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- ‘Breaking Dawn’ Comic-Con: Sparkles’ haircut & Kristen Stewart curses onstage
- Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when GMA reporter asked about her irrelevance
- Megan Fox’s cat-face covers Elle China, she discusses her “beauty secrets”
- Ryan Reynolds in an off white suit in Spain: too orange, too Crocket and Tubbs
- LeAnn Rimes is moving to Chicago to keep a squinty eye on Eddie Cibrian
- 16 yo bride Courteney Stodden seen by Dr, breasts are ‘100% real & organic’
- Linnocent was wearing $1200 Louboutins while pleading poverty
- Justin Theroux is “manly & protective” of Jennifer Aniston, eyeroll
- Kate Beckinsale & Rachel McAdams are bitch-fighting over Michael Sheen
- Carrie Underwood orders husband Mike Fisher to stop hunting & playing with guns
‘Breaking Dawn’ Comic-Con: Sparkles’ haircut & Kristen Stewart curses onstage Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:44 AM PDT The red rope was bursting to capacity at San Diego’s Comic-Con yesterday when the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 panel hit the stage. Front and center was not Robert Pattinson himself but his strange new haircut, which was for his role in that David Cronenberg movie, Cosmopolis, that he’s currently shooting. So Sparkles is doing it for the art, but it still looks like he pulled out the scissors himself, since his movie character apparently goes nuts mid-buzzcut and flees a barber shop. Weird but not surprising for Cronenberg. Anyway, let’s appreciate this from all angles: Meanwhile, Deadline has a correspondent at Comic-Con who is clearly not a fan of the franchise and describes Sparkles as looking like Gizmo from Gremlins and Taylor Lautner’s neck to Stretch Armstrong. That last one makes sense since Lautner has been rumored for the role for quite some time now, but this writer obviously does not want to be there. Anyway, the panel answered some questions and showed a few clips, one of was were not taken from the book. SPOILER ALERT and SHIRTLESS PATTINSON ALERT:
[From Deadline Poor Kristen just couldn't help herself there, I think. She's like a surly sailor in a miniskirt, but I'm the same way and really have to watch my mouth in public, not to mention around my own kid. For what it's worth, Movieline live-Tweeted Kristen's dirty talk in a slightly flattering light: "Kristen Stewart accidentally swears, catches herself, apologizes adorably for 'the tiny ones in the audience.' #sdcc" Meanwhile, Twitter has presented a not-so-adorable picture of Kristen refusing to indulge fans with autographs outside their San Diego hotel:
[From Hollywood Life] Kristen also reportedly was very crowd-shy when she paid a visit to Rob on the the Cosmopolis set, preferring to stay in her vehicle while Sparkles signed autographs for his fans. Yes, she’s got an attitude, but Kristen doesn’t usually pretend to be anyone but herself unless the studio makes her do so. In fact, she probably received a stern talking-to after her potty mouth on the Comic-Con stage, but at least I can understand why she might not want to interact with the Comic-Con crowd itself, which (according to some) is the very definition of “unwashed masses.” I think it was Eli Roth who once said that after the yearly event, he gleefully indulged in a Silkwood shower. Still, Kristen can get away with not loving her public as long as this Twilight madness carries her less than ideal behavior. Afterwards, she’ll really have to prove herself as an actress, and part of that process is endearing herself to the public. It’ll be semi-interesting to watch all of that shake out in the future. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN |
Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when GMA reporter asked about her irrelevance Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:43 AM PDT A few days ago, a useless cokehead dumbass walked out of a Good Morning America interview in a huff. Paris Hilton got her thong in disarrays after ABC correspondent Dan Harris questioned Paris about her irrelevance, citing the Kardashians' fame as an example of how Paris has been overshadowed in the famewhore game. Paris looked off camera (to her publicist, it seems) and then she got up in a huff, temporarily leaving the interview. She later returned and finished the segment. Now TooFab reports that Paris is all whiny about it, and she thinks she was "ambushed". Seriously.
