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- Tom Hardy’s engagement is done: is Lindsay Lohan involved?!?
- Rumer Willis, fashion girl, befriends Kelly Osbourne at Badgley-Mischka’s show
- Christina Applegate debuts baby Sadie on an awkward People Mag cover
- Justin Bieber in Rolling Stone on politics: “whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad”
- Johnny Weir is magnificent: “I have a mullet, and I own it and love it”
- Diane Kruger covers her German biscuits with fur for GQ: cute or too furry?
- Sofia Vergara: Women of a certain age look better with “a little fat in their face”
- Charlie Sheen’s boss: “If he outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed”
- Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried “cool off” & Ryan hits on Rihanna
- Radar: Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry declare a truce
Tom Hardy’s engagement is done: is Lindsay Lohan involved?!? Posted: 16 Feb 2011 09:09 AM PST Oh, CRAP. Tom Hardy has split from his fiancée Charlotte Riley. Tom and Charlotte had been together for about two years, I think, and they got engaged last July. And now it's over, allegedly (but I think it's true). Tom didn't attend the BAFTAs, even though he won the "BAFTA Rising Star" award, and his absence was felt. Now it looks like he skipped the BAFTAs because of this personal drama.
[From Contact Music] You know what my first thought was? Lindsay Lohan. She had been using Tom's name in the various reports, claiming that he was her "sober mentor" and even reportedly telling friends that Tom came to see her in rehab, and that they were boning. So… was Lindsay involved in the split? Did her Typhoid Mary-esque crack vadge destroy Tom's engagement. Tell me something ladies: if your fiancé was hanging around Lindsay Lohan, even for allegedly sober-coaching purposes, would you be cool with it? I wouldn't. That crack vadge is radioactive. Also: I'm really starting to think that Tom Hardy isn't the Man-God everyone thinks he might be. There seems to be a really sleazy streak in him. Just a thought. |
Rumer Willis, fashion girl, befriends Kelly Osbourne at Badgley-Mischka’s show Posted: 16 Feb 2011 08:48 AM PST As we now know, Rumer Willis is a fashion girl. She's even being paid to "model"! She's the face of Badgley-Mischka's new season, you may remember - her ads are here. So Rumer, as the "face", was invited to sit front-row at Badgley-Mischka's runway show at Fashion Week. You mean they didn't ask her to walk the runaway?!? LOL. I'm assuming B-M dressed her in this mint-green sack monstrosity, (which even Angelina Jolie would toss). Rumer has been getting skinnier and skinnier (except her face never seems to lose weight…?) and B-M will only put her in a sack dress? That sucks. She wanted to show off her new super-thin model figure! Anyway, the original title for this post was "Rumer Willis looks pretty when she stands next to Kelly Osbourne". Totally rude and mean and nasty, I know, which is why I changed it, so stop yelling at me. What's really wrong is that I don't flat-out hate either Kelly or Rumer. I just think they've coasted, without talent, on their parents' names for so long, and I think it's funny that two young women with so much in common ended up sitting next to each other at a runway show. They even look friendly! It just fits. |
Christina Applegate debuts baby Sadie on an awkward People Mag cover Posted: 16 Feb 2011 08:07 AM PST Just a few weeks ago, Christina Applegate gave birth to a Sadie, Sadie, Married Lady. No, she named her baby girl Sadie Grace, and now Christina is debuting her little girl in the pages of People Magazine. I have to say - while I'm happy for Christina, and I like her a great deal, this is an absolutely terrible cover shot. The baby looks fine - it's Christina that looks weird. Why in the world is the shot so tight? Anyway, here are some excerpts from People's cover story:
[From People] She sounds really happy, and God bless. I'm happy for her too. And now, since I don't really have anything to add on the subject of babies and moms, I have a media/celebrity-related digression. How does Christina warrant a People cover? Is it just because of the baby? Because although I like her, Christina isn't even on a television show anymore. She's just not that big of a celebrity, in general. Maybe she got the cover for a combination of reasons: public goodwill and everybody loves baby pics. Still no People cover for Eva Longoria, which makes me so, so happy. People cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional pics by WENN. |
Justin Bieber in Rolling Stone on politics: “whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad” Posted: 16 Feb 2011 07:51 AM PST
