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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.15.11
- Reese Witherspoon is Definitely Pregnant (According to All This Speculating)
- Chris Brown Sure Likes Touching His Penis
- Kristin Cavallari Also Wore a Bikini and Other News
- Kristen Stewart Got Rear-Ended, Apparently Lives in Her Car
- Kelly Brook Wore Another Bikini
- Kris Jenner Got a Facelift Just for Kim Kardashian’s Wedding
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.15.11 Posted: 15 Jul 2011 12:15 PM PDT    Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where yadda yadda yadda Jennifer Love Hewitt emerged from her cocoon as the cat lady. Listen, something happens at the end that’s kind of like a Rorschach test. Some of you are going to see something really awesome, some of you are you going to jab yourself in Read More ... |
| Reese Witherspoon is Definitely Pregnant (According to All This Speculating) Posted: 15 Jul 2011 10:53 AM PDT    “Scout’s honor, I didn’t tell no one. Please don’t chin me.” Here’s Reese Witherspoon visiting Jim Toth’s office yesterday and pulling the ol’ giant purse in front of the baby bump trick that I recognized immediately from the days of Kim Kardashian trying to make her ass look smaller because she honestly thought she could stay Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Sure Likes Touching His Penis Posted: 15 Jul 2011 09:41 AM PDT    Chris Brown performed on The Today Show this morning where he spent most of his performances grabbing his penis and making the exact same faces he probably made with his boyfriend. (Remember that time Chris Brown had a boyfriend? He had a boyfriend.) On that note, these shots were begging to be turned into a Read More ... |
| Kristin Cavallari Also Wore a Bikini and Other News Posted: 15 Jul 2011 09:01 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Eva Longoria will have a hilariously sensual lesbian scene in the new indie flick Without Men. - Mary-Louise Parker didn’t get to meet the royals because JLo has a giant ass. No, really. - Who wants to see Gwyneth Paltrow waste away from a deadly virus? - Xzibit can Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Got Rear-Ended, Apparently Lives in Her Car Posted: 15 Jul 2011 07:58 AM PDT    “Man, I’m tryin’ to smoke in here with, like, these bags, man…” Kristen Stewart got in accident in Hollywood yesterday, and while other sources will try to say she was driving, I’m going to arrange our photos so it looks like she was having a mid-day clam bake in the trunk when a woman hit her Read More ... |
| Kelly Brook Wore Another Bikini Posted: 15 Jul 2011 06:56 AM PDT    After what seemed like 40 days and 40 nights wandering Pippa Middleton’s ass-less desert, it’s nice to get back to a true beacon of English grace and beauty. So, here’s Kelly Brook and her, if I may speak the King’s, massive jugs in Italy again this morning. How Prince William didn’t lock those in a Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner Got a Facelift Just for Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Posted: 15 Jul 2011 06:24 AM PDT    Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries is going to be a massive television event which is literally the only reason it’s even happening in the first place. So, of course, Kris Jenner got a facelift just for her daughter’s special day because these people are the Jacksons now. Via Us Magazine: Jenner’s facelift will, of course, Read More ... |
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