[From Too Fab] Absolutely. Ridiculous. Paris Hilton was doing a sit-down interview which was being pre-taped (it's not like this junk was live!), and she was trying to promote her failing reality show which no one cares about. The only way she gets attention anymore is by getting arrested, hooking up with someone major, or being absolutely idiotic (see this post). Instead of being smart enough to say, "Well, I think my multiple successful business interests speak for themselves," Paris showed her ass and let everyone know that she actually is THAT irrelevant, and she knows it too. By the way, don't you love that Paris is calling Dan Harris a famewhore? That's what she's saying - "He's only famous because he asked me a mean question!" It's called being a half-decent journalist, for the love of God. |
Megan Fox’s cat-face covers Elle China, she discusses her “beauty secrets” Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT Here is Megan Fox's cover and pictorial for the August issue of Elle China. I have no idea what she's promoting, but I do think that this is a new or relatively new photo shoot. It's being promoted that way on Megan's fansites, and it seems like this is some super-tweaked version of her 2011 Face. Is it racist to say that Megan is on the cover of a Chinese fashion magazine right now because she's tweaked herself to look part-Asian? I don't think it's racist. She honestly looks part-Asian at this point. No disrespect to all of the beautiful Asian women out there - you are much prettier than Megan Fox. And she was much prettier before she screwed with her face. Meanwhile, Megan sat down with Marie Claire UK to discuss her "beauty secrets". Some are actually kind of interesting:
[From Marie Claire] Some of it seems pretty honest - in candid photos, Megan is often without makeup, and even though her face is tweaked beyond recognition, you can tell that she takes pretty good care of her skin. I've never heard about moisturizing with Grapeseed oil, though! Do you bitches really do that? When my skin dries out on my face, I use Olay's Age Defying night cream. It works like a charm! |
Ryan Reynolds in an off white suit in Spain: too orange, too Crocket and Tubbs Posted: 22 Jul 2011 08:01 AM PDT
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LeAnn Rimes is moving to Chicago to keep a squinty eye on Eddie Cibrian Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:25 AM PDT Over the past few weeks, I've seen some random reports about LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian house/condo-shopping in Chicago, but I just thought the reports were kind of bizarre. Eddie's got a job, you know, on the new NBC show The Playboy Club, which is set in 1960s Chicago. I didn't think they were actually going to FILM the show in Chicago, though. Apparently, they are. And LeAnn has bought a place in Chicago, and they're now going to split their time between LA and Chi-town. The bitch in me says that LeAnn cannot be apart from Eddie for even a moment, lest his dong "accidentally" fall into another woman's biscuits. The pragmatist in me says that LeAnn is doing what most newlywed women with means would do - making her husband (and his career) a priority.
[From Us Weekly] Am I alone in thinking that this Chicago move could be genuinely good for LeAnn? She'll be out of LA, she'll be away from the constant (perceived) threat of Brandi Glanville (Operation Single White Female/Thinner Than Brandi will have to be temporarily jettisoned). Chicago is known for great food, so she might even gain some weight. And she might have so much going on with the move and with stalking her husband's every move and glance at other women that she might actually stop tweeting every single little thing and just concentrate on living her life. |
16 yo bride Courteney Stodden seen by Dr, breasts are ‘100% real & organic’ Posted: 22 Jul 2011 07:09 AM PDT
[From Radar Online] What does Kaiser always say - if someone is trying very hard to convince you of something you can assume the opposite? Ok, maybe this chick’s boobs are real. She still puts the makeup on with a trowel and makes faces during interviews that would look ridiculous even if she was having vigorous sex at the time. She’s 16 years old and she’s married to a guy older than her father, and old enough to be her grandfather. That’s the issue here, not whether or not she’s gone under the knife. And to be clear, I’m not bashing her, I’m blaming her parents whose control she would still legally be under had they not signed her away to Tooms here. Compared to that, getting a boob job, lip injections and a chin implant for a 16 year-old is absolutely good parenting. This is Courtney’s mother (left). She’s said of her daughter’s new husband: “Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.” |
Linnocent was wearing $1200 Louboutins while pleading poverty Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:48 AM PDT As we talked about yesterday, Linnocent was in court yesterday for a progress report on her probation. These are some photos from her entering and exiting the courthouse, which is pretty much her second home at this point. As for what went down at the hearing, guess what? She's a lazy crackhead who has barely fulfilled any hours on her probation, and she hasn't even started her mandatory psychological evaluation yet. Regarding that, Linnocent tried to claim poverty - it seems she no longer has insurance from the Screen Actors Guild, because she hasn't worked as an actress in a legit movie in so long. So, she's an uninsured crackhead, claiming that she doesn't have enough money to pay for her court-ordered shrink. She does this while wearing $1200-1500 Louboutin shoes. No joke. She's so, so dumb. Anyway, there was this interesting little story from TMZ after Linnocent's appearance was over. I've noticed that lately, it seems like TMZ has stopped buying every single little crack lie from Team Linnocent, and the pro-crackhead propaganda has significantly slowed down. But this one is old school - Team Linnocent thinks that her probation officer is "out to get her". Because she's a crackhead martyr.
