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Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper split!
“Katy Perry wears an avant-garde red nose” links
Jennifer Lopez called hotel desk 20 times in one hour with the same demand
Monica Bellucci wraps her fidelity-hatin’ tatas in fur: gorgeous or blah?
Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes a sewing machine for her 32nd birthday

Posted: 18 Mar 2011 04:03 PM PDT

Oh noes! Seconds after Star Magazine reports that Bradley Cooper has likely been boning Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel, People Magazine makes the official announcement that Bradley and Renee Zellweger are OVER. Damn. Poor Renee. Apparently, people have been whispering about them being dunzo for nearly a month…? Except that I've read nothing about that. Last I heard, Renee dropped out of her appearance at the Golden Globes because Bradley's father died, and then she was at his Inside the Actors Studio taping. Oh, well.

It’s over for Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger.

Cooper, 36, and Zellweger, 41, who met in 2009 and moved in together last fall to become one of Hollywood’s most glamorous couples, have broken up, sources tell PEOPLE.

Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings.

“I can’t say enough about her,” he said in September while promoting the couple’s film Case 39. “I just love her. I [loved] coming to work. I love acting with her. I can learn so much from her.”

Zellweger even skipped the Golden Globes in January at the last minute to be with Cooper when his father died. She was also close to Cooper’s mom, Gloria.

But in February, there was speculation about their relationship when they each attended a pre-Oscar party but didn't hang out together.

Their reps have no comment.

[From People]

"One of Hollywood’s most glamorous couples…"??? Um, they only time anyone got photos of the two of them together, they were candids with one of them hiding their face. And Renee has just been looking like hell for most of the relationship too.

So… did Bradley cheat? That's what everybody's going to be asking. Looks like somebody's going to be in the market for a quick rebound girlfriend to ensure that the cheating rumors stay on the friendly side of hetersexual. Call Taylor Swift!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

“Katy Perry wears an avant-garde red nose” links

Posted: 18 Mar 2011 11:24 AM PDT

Katy Perry's red nose. She's so avant-garde! [Celebuzz]
Something something Michael Fassbender something James McAvoy. Yay! [Pajiba]
I just can't past Michael K's excellent Charlie Sheen screencap. [Dlisted]
Sofia Vergara brings joy and happiness. [LaineyGossip]
The new Charlie's Angels: cute or not so much? [Go Fug Yourself]
Rachel Uchitel: Licensed private investigator/whore. [Yeeeah]
Mug shot of the month! Sorry, Mel. [Gawker]
Brad Pitt knows he looks better with the shades. [Pop Sugar]
Cast of Stand By Me reunites! RIP River Phoenix. [Agent Bedhead]
Sparkles is going live! Tonight on MTV. [A Socialite Life]
Ew, Todd wants to bone Selena Gomez. She looks like she's 14! [IDLITW]
Britney Spears looks… different. [Evil Beet]
Ooooh! White Collar starts back up in June! Yay! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Angelo Sosa (Top Chef contestant) kind of sucks, right? [PopEater]
Sarah Michelle Gellar & her little Charlotte. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
What's funny is that I had the same exact thought about Marilyn Manson & Dianna Agron. [The Blemish]
Sean Penn & ScarJo totally "get" each other. Rii-ight. [Celebslam]

Jennifer Lopez called hotel desk 20 times in one hour with the same demand

Posted: 18 Mar 2011 10:47 AM PDT

There’s a big story on the front page of the Lifestyle section of USA Today Weekendall about how Jennifer Lopez is having a career resurgence now that she’s on Idol, has a top digital single somehow, and is endorsing Gillette and L’Oreal products. She has a new album coming out in April and she’s promoting that too. Whenever we hear from Lopez she seems to be working hard to shed those diva stories, and this profile is no different. Some choice quotes include:

“Her down-to-earth appeal [on Idol] has pretty well erased the spoiled diva image that had followed her for so many years. And that’s something no amount of money can buy,” - pop music critic George Varga…

“I was just saying last night to Marc, ‘I am so ready to just bite into some role so hard.’ And he said, ‘I know, I can feel your creative juice going crazy.’ ”

As with the public, Hollywood is seeing a different side of Lopez, too, [her manager] Benny Medina says. “There’s a quality of filmmakers and other creative people in the industry that are being drawn to work with her. One of the greatest byproducts of this particular time is this new introduction of Jennifer Lopez to a community that’s always known her but had misconceptions about her.”

