Monday, July 25, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.25.11

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 02:47 PM PDT

   
I’ll have what she’s having unless it involves Pilates. *checks caption* Sonofabitch! Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed so full of celebrity random, I’m not even going to try to start calling shit out. All you need to know is Val Kilmer and Kirsten Dunst are slowly morphing into the same person, and Phoebe Price Read More ...

Weston Cage Checked Into Rehab To Become An Action Star. Okay, Sure.

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 01:31 PM PDT

   
“So what my film pre-supposes is, maybe getting your ass kicked means you're not crazy.” After finally winning/losing his first fight, albeit against himself, Weston Cage has checked back into rehab for reasons that reveal his mom Christina Fulton is just as fucking crazy as he is which raises serious questions about the transitive batshit properties Read More ...

Bar Refaeli Wore a Bikini, Too

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 12:24 PM PDT

   
On account of Katy Perry’s Smurf-butt, Adrianne Curry’s daddy issues and Jennifer Lopez just generally being a horrible person, I’ve been sitting on these Bar Refaeli bikini pics for most of the day because, unlike me in the sack, this site isn’t always about doing things as quickly as possible. Sometimes, and this is where Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is Suing Over This

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 11:42 AM PDT

   
Because Sears made her, or whatever the hell this report from TMZ is supposed to mean, Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for $20 million because she thinks they specifically cast Melissa Molinaro (above) to make it look like Kim is their new spokesperson: But our sources say … the suit was filed because Sears felt Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez is Really Taking This Separation Hard, In a Bikini

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 10:02 AM PDT

   
“Bitch, turn around, O.J.’s a cowboy! GET OUTDA HOUSE!” Here’s Jennifer Lopez celebrating her 42nd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and blatantly posing for the paparazzi so Marc Anthony will see how happy she is without him. Which is kind of superfluous considering he carries around a scepter with a crystal ball sticking out the Read More ...

Of Course We’re Going To Pretend Amy Winehouse Didn’t Die From Drugs

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 09:37 AM PDT

   
For some reason, when celebrities die, the media likes to try and whitewash their death, most likely because their fans won’t hear a word about their beloved idol actually being a crazed drug addict even though they looked Amy Winehouse above almost every single time they’re photographed. Case in point: I actually caught shit from Read More ...

Jay Cutler Dumped Kristin Cavallari

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:46 AM PDT

   
If you found yourself going, “Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari?” don’t feel bad because even her fiance, Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, found himself asking the exact same question. E! News reports: A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Read More ...

Alicia Keys in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 08:45 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Peter Dinklage is going to make me watch a movie about LARPing. - Rhys Ifans went nuts at Comic-Con. - Rob Lowe’s dyed-blonde Drew Peterson look. - Aubrey O’Day posted something unexpected on Twitter. Just kidding! It’s her tits. - Wait a second, I thought Amy Winehouse was Read More ...

Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con For Wearing This

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 06:27 AM PDT

   
Adrianne Curry is God’s gift to cosplay and horny nerds who haven’t become jaded, handsome men like myself who bolt at the first sign of attention issues (I’m kidding, I still have sex with them then vanish just like their dads did. Ladies?), so, of course, she went to Comic-Con dressed as some sort of Read More ...
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