Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Amanda Bynes Really Wants Attention

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 01:33 PM PST

   
Over the summer Amanda Bynes quit and then unquit Twitter within the span of three weeks presumably after realizing she has nothing better to do. So keeping with that theme, she decided to tweet provocative photos of herself last night which I’ve posted here because this place has always been a showcase for famewhores and Read More ...

Sophie Monk Dumped a Millionaire and Other News

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 01:20 PM PST

   
- Sophie Monk forgot the part where you break-up with your mark after the wedding. - Chuck Norris doesn’t think there’s enough intolerance in high schools. - Robert Pattinson can be yours provided you don’t expect him to sparkle too much and have a few hours to sit by the freezer in anticipation. [Read More ...

Charlie Sheen: ‘Sheen’s Korner is a Shtick’

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 12:19 PM PST

   
Despite labeling his past two episodes “Torpedoes of Truth” and calling them “sermons,” Charlie Sheen is now trying to claim his new Ustream show “Sheen’s Korner” is entirely fictional after finding out Brooke Mueller planned to use them as evidence in their custody battle. Whoops! #PlanBetter RadarOnline reports: "It's a character in a piece of fiction. Read More ...

Tom Brady is an Incredible Dancer

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 11:05 AM PST

   
“I said, ‘I like my ‘jitos in a soda cup!’ Is this humidity making my hair look bad?” If you haven’t seen it by now, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was caught on camera dancing during Carnival yesterday while watching Gisele Bundchen ride by on a float. Now, I’m not going to criticize the man’s skills because Read More ...

Kirstie Alley Was a Good Choice

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 09:54 AM PST

   
Part of the deal of being a Dancing With The Stars contestant is striking sassy poses in front of the paparazzi as you leave your daily rehearsal with your dance partner. Which is something someone probably should’ve explained a little bit clearer to Kirstie Alley who looks like she’s about to birth sextuplets in the Read More ...

Amanda Seyfried Banged Alexander Skarsgard

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 09:05 AM PST

   
During the cover interview for the latest issue of Elle, Red Riding Hood star Amanda Seyfried basically admits to wanting to bang all of Hollywood and already has Alexander Skarsgard as a notch on her belt. Turns out she got what she needed from him while still dating Dominic Cooper who presumably is hearing all Read More ...

Ryan Reynolds is Banging This

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 08:22 AM PST

   
While Scarlett Johansson decided to spend her newfound freedom nuzzling Sean Penn’s old man balls with her foot, several sources are reporting Ryan Reynolds has been quietly dating German model Agnes Fischer (above.) Now whenever a couple gets a divorce, there’s never really a “winner,” so to speak. Except in this case and that winner Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Went On Top of a Building With a Machete

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 07:44 AM PST

   
“And this, my peoples, is what I shall use to cut your childrens throats- Wait. Wrong speech. This, my peoples, is what I will use to cut the whores. There, much better.” After being fired from Two and a Half Men yesterday, Charlie Sheen decided to go on top of the Live Nation building in Beverly Read More ...

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