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Daniel Craig appears on ‘Today’, Ann Curry tries to hump his leg
Katy Perry’s Smurfette dress at ‘The Smurfs’ premiere: horrific or cute?
Ben Affleck hair watch, more Bieber or Bruno?
Leighton Meester is suing her mom for blowing her money on Botox & weaves
Kristin Cavallari’s fiancé Jay Cutler “dumped” her, she’s “in shock”
Anna Paquin in a tight short red dress at Comic-Con: cute or put it away?
Linnocent makes St. Tropez travel plans after vodka-soaked weekend
Jennifer Lopez is in Miami, looking depressed & celebrating her 42nd b-day
Sofia Vergara wears Missoni, molests Smurfs at premiere: hot or trashy?
Kristen Stewart’s Snow White is a lip-biting, sword-wielding warrior princess

Daniel Craig appears on ‘Today’, Ann Curry tries to hump his leg

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:39 AM PDT

CB sent me this morning's Today interview with Daniel Craig, below. She noted that Ann Curry was particularly nauseating and fan-girly with Daniel during the piece, and I think CB was underselling, honestly. Ann is the real star here, because the bitch is crazy. Daniel's half - the sane half - is fairly interesting if you're a fan, but he's not really talking about anything new. Daniel doesn't prepare "stories" and he doesn't care enough about any of us to try to amuse us. He's not a clown. He's not a famewhore. He just wants to be an actor and keep his head down, unless it's a print interview in a men's magazine, in which he's just going to talk politics and curse a lot. I will say this again, though: he seems much looser now that he and Rachel and married. He doesn't seem as dark and curmudgeony. But you'll barely notice because Ann is basically licking him with her eyes and her tone:

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I mean… get it together, Ann. This is getting embarrassing. Remember when she tried to molest Brad Pitt in Cannes? She was like a stalker, trying to touch his hair and his face. It feels like the same thing here - it's beyond sycophantic celebrity-journalism and it's just become creepy. I feel bad saying this because it's a criticism often lobbed at women, but here it is: Ann needs to get laid. She needs to stop trying to get into the pants of these celebrities she's interviewing.

As I sat here thinking about the whole issue of "How friendly/nice/flirtatious should a celebrity interviewer be with a celebrity?" it got me to thinking about what I would do if I was sitting across from Michael Fassbender, trying to interview him. I would be a mess. I would *literally* try to hump his leg and lick him. I would probably cry, just because I really am that big of a fan-girl loser. But I think it would only be with Fassie - anyone else, I would be able to keep my cool, much more so than Ann. So is Daniel Craig just Ann Curry's "Fassbender"? I don't think so. I think she just gets horny for every over-40 celebrity dude and she tries to show them all her Curry Biscuits.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Katy Perry’s Smurfette dress at ‘The Smurfs’ premiere: horrific or cute?

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:29 AM PDT

The Smurfs movie has premiered in NYC, and Kaiser just covered the red carpet jewel tone of Sofia Vergara, who was molesting Smurfs while wearing a trashy dress on the red carpet, along with the delicious Alan Cumming and his “Smurf Happens” t-shirt. Now, Katy Perry has upped the ante by laying a kiss on the plush Smurfette herself, but I sort of appreciate that Katy has covered her cleavage with a demurely placed hand because we don’t need the girls falling out at the red carpet premiere of a children’s movie:

And of course, Katy’s kissing a girl and liking it, right? Apparently, that was all part of the filmmakers’ plan:

Why would the upcoming movie version of The Smurfs hire Katy Perry to voice Smurfette when the singer has never acted in a movie before? Perhaps to sell one of the movie’s meta jokes with some extra oomph. Vulture hears that at one point in the July 29 film, Smurfette admits, “I smurfed a girl … and I liked it.” But wait, isn’t Smurfette the only girl Smurf in existence? Did she smurf her own reflection, or isn’t that something Vanity Smurf would be more likely to do? So many

[From Vulture]

