Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.21.11

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 02:45 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring such classy photos as Graduation Edition Picard, When Jacobs Fart, Dying Selma Blair Hiding In Yo Car Waitin’ To Eat Yo Brains and All The Photoshop In The World. Please tell me I’m not the only one who noticed Harrison Ford’s penis yelling “Action!” - The Superficial Click Here To Read More ...

Lady GaGa Wrote a Bunch of Crazy Words

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
Should I have mentioned she’s also dressed like a leather Nazi cat-prostitute? I just assumed it was implied. Lady GaGa has admitted to using cocaine to fuel her creativity which is pretty much all you need to know going into this open letter for the latest issue of V Magazine titled, “I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN BUT Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Claims She Lives in Poverty

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 01:12 PM PDT

   
Aww, it’s nice that the people who work at the court like this tenderly old bailiff have become like family to her. “Hey, how ya doin’, sweetheart? Always a pleashah.” *smooch* Roughly every four weeks Lindsay Lohan is hauled into court so she’s made aware of exactly how much shit she can constantly get away with Read More ...

Being Judd Apatow’s Wife Doesn’t Look Awkward At All

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 12:15 PM PDT

   
“No, really. He said, ‘Jason, stare directly into my wife’s camel toe,’ and, well, he’s the director…” Here’s Jason Segel and Leslie Mann, Judd Apatow’s wife for those of you wondering why she’s in all his movies, filming This is 40, the sequel to Knocked Up featuring the married couple who bitched at each other through Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Has Only Completed Four Days of Community Service

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 11:14 AM PDT

   
Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest ended almost an entire month ago, and at the time she couldn’t shut up about focusing on her community service and moving on with her life. So, of course, she was hauled back into court today after only completing four days. Although in her defense, the paparazzi already photographed her bringing Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston in Leather and Other News

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Marilyn Monroe porno is a fake, says pervert who collects her clothing. - If Britney Spears can get sued for farting, somebody better ship a crate of Beano to Jessica Simpson. - Ryan Gosling bangs his costars and lets the world know about it on the red carpet. - Read More ...

Marc Anthony Cheated on Jennifer Lopez With a Stewardess

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:06 AM PDT

   
“I know it was you, Salsa Fredo.” For those of you just tuning in, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits just before the weekend and an epic battle to make each other look like even bigger dickheads has already engulfed the media with Us Weekly clearly behind Team Lopez after being promised the break-up Read More ...

Reese Witherspoon Apparently Can Find a Bigger Purse To Hide Her Pregnancy

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 08:01 AM PDT

   
Last week, we posted pics of Reese Witherspoon wielding a giant purse to make sure the paparazzi doesn’t take pictures of her stomach anymore on account of the baby in it. Well, here she is at LAX yesterday with an even bigger purse and a gigantic scarf conveniently covering no less than four layers of Read More ...

Minka Kelly in Tight Pants, Shooting a Gun

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 07:03 AM PDT

   
I know this will come as a huge shock to some of you, but the high-falutin’ celebrity blogger isn’t a big gun person. Not that I’m against the second amendment – I’m from Pennsylvania where somebody has to hunt deer or you’re driving into 80 of them before you’ve left the driveway. – I just Read More ...

Weston Cage Arrested For Kicking His Own Ass Now. Why Not?

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:45 AM PDT

   
Weston Cage’s wife of only four months Nikki Williams has huge breasts so you’d just assume he’d be doing everything in his power to have sex with them as much as possible. Things like, I dunno, not doing karate on the sidewalk every time the paparazzi go, “Hey, look, it’s Nicolas Cage’s batshit son!” Then Read More ...
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