[From Rolling Stone] Did anyone see the episode of “30 Rock” a couple of weeks ago (with Matt Damon!) where Jack and Avery have to have their baby in Canada and get all indignant when they’re told it’s free? That cracked me the hell up. I liked what Bieber had to say about how healthcare is a basic human right, I’ll give him that. He may not have known that there’s a North and South Korea, but he thinks people shouldn’t go bankrupt to pay for medical bills. I would love it if some conservative pundits go after him for calling the US “evil.” Bieber was also on Chelsea Lately this week. When she asked him how he felt about losing out for Best New Artist category at the Grammys this weekend he tried to be be gracious about it. He said he was upset about it and that “I’m not going to lie, people are expecting me to say something else, but I am disappointed… I’m really excited for her [Esperanza Spalding] she’s worked hard?” You could tell he didn’t really mean it, but at least he tried. He could have told his fans to step off of her online though. Bieber also said he knew about the website “Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber” and seemed ok with it but didn’t say much. He also confirmed that Willow Smith is coming on tour with him overseas. I think the kid is a twit with an overinflated sense of self, but he tries. I was ready to rip on him, but after I watched his Chelsea Lately interview I found him kind of funny. He even ripped on Lady Gaga’s outfits, calling them “weird,” and cracked a joke to Chelsea. She asked him “when do you have time to look at pictures of me,” and he said “I do that all the time. The ones with you and 50 [Cent].” If you don’t have time to watch the whole thing, fast forward to 4:00 in to this interview. Bieber is shown at the Brit Awards on 2/15/11. Credit: WENN.com |
Johnny Weir is magnificent: “I have a mullet, and I own it and love it” Posted: 16 Feb 2011 07:47 AM PST Forgive me, I just saw these photos of Johnny Weir wandering around New York during Fashion Week, and I just had the urge to publish them. Damn, he is fabulous. And I don't mean that in a patronizing way at all. There are very few men who could pull off this "elderly New York old-money scion goes to lunch with her dear friend, Gloria Vanderbilt" look. And somehow, Johnny makes it look fresh. I love that he has a Birkin. I love the color of it. I love the fur-trimmed coat. But most of all, I love the women's trousers and the beaded slippers. Some might see Grey Gardens, but all I all see is fabulous. Johnny has given some interviews during Fashion Week too! Oh, let me savor them.
[From E! News] I love him. If you'd like to hear more of about Johnny during Fashion Week, the Wall Street Journal has an interview with him here - he talks about his mullet!!! He says: "I have a mullet, and I own it and love it." ZOMG, I never realized he had a Missouri Compromise! Oh, and The Fug Girls talked to him too! MORE WEIR. |
Diane Kruger covers her German biscuits with fur for GQ: cute or too furry? Posted: 16 Feb 2011 07:18 AM PST This is exactly how I lay in bed too! Diane Kruger and I have so much in common. We both put on fur Uggs, drape a fur biscuit-cover on our asses, and pose provocatively on white comforters. It's like we're the same person. Diane is interviewed in the new issue of GQ, to support her role in Unknown, the Liam Neeson film (that he's promoting in Esquire). The interview isn't anything big, but Diane did do a big photo spread for the magazine, all of it animal-themed, all of it in bed - you can see GQ's slideshow here. Here's the little mini-profile:
[From GQ] I'll admit, Inglorious Basterds changed my opinion of Diane too. She was so great in that film. And one of her big scenes was with MICHAEL FASSBENDER. See, I got to mention him today. Diane is only one step away from the Fassdong. And that is why I love her. Oh, and she and Joshua Jackson are really cute together. That too. |
Sofia Vergara: Women of a certain age look better with “a little fat in their face” Posted: 16 Feb 2011 06:51 AM PST Sofia Vergara is the cover girl for the March issue of Shape Magazine. I have no idea why the hell people are mad about cut-out dresses now. The cut-outs always seem to be on one of the toughest parts of a lady's body, at least for me. You couldn't pay me to wear a dress with that part of abdomen showing. I would stab a bitch who tried. Still, I love that Sofia is now a cover girl for major magazines. I anxiously await her potential pictorials when she (hopefully) gets invited to be a cover girl for Harper's Bazaar or Elle, or even Vogue. Here are some excerpts from her cover interview:
[From Us Weekly & Just Jared] My mother is like that about lipstick too - she will not leave the house without her lipstick. I've always thought of it as a Southern thing, but maybe not. Personally, I can't remember the last time I even wore lipstick. My lips are naturally dark, so I usually just put lip balm or lip gloss on and that's it. Cover courtesy of JJ. Additional pics by WENN. |