Back to the dress though, which is far too short for this venue but admittedly kind of cute and certainly flattering to Katy’s pin-up girl figure. However, I find this sexed-up look horrific in terms of my memories of “The Smurfs” as Saturday morning television programming. While I realize that Katy’s merely a promotional prop here, I certainly doubt that parents will buy tickets for their kiddies based upon her voicing of Smurfette. Still, I will concede that Katy’s probably the only currently famous person who could pull off this dress in a semi-flattering manner; yet she’d look a lot better with her usual black dye job, since darker hair contrasts well against her pale skin and lets her cartoonish features pop, so to speak. From the way that Katy’s messing with her hair, she might just feel the same way:

Also and just because she’s Katy Perry, she’s obliged to pull bizarre, “zany” faces too:

Photos courtesy of WENN

Ben Affleck hair watch, more Bieber or Bruno?

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:15 AM PDT

Here’s Ben Affleck walking around with a grumpy face and a more stylish variant of helmet hair. The last we commented on Affleck’s hair situation it was looking curly and wiry, making us wonder if his hair was growing out naturally or if it was sprouting in conjunction with some hair plugs. (See this story for a retrospect on Afleck’s hair.) At least one guy with a hair transplant commented that he’d had the procedure and that it looked to him like Affleck had it too:

I got them in the front, and I have straight brown hair. after the procedure, though, the front came in kind of bushy, which was really weird to see my hair actually grow in different.

So, my special input is yes, it's implants.

These implants actually work, it's incredible and I look much better.

He probably got them too, and his frontal hair changed too because they take the donor hairs from the back of your head and transplant them up to the front.

[From comment by Mackavoy]

So take that for what it is, but I definitely could believe it’s plugs given all the rumors and the changing state of Ben’s hair. This blow out might be for a role, although these photos were taken on a Sunday. Affleck has admitted dyeing his hair, and the gray might indicate that it’s real, a transplant or he could have just chosen a clever toupee. There’s something not quite right about his hair, whether that shizz is natural or not. Kaiser is calling it a “wiglet” and says that Ben needs a new one. Aw, I wouldn’t pull it off during sex. I wouldn’t act like I knew the difference. Even if it was hanging off to the side I’d try not to crack a smile. That thing does suck a lot of sex appeal out of the guy, doesn’t it? He would be so much hotter bald.

Leighton Meester is suing her mom for blowing her money on Botox & weaves

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:06 AM PDT

Leighton Meester's past has always been rather sketchy, through no fault of her own. Her mom was a drug-runner who served time in a federal prison in Texas, and Leighton was born in a half-way house and she spent the first years of her life being taken care of by relatives while her mother completed her prison sentence. It's a wonder Leighton turned out to be a successful and seemingly well-adjusted, talented, and relatively sane individual. Leighton is so successful, in fact, that she's been sending money to her mom for years as a way to help support her sick little brother. Unfortunately, Leighton's mom spent all of the money on plastic surgery, Botox and weaves instead of taking Leighton's little bro to the doctor. So now Leighton is suing her mom! Good for her.

“Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is suing her mother, claiming her mom diverted money Leighton sent to her little brother and used it for plastic surgery, Botox and hair extensions.

According to the suit … obtained by TMZ … Leighton’s mom refused to work, but Leighton felt badly for her younger brother Lex, who has severe medical issues. So Leighton sent her mom $7,500 a month so she could provide for Lex.

But the suit claims the mother, Constance Meester, used the money for cosmetic procedures and other personal expenses.

According to the suit, Constance even tried to convince Leighton … they had an oral contract requiring Leighton to pay her $10,000 a month for life. Leighton says it’s a total lie.

Leighton claims her mom threatened to file a $3 million lawsuit against her unless Leighton started coughing up the dough. Leighton wants the judge to declare there’s no contract between her and her mom.

