute hired to leave Hugh Hefner for a reality show special, she was a guest on Stern yesterday where she complained about sex with Hugh even though it sounds as tender and beautiful as it is with me. Via People: Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Read More ... |
| Jasmine Waltz is Ready For Her Close-Up, Mr. Bay and Other News Posted: 27 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Heidi Fleiss is pimping parrots now. No, seriously. - JLo couldn’t handle the Havoc Staff. (You’re welcome, nerds.) - Colin Firth and Orlando Bloom are classy southern gentleman. - Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell: Bikini Showdown. - And Victoria Silvstedt strangely not wearing one. Cleavage still included. Read More ... |
| I See You, Blake Lively’s Bikini… Posted: 27 Jul 2011 07:52 AM PDT    That headline wasn’t creepy. Presumably to make up for Green Lantern shitting directly into our eyes and ears before raping our mothers and sisters – Not gonna lie, Warner Bros. paid me to water that down. – Blake Lively’s character in the Savages will wear a bunch of skimpy outfits accentuating the boob and side-boob aspects Read More ... |
| Denise Richards Used Children’s Book To Explain Charlie Sheen To Her Kids Posted: 27 Jul 2011 06:49 AM PDT    I’m assuming this face helped. While making the promotional rounds for her new book The Real Girl Next Door yesterday, Denise Richards revealed that she used a children’s book on addiction to explain Charlie Sheen to her two daughters. Via FOX News: “I did have to have a conversation with them about addiction and got a book Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Angelina: ‘The Media Caused Me To Have a Miscarriage’ Posted: 27 Jul 2011 04:30 AM PDT    When we last left former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick three months ago – Hang on to that length of time for a minute. – she was being dumped by her fiance for banging another dude behind his back who may or may not have been the father of her unborn child at the time. Read More ... |
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