Charlie Sheen’s boss: “If he outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed” Posted: 16 Feb 2011 06:33 AM PST
Creator Chuck Lorre made his feelings known about Charlie’s lifestyle. He has “vanity cards” that he flashes during the end credits for two seconds for each of his shows. The ones he put up this week for both Two and a Half Men, and his show that followed, Mike & Molly, seemed to reference Charlie:
[From Chuck Lorre Productions] So Lorre is saying that Sheen is headed for a quick death, but that he may surprise everyone and outlive even the cleanest living among us. He’s concerned about the guy, but he also probably hates that Sheen is holding up production on one of his most popular shows. According to TMZ, Sheen is ok with Lorre’s messages to him, and sees the one after Two and a Half men as “a nice gesture.” There’s a lot of contention on set over the fact that Lorre canceled a scheduled four out of the eight remaining episodes this season out of concern for Sheen’s health. Meanwhile Nicole Richie was cohosting The View yesterday and when the topic of Charlie Sheen came up she hit the nail on the head. She said that in his recent radio interview, in which he said producers better start work on Two and a Half Men soon because “I unravel pretty quickly,” he wasn’t taking responsibility. Nicole said “I don’t think he should make it somebody else’s responsibility to keep him sober. If he wants [his sobriety] to last for a long time, it’s up to him. He’s an adult and he needs to take responsibility for his actions.” Nicole should know, she had multiple DUIs before she got sober and got her act together. |
Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried “cool off” & Ryan hits on Rihanna Posted: 16 Feb 2011 06:27 AM PST Told you so. Told you that despite being in a three month relationship with Amanda Seyfried, Ryan Phillippe's douche still rages. Several weeks ago, Page Six had an item about Ryan hanging out with his bros at a club, and I felt the subtext of the piece was that Ryan was up for some club strange. Then, just a week ago, Page Six had another item about Ryan and Amanda getting into some big public fight at a screening of The King's Speech. And now Us Weekly reports that Amanda and Ryan are "cooling off" and that Ryan was trying to get in Rihanna's pants. Ugh.
[From Us Weekly] Yeah, I'm not sure how "casual" Amanda thinks it is. I think in her mind, she's Ryan's girlfriend. That being said, and I'm just playing devil's advocate here - just because Ryan asked Rihanna what she was doing, doesn't mean he was hitting on her. Ryan isn't very cool these days, he was probably just trying to join Rihanna's super-cool group. Or, you know, maybe he was trying to get in her pants. I don't know. What I do know: Amanda should dump him, no matter how "casual" their relationship is or isn't. Chica needs to move on and find someone less douchey. I would even take Justin Timberlake over Ryan. She obviously has a type: sleazy, pencil-dick douches. Might as well go for the A-list version of that with JT. Photos courtesy of Fame. |
Radar: Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry declare a truce Posted: 16 Feb 2011 06:09 AM PST As it turns out, Halle Berry is self-aware enough to realize that she was coming across as a world-class bitch. Over the past month, the stories just seemed to get worse and worse as Halle and Gabriel Aubry's custody battle for Nahla was played out in the media. Halle's camp leaked more and more damaging stories about Gabe's alleged racism, his alleged neglect of Nahla, his alleged verbal abuse of Halle, his cash deficiency, his famewhoring, his bad taste in women, and so much more. For his part, Gabriel's team released information about Halle being crazy and doing everything in her power to keep sole custody of Nahla. Anyway, over the last week, things have simmered down noticeably. I kept waiting for the over shoe to drop after Halle's controversial "one drop" Ebony cover interview, but surprisingly, no new disinformation campaigns were launched. Radar now claims that Halle and Gabriel have declared a truce:
[From Radar] What's amazing to me is that it was only RECENTLY that Halle realized that everything was getting too nasty. Like, she didn't realize it when her team was releasing all of that junk about Gabriel being a racist and how he verbally abused her? And here's another thought: if what Halle accused Gabriel of is in any way true, would she really back off and declare a truce? No. So by declaring a truce, Halle is basically admitting that all of those stories were part of a campaign to malign and destroy her baby-daddy. |
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