[From TMZ]

This is why I've always had more affection for Leighton than for Blake Lively. Leighton is hardcore. Leighton will sue the crap out of her own mother. Plus, Leighton is such a good girl at heart that she wants to make sure that her sick little brother is taken care of. Perhaps Lex could move in with Leighton for a time? Obviously, Constance doesn't give a crap.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Kristin Cavallari’s fiancé Jay Cutler “dumped” her, she’s “in shock”

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:33 AM PDT

CB and I disagreed as to whether this story was interesting - CB thinks it's "very 2007" and I think it's interesting in a "I had a chuckle of schadenfreude with this one" way. For the past few months, Kristin Cavallari, reality "star" also-ran and professional bitch-face, has been trying to get people interested in her engagement to Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. I've seen stories about Kristin and Jay on People and Us Weekly, like they're genuine celebrities or something. Anyway, bitch got dumped by her fiancé. And even People Magazine is all "Bitch got dumped." It sucks to be so much of a loser that even People Magazine doesn't give a crap about making you sound kind of pathetic:

This is not the fairy-tale ending Kristin Cavallari was hoping for. After just 10 months together, Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have called off their engagement, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

“She got dumped,” says another source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”

The couple, who were planning a spring wedding, became engaged in April, when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. They had been spending much of their time recently in Chicago, and Cavallari had planned to move there during the upcoming football season.

“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”

Just a week ago, Cavallari Tweeted about her engagement party. “Thx to all my amazing friends for making my engagement party a blast last night!” she wrote.

The couple had completed their wedding registry, and Cavallari was determined to be in great shape for the wedding. Saturday night Cavallari hit The Beverly, an L.A. lounge, and was spotted without her engagement ring.

“She was hanging out at a table with Nicky Hilton and Alessandra Ambrosio,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She was telling friends how they called off the engagement.”

A rep for Cavallari had no comment.

[From People]

Do I feel bad for laughing? Sure. I think Kristin was trying to make people care about her engagement and wedding because she wanted attention, sure, but I do have sympathy for her considering that her mindset was all "happy, happy wedding" and his mindset was all "How can I get out of this?" That sucks, no matter who you are. But isn't Kristin known as a major bitch? Right? So enjoy it.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Anna Paquin in a tight short red dress at Comic-Con: cute or put it away?

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:12 AM PDT

Anna Paquin worked a very tight, very short v-neck red dress with zippers up the side at the Comic-Con panel for True Blood on Friday. She looked great and I wish she would get it right like this on the red carpet. Maybe she should have thought twice before crouching down though.

The True Blood Comic-Con panel was large and featured nine of the lead actors including creator Alan Ball, Kristin Bauer (Pam), Alexander Skarsgard (Eric), Kevin Alejandro (Jesus), Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette), Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica), Ryan Kwanten (Jason), Rutina Wesley (Tara), Stephen Moyer (Bill) and Anna Paquin (Sookie.) You can watch the Comic-Con True Blood session in five parts on YouTube and here are some of the better excerpts, with more at the source.

Potential Spoilers

How do you feel about Sookie losing her innocence?
Anne Paquin: There is part of here that is sweet and innocent, and another part that has very dirty vampire sex with possibly multiple vampires.

Since the memory erasing incident, we’ve seen a lighter Eric. Do you like playing him?
Alexander Skarsgard: Yes

Why does he forget to wear shirts? And what’s with that outfit he wears?
Skarsgard: Sookie finds me in the woods. And when she finds me, she dresses me. It’s something she found at her house. Where did that come from, Alan?
Ball: If you translate the spell, it will say “You will lose your shirt, but find a dorky outfit that you will wear for several episodes but still be insanely hot.”

First you have weird head-twisting sex, than you have sex with your great, great, great granddaughter. What’s up with that?
Moyer: If Bill did a little work at the library, she could have figured out who she was. They will see each other again, but Bill has bigger fish to fry.

Is Lafayette along for the ride with the witches because of Angel, or does he believe?
Nelsan Ellis: He loves the dude. He didn’t want to step out into the supernatural.