[From TMZ] It sounds like Linnocent's probation officer was just looking to get her bounced on a technicality. Little did he know that Linnocent lives by technicalities, and she's got this sewn up. Even if she was found "in violation" of her probation - which, let's face it, is inevitable - the legal system will still do nothing. She'll be able to get out of it. By the way, I was wrong yesterday - Linnocent did have her crack tittays out. She just covered them temporarily with the fug vest. AND her lips were freshly inflated. I swear, she gets them done before every court appearance. She's so… inappropriate. |
Justin Theroux is “manly & protective” of Jennifer Aniston, eyeroll Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:40 AM PDT Before I get into what is making me eye-roll this morning, I just thought we'd start with one of the funnier "body language" assessments I've seen in a while. This comes from Hollywood Life's in-house "body language expert" Dr. Lillian Glass - because you can totally get a PhD in body language! It's like that show Lie to Me, only instead of solving crimes, you just look at photos of celebrities. Anyway, Dr. Glass tells Hollywood Life that these photos of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston, two nights ago at a London club and then again yesterday at Heathrow, are very bad news:
[Dr. Glass's body language assessment, via Hollywood Life] I noticed the tense, stony faces, but yesterday I just assumed that Aniston and Theroux were pissed off because the photographer was getting in their faces. And I don't believe that a sign of true love is walking in step with each other at all times. Sometimes the dude just has longer legs and walks faster, with bigger strides. It's not the end of the world. Anyway, here's the eye-roll part. Us Weekly has an interesting "report" about what Justin and Jennifer were up to in London. Remember, Us Weekly has been getting a lot of "exclusives" about Jennifer's life recently. Almost like Aniston's publicist Steven Huvane calls them up and gives them exclusives on a regular basis.
[From Us Weekly] Manly? Protective? Wow, Justin's move to CAA is really going well, isn't it? It's like how every article about Jennifer Aniston will somehow drop in "beautiful" or "gorgeous". Justin's new team must want him to have the "manly" and "protective" vibe, so they're going to repeat those words ad nauseum. Also: Justin was "proud" of Jennifer? Why? I don't understand this. Is the bar set so low for Justin's girlfriends that the sheer fact that Jennifer didn't fart at the table or drool on Louis Theroux mean that Justin was "proud" of her? Also, here's something interesting: guess who was at the Shoreditch House when this super-protective and manly family dinner went down? Aniston's publicist. He was photographed leaving the club behind Aniston and Theroux. Meaning, he witnessed the whole event, and he's the one who is pushing this whole manly and protective crap. Sidenote: Why does Aniston bring her publicist with her on so many of her dates? |
Kate Beckinsale & Rachel McAdams are bitch-fighting over Michael Sheen Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:26 AM PDT Last week, LaineyGossip talked about the activities of Michael Sheen, his ex Kate Beckinsale, and his current squeeze, Rachel McAdams. Oh, and Kate and Michael's daughter, Lily. Michael and his girls were in Toronto, where I believe Michael and Rachel have made their home base, and where Kate brought Lily so that they could all go to the Canadian premiere of Harry Potter. To see those photos, go here. Kate and Michael have always struck me as the best kind of joint-parents. Both seem to actively spend a lot of time with Lily, and it's always seemed to me that Kate and Michael still get along pretty well in general. Didn't Kate dump him for her current husband, Len Wiseman? I believe there was some overlap. Anyway, I'm kind of surprised it took the tabloids so long to create a controversy between Michael's ex and his current, but better late than never. According to In Touch, Kate Beckinsale kind of hates Rachel McAdams:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Part of me thinks it's true just because Kate seems like that kind of woman - the kind of woman who "trades up" from a character actor boyfriend to a Hollywood director, then still wants her ex to be hung up on her and acts pissy to whoever he dates. But I'm going to give Kate the benefit of the doubt here - I think she and Michael just focus on being good parents to Lily, and maybe that ongoing relationship - because of their child - is rubbing Rachel the wrong way? I don't know. I don't see Rachel as the kind of person who would get pissy about it either. She and Michael seem genuinely loved up. And maybe THAT is what's pissing off Kate. That her ex found professional success and a cute, younger girlfriend after Kate dumped him. |
Carrie Underwood orders husband Mike Fisher to stop hunting & playing with guns Posted: 22 Jul 2011 06:00 AM PDT I have my opinions about Carrie Underwood, but for the most part, those opinions aren't based on anything other than how she seems, in general. To me, she seems rather snotty and bitchy, especially when the first Carrie story I always think about is this one, where Carrie was kind of mean to Leighton Meester. I know some of y'all like her, and CB seems to have some (begrudging) respect for her and the way she conducts herself. Anyway, Carrie is married to hockey player Mike Fisher (making her Carrie Fisher!), and they recently decided to make their home in Tennessee, after it was widely reported that Carrie had no interest in living in Canada, where Mike played for the Ottawa Senators. He got traded, and Carrie gets to make their home in Tennessee, just like she wanted. So, what does Carrie want now? She wants Mike to stop hunting. She wants to take away his guns!
[From The Enquirer, print edition] If Mike wanted to put up a fight, it would get ugly. Like, the NRA would declare Carrie Underwood their public enemy number one and she would be derided and rejected by a good chunk of her pro-gun, pro-hunting, country-music-loving fan base. It would get Dixie Chicks-level bad. Thankfully for Carrie, it doesn't seem like Mike is putting up much of a fight, which makes me wonder if he was even much of a hunter. Men who hunt all of their lives, who see it as a tradition passed on from father to son, they wouldn't give up hunting so easily. |
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