Monday, July 18, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.18.11

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 01:30 PM PDT

   
Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law’s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend Sued For Raping a Minor and Giving Her An STD

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 12:26 PM PDT

   
“Call me later. We’ll rape out.” As soon as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced they were separating, rumors immediately started that she was having an affair with William Levy who starred in her video for “I’m Into You” and conveniently divorced his wife right after the shoot. However, he’s since denied the relationship this morning Read More ...

Stephanie Seymour Called The Cops on Boner Boy

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 11:36 AM PDT

   
There was only one way for this tale to end… Page Six reports: On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because “the son was Read More ...

Ryan Seacrest Understands Women

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 10:07 AM PDT

   
“Mmm, that’s pert, real pert. Is it creepy if I say that? Pert. These are pert.” Julianne Hough celebrated her 23rd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and like any good boyfriend 13 years her senior, Ryan Seacrest surprised her by showing up and flagrantly molesting her in front of her friends and family while smiling Read More ...

Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 10:06 AM PDT

   
*sniff sniff* “Gold?” If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods‘ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t be at all shocking that she just revealed she already had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend Jamie Dingham, the son of a Read More ...

Serena Williams Loves Those Bikinis and Other News

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 10:05 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Bradley Cooper is the devil. Literally. - Betty White’s been roped into this Marine Corps Ball/Friends With Benefits commercial. - David Beckham says his daughter was named after Harper Lee. No, really. - Kate Upton has the best runway walk, ever. - Lindsay Lohan understands the class and Read More ...

Casey Anthony is Free, Has a Nice Rack

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 07:59 AM PDT

   
“I’m here for the gang-bang.” Casey Anthony was released from jail early Sunday morning, and is it wrong that I immediately noticed her breasts? Maybe she really is innocent and could use some money to get back on her feet… *slaps self in the face* Where was I? Oh, right, tits child killers. With tits. Keeping Read More ...

Katie Holmes is Still Wearing Bikinis, And Still Dying Out Of Her Stomach

Posted: 18 Jul 2011 07:22 AM PDT

   
While my initial intro to this post was to say it wouldn’t be fair to have an entire post of Tom Cruise shirtless without some Katie Holmes in a bikini, I forgot her stomach goes through a sloughing period whenever her penis button retracts. And for those of you saying women look like this after Read More ...
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