Tara’s transformation from victim to kicking ass and taking no prisons. What do you think of the evolution to lesbian cage fighter?
Rutine Wesley: I love MMA. I think Tara was sideswiped by love and didn’t know what happened. I think it’s awesome that she’s happy and smiling.

Ryan, tell us about being strapped to the bed and ritualistically raped?
Ryan Kwanten: It’s interesting for an actor when all you have to use is your face, especially for Jason who is a physical type of guy. It’s strange for him, especially being called “Ghost Daddy.”

We all know what happens when a person drinks vamp blood, so what will happen when Jason drinks Jessica’s blood?
Deborah Ann Woll: We all know what happens, but it’s more interesting on what happens when it wears off.

What do you think of Pam’s “face off” with Marnie?
Kristin Bauer van Straten: We work hard to make you squeamish. It’s very physical. I was told to “find the hole in my face and push up.” Only on “True Blood” will you get that kind of direction.

Will Eric remember what happened with Sookie?
Alan Ball: That moment if it comes, if you know it is coming, it won’t be as good. So, maybe.

Bill and Sookie be together again?
Anna Paquin: It will be a complicated road back. It’s impossible for me to call that one.
Moyer: There are only so many telepathic waitresses in town. It’s not like I can just move on to the next one.

What is up with creepy baby doll and Arlene’s baby?
Moyer: I was with Alan when he looked at the set for Jessica and Hoyt’s house, and he said, “This is a great place for that baby to be born. There is something not right about that baby.”

Will fans get the infamous “shower scene” from the books?
Ball: There will be a moment where Sookie and Eric are in a shower. It won’t be exactly like the books. It might be weirder and dirtier.

What are your favorite moments of this season?:
Ball: I like the ritualistic rape of Jason Stackhouse
Kwanten: Me too. It was a bizarre sense of therapy.
Wesley: The cage fighting
Skarsgard: I enjoyed the swimming in the sun.

[From Showblitz]

Spoilers for last night’s episode of True Blood
Last night’s True Blood was decent but the show has kind of lost its luster for me. It seems to be meandering a lot lately and there are quite a few plot lines that bore me. I’m also kind of tired of the constant dream sequences. The Jason explained to Hoyt how he was systematically raped in Hot Shot was almost as if the writers were trying to justify it. I found that explanation more disturbing than those scenes. It’s telling that Alan Ball says that’s his favorite part of this season. The potential romance between Jason and Jessica is very promising, though. I’m looking forward to that as much as I am to Sookie and Eric finally getting it on.

How drunk do Alex Skarsgard and Stephen Moyer look?

Also, Deborah Ann Woll’s outfit is adorable. She’s so pretty.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Linnocent makes St. Tropez travel plans after vodka-soaked weekend

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:06 AM PDT

Linnocent is "on notice" by her probation judge. The judge says that Linnocent needs to start taking her community service and psychological evaluations seriously, OR ELSE. Or else… nothing, really. Linnocent still gets a million chances to screw up and endanger herself and other people. She's even back to being a vodka-soaked, crackhead catastrophe at clubs, according to Radar:

Lindsay Lohan hit the town in Hollywood Saturday night, and RadarOnline.com has all the exclusive details. The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday.

She ended the night crying, screaming and “barely able to walk,” our eyewitness says.

“Lindsay looked great when she showed up at Palihouse, and ordered cranberry juice from the waitress,” the source tells us. “I was like ‘Who’s that gorgeous girl,’ and then I realized it was Lindsay. She was definitely sober when she showed up but as the night went on she got sloppier and sloppier. Everyone at the table was drinking lemon drop shots and there were two bottle of Kettle One vodka on the table. She ordered two martinis from the waitress, but she said they were for a friend. So the waitress brought them out and handed them to her. One of the other girls shot the waitress a look and shook her head as if to say ‘Don’t give that to her.’ But Lindsay took them any way and took a big gulp out of one of them. About 10 minutes later she did a shot of vodka.”

Lohan was with two-time Survivor contestant Oscar Lusth, and Lindsay got more than a little upset when she thought he was flirting with another woman.