[From USA Today]

Only how much has Lopez changed really? She may get visibly moved by contestants on Idol, and I’ve been watching a little this season and I’ll admit that she’s doing a great job at changing her image. Those diva stories just won’t die, though. The National Enquirer reports this week that she was so demanding while staying at the Mirage in Vegas during Idol auditions that “she was one of the most difficult celebrities the staff had ever encountered.”

“Within five minutes of her arrival, her assistant had demanded two cribs for her 3-year-old twins, Max and Emme. A runner from the show was quickly sent out to buy cribs and assemble them, and that was explained to Jennifer. But within minutes, she called down to reception wanting to know where they were,” said the insider.

In the next hour, the impatient 41 year-old singer called 20 times demanding the cribs.

“She was boiling with rage that they weren’t ready - but it was the responsibility of ‘Idol’ producers to provide her cribs, not the hotel. She was every bit the prima donna.”

After the cribs arrived, J.Lo turned her attention to her wardrobe.

“She ordered 12 racks for her wardrobe changes, 20 mirrors and a ton of spotlights for her makeup team,” said the insider.

“There were around 50 people in her villa dealing with her makeup, hair and wardrobe - but the funny part is, she wore only two outfits during the entire two days of filming!”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, March 28, 2011]

If Lopez’s twins were getting tired and fussy and she can’t get them to go to sleep in a big bed, I guess I understand her freaking out about the cribs. It must be frustrating to have two cranky toddlers at once. The wardrobe stuff is out of hand, though. This could possibly all be Idol’s fault for not having all the equipment necessary to satisfy La Lopez. I get the feeling she decides on the spur of the moment what she wants though, and expects everyone else to jump.

Here’s a link to a new photo of Lopez with her twins on the set of Idol.

Jennifer Lopez is shown on 3/2/11 (White outfit, credit: Fame) and 3/3/11 (Ridiculous checkered outfit, Credit: WENN.com

Monica Bellucci wraps her fidelity-hatin’ tatas in fur: gorgeous or blah?

Posted: 18 Mar 2011 10:30 AM PDT

These are photos of Monica Bellucci in Moscow, where she was the guest of honor at some event at the Italian Embassy. Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana (who has Monica's arm in some of these pics) were there too. I'm pretty sure Monica is wearing real fur. And why not? She looks impossibly gorgeous. I don't even hate her bangs trauma! What is wrong with me? Perhaps it's because Monica recently spoke about how she didn't really care if her husband, Vincent Cassel, slept around. The subtext was that Monica is probably up for it too - meaning I've got a shot with her, bangs trauma and all! But what I really want is a threesome with Monica and Vincent. Anyway, considering there has been no follow-up interview or "correction" issued, I'm now pretty sure Monica said exactly what was reported - that she doesn't give a crap about fidelity. Does that make her hotter?

Oh, and Pharrell Williams was also at the event. He's very fancy, isn't he?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes a sewing machine for her 32nd birthday

Posted: 18 Mar 2011 10:02 AM PDT

There is just something so sad about this Katie Holmes interview. I don't know… I think it just struck a particular chord with me. Katie sat down for a Women's Wear Daily (via People) interview, and she talked a little about always traveling, always being on the move, and what she does to make various places feel like home (From WWD via People):

One of her tips for making daughter Suri Cruise, who’ll be 5 in April, feel at home no matter where they are? “Bring lots of crayons, glue good paper and you can turn any room into a very warm, familial place."

Which is kind of… I don't know. Yeah, I get that she's talking about doing arts and crafts projects with Suri, but it conjures up this image of Katie, the robotic girl-child-bride, sitting alone in her latest Xenu-cave, drawing stick figures. But the real sadness (for me) comes with this:

“My husband got me a sewing machine for my birthday,” Holmes said, adding that she likes to get Suri involved. “My mom grew up making curtains and pillows and everything, and it made our home very warm, so I like to do things like that with my daughter.”

Okay, I too got a sewing machine for my birthday… when I turned 10! I used to take sewing classes (I was good) and I was really into it and everything. Now, Katie is 32 years old. And she's embarking on an ill-fated second "career" as a "fashion designer" and she fancies herself to be "crafty". Oh, CB just reminded me that Katie scrapbooks too. It's just… sad. I'm not saying people who sew and do crafts and scrapbook are sad, I'm saying that thinking about Katie Holmes doing all of those things (while she’s all drugged out or whatever) makes me sad for her.

Also, it's kind of a funny/odd gift for an A-lister to give his young wife for her birthday, right? Why not give her a broom and a mop, or something else that says "All I wanted was for you to shut up and be a happy little CoS-bot homemaker"?

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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