Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.19.11

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 02:05 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring people like Catherine Zeta-Jones who don’t look like a manatee of war in a goddamn bikini: Reese Witherspoon’s baby bump is getting bigger while I’m pretty sure January Jones‘ baby is shrinking because it doesn’t have dad, Michael Bolton can’t do anything that doesn’t immediately make me Read More ...

Coco Wore a Bikini Again

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 12:53 PM PDT

   
And now we know why our beaches are disappearing. Ha! “Erosion.” Nice one, science. Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ...

Weston Cage is Doing Karate For The Paparazzi Again

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 12:15 PM PDT

   
“I’ll drop-kick you yet, Smurf that only I can see!” While most of us wake up, grab a cup of coffee and prepare to work for a living, Weston Cage apparently starts his days by doing karate for the paparazzi now. Which is probably better than his usual routine of drinking until Satan’s face appears in Read More ...

Kylie Jenner is 13. THIR. TEEN.

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 11:15 AM PDT

   
Here’s Kylie Jenner prancing around Calabasas on Sunday which we decided to use as a subtle reminder to everyone of exactly how old she is. Now, some might say we only made these pictures sexier, but that voice in my head doesn’t get to write the site. It does, however, get to pretend it’s a Read More ...

Rupert Murdoch Attacked With Shaving Cream Pie. Ah, Britain…

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 10:15 AM PDT

   
“I believe I’ll have child for lunch. Or perhaps a slice of that delicious dinosaur meat from the cellar. Hmm, yes…” While explaining to Parliament how News of the World thought it’d be a great idea to hack voicemail messages of dead girls and the surviving families of terrorist victims, News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch was Read More ...

Ciara in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 09:34 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Melissa McCarthy blurs the line between funny and repulsive. - Quentin Tarantino’s penis just had an aneurism. - Jennifer Aniston has recon agents interacting with Brad Pitt now. - Adrianne Curry tweets pics of herself tanning topless, so just another day for her. - Which means Maria Menounos Read More ...

Mila Kunis Was Almost Jessica Biel

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 09:16 AM PDT

   
We already know that Mila Kunis cost Jessica Biel a boyfriend by filming Friends With Benefits with Justin Timberlake who fucks everything he co-stars with that isn’t nailed down, and even then. But apparently Mila also cost Jessica acting work because the writers decided to reveal at last night’s premiere that she was originally up Read More ...

Of Course There’s a Recording of Octomom Saying She Hates Babies

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 08:13 AM PDT

   
“Ooh, is that a baby? Can I punch it?” A few weeks back, In Touch ran an exclusive interview with Octomom where she says she hates all of 14 children. She immediately denied giving the interview and claimed In Touch fabricated the entire story, yet conveniently choose not to sue them which is usually something you Read More ...

Harrison Ford Rode a Horse Through Manhattan With David Letterman

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 07:19 AM PDT

   
“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.” Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face, so I could Read More ...
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