“She yelled at him to ‘Stop flirting with everyone’!” the source says. “A guy sitting on the other side of her poured himself a vodka on the rocks and I saw her take two sips out of it. But she was really careful to only order juice from the staff,” the source observed. “By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up,” the eyewitness says. “She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, ‘Thank you. All my friend left me.’ Then she picked up her phone and started screaming ‘Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?’ The manager went back over to her and told her not to worry. ‘I’ll help you. Don’t worry’,” I heard the manager say. She eventually got outside, and when she got to her Escalade she just collapsed into it.”

On Thursday, Lindsay was back in court for a hearing on her probation. Judge Stephanie Sautner gave her a tongue lashing about how little progress she’s made in completing her ordered community service, psychological counseling and shoplifting course. Lohan is not subject to alcohol and drug tests and can legally drink.

[From Radar]

Yeah… that sounds about right. I mean, that's how I imagine a club outing with Linnocent would go. Vodka shots, jealousy, drama, crazy, total disaster. She's such a crackhead drama queen, and she thinks she's so "sly". "Oh, I'm ordering these vodka shots for my friends!" Oh, isn't she just so clever? Her brain is totally fried. Anyway, Linnocent tried to do a half-assed denial on Twitter, claiming that Radar had turned "a friends birthday" into a "slew of lies." WTF? "Slew of lies" = Linnocent.

Meanwhile, Page Six has an interesting story this morning - according to their sources, Linnocent is "hoping" to spend the next few weeks in St. Tropez. You know, because she's so poor.

Despite being warned to finish her community service for shoplifting and drunken-driving convictions on Thursday, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is hoping to jet to St.-Tropez this Thursday and stay until Aug. 2. She has completed just 33 of the 480 hours of her community service, but is already looking forward to parties in the Mediterranean. Problem is, party planners aren’t exactly falling over themselves to invite her to their lavish and sometimes liquor-sponsored bashes. “She’s a liability,” a source said. Lohan’s rep said, “We don’t comment on any [of Lindsay's] travel plans.”

[From Page Six]

Who wants to even take the beat that at the end of the day, Linnocent will not complete her community service hours, which will instigate a whole new cracked-out series of court visits and "Will she finally go to jail?" cries.

Last Linnocent story: remember how she beat the crap out of that Betty Ford employee in a drunken rage after she had missed her curfew? Dawn Holland is suing Linnocent now, claiming that Linnocent's assault was so savage, Dawn needed surgery to repair the damage to her wrist. Linnocent is still sticking with the story that she never touched Dawn, despite that 911 call that proves otherwise. Slew of lies!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Jennifer Lopez is in Miami, looking depressed & celebrating her 42nd b-day

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 06:34 AM PDT

Here are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez in Miami over the weekend. Reportedly, she was celebrating her 42nd birthday with friends, and the dude who seems like he's escorting her out of the resturant is her on-again manager Benny Medina. She's fired Benny a few times in the past, and she was without his Svengali talents for most of the years she was married to Marc, but J.Lo hired Benny back… I think it was last year? And now Marc is out and Benny is back to shaping everything about J.Lo.

I read her demeanor as genuinely sad, but like she also wants to be seen as seeming "sad". Team J.Lo was all over the place last week, blaming Marc for basically everything that went wrong in their marriage. It would be naïve to think that Jennifer isn't organized, and that she has a very specific plan for her post-divorce life. Quite honestly, I can't wait to see what she's got up her sleeve. New boyfriend? New career? New house? New baby? It will be interesting.

By the way, there are reports that while in Miami, Jennifer is spending time with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. That must be seriously depressing. Can you imagine spending time with them when you're fresh from a breakup? And that's just when Scientologists strike too - when you're vulnerable and looking for a new life path. J.Lo and Xenu? No! She would never give up Santeria.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Sofia Vergara wears Missoni, molests Smurfs at premiere: hot or trashy?

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 06:32 AM PDT

In a short while, Bedhead is going to be covering Katy Perry's Smurf-ensemble at the NYC premiere of The Smurfs. Right now I just want to talk about Sofia Vergara, and whether it's possible for a Smurf to get an erection. I mean, it really looks like Sofia is molesting this poor red carpet Smurf, and the poor Smurf's tight white pants are getting even tighter. Sofia is such is a Smurf-tease. What was she supposed to do, though? He's her costar!! She had to pose with him, lest the rumor mill start: "I heard that Sofia had an affair with that Smurf and it ended badly… I think he took out a restraining order against her tatas." Of course, it's so inappropriate for the Smurf to show up on a formal premiere carpet without a shirt. Who does he think he is, Colin Farrell?!?

Sofia's dress is Missoni, by the way. I like that Sofia almost always does bright colors and jewel tones, but there's something about the tone of this gown that seems rather budget to me. I'm sure it would be different if I could see the detailing up-close (perhaps via some kind of motorboat situation), but the dress looks super-cheap, right? Plus, it would have been awesome to see her in "Smurf blue" or something.

Oooh, Alan Cumming!!! I love him. He and Sofia would make a lovely couple, right?

Here are more pics of Sofia molesting that poor Smurf:

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Kristen Stewart’s Snow White is a lip-biting, sword-wielding warrior princess

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 06:00 AM PDT

Here are the first promotional images from Snow White and the Huntsman, the "reimagined" retelling of the Snow White story with the lip-biting mouth-breather Kristen Stewart in the Snow White role. Kristen and her costars were at Comic-Con to do some early promotion for the film - very, very early, as it turns out, because they haven't even filmed one day of this junk. Here's a fun fact: did you know that Michael Fassbender was originally in talks to play The Huntsman? True story. Now the part is filled by Chris Hemsworth, beefcake, meathead and now known for Thor. Anyway, I didn't realize that they were going to make "Snow White" into some kind of Joan d'Arc/Boudicca type warrior-woman. Now Kristen's casting is making slightly more sense, although I still have my doubts that she'll be any more or less capable of portraying "warrior princess" than "pretty princess". Also: Charlize looks fierce as hell as the Evil Queen.

If fans at the Comic Con convention were looking for a little action and verbal sparring, that’s exactly what they got when Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron took stage to promote their movie Snow White and the Huntsman.

Kristen, 21, and Charlize, 35, engaged in some playful fighting talk yesterday as they unveiled the first character images from their upcoming fairytale film. The South African actress admitted she didn’t really know Stewart, but said she had a feeling the Twilight star was going to ‘give me a run for my money.’ Theron added: ‘And I’m ready for it b**ch, let’s go!’

Producers debuted the first photos of Stewart, as an armoured, sword-wielding Snow White, and Theron, as the Evil Queen, at the Comic-Con fan convention in San Diego, California. The film’s co-stars Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin also attended the panel discussion.

Stewart told the massive crowd of assembled fans that doing a traditional Snow White was not something ‘I was jumping at.’ What attracted her was that this Snow White is more edgy: ‘I get to have a sword and stuff,’ Stewart said.

A newly released publicity photo shows Stewart wearing armour and holding a huge sword and shield in the movie.

Charlize plays the evil queen and Chris Hemsworth co-stars as the huntsman. Cameras will begin rolling on the highly anticipated fantasy film next week in London. The movie is due out next June and is one of two Snow White movies set to hit theatres.

The other Snow White film will star Lily Collins and Julia Roberts as the evil queen. The Julia Roberts version does not yet have a title, but the team behind the movie recently moved up its release date.

[From The Mail]

So K-Stew will be playing a lip-biting, mouth-breathing, monotone warrior princess, Charlize is playing the haughty Evil Queen, Hemsworth is the super-butch Huntsman and Sam Claifin is the prince… Sam is the one I know the least about, but in the promotional image, doesn't he look like a young Billy Bob Thornton?!?

Photos courtesy of WENN. Promotional images from Universal.

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