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- 16 year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom admires Dina Lohan, Kris Jenner
- Linnocent allegedly threw a hissy fit when Coldplay wouldn’t let her backstage
- Kelly Osbourne criticizes Duchess Kate for recycling her outfits
- Nicki Minaj flashes a nipple on Good Morning America
- Anne Hathaway hopes her Catwoman will be better than Halle Berry’s
- Miranda Kerr returns to the runway in a swimsuit 7 months after giving birth
- Vanessa Hudgens with Kris Kardashian mushroom hair - cute or get a better style?
- In Touch: Justin Timberlake is a diva, mouths off to restaurant staff
- Tiger Woods is terrified about his former caddie’s upcoming tell-all book
- How blindingly orange is Denise Richards?
| 16 year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom admires Dina Lohan, Kris Jenner Posted: 05 Aug 2011 09:12 AM PDT
The last we reported on Courtney’s mom, she was letting us know that her daughter was on birth control so that she wouldn’t get pregnant by the 51 year-old man she was so thrilled her daughter married. Then yesterday she talked yet again about how great her new son-in-law is and how he’s not creepy like every single one of the characters he’s played. Radar also had the elder Stodden weigh in on the 10 year-old French model controversy, in case you were interested. She basically said French culture is different and then asserted that her daughter doesn’t have any nude photos out, as if that excuses buying her new tits and letting her marry a dude older than her dad. In this latest interview, Courtney’s mom lets us know that she’s now her daughter’s “mom-ager” (her term) like Kris Kardashian and Dina Lohan before her. Courtney’s husband, Duch Hutchison, has stepped down as her manager now that he’s screwing her. Courtney’s mom also recently moved right next door to her daughter and her new husband in L.A. She had some very nice and very misguided praise for Dina Lohan:
[From Radar] Well the good news is that there’s nothing that will doom a marriage faster than having to live right next to a mother-in-law. Courtney will hopefully get out by the time she’s 20, when she might be able to figure out who she is and what she wants out of life. I’m thinking she’ll need some kind of deprogramming, like a cult victim, to successfully re-enter society. I know that sounds flippant, but I don’t mean it that way. She may be seriously brainwashed by her mom and now this older dude. She’s a victim who doesn’t understand she has other options, and is grateful for the meager ones she’s been given, like someone with Stockholm Syndrome. Courtney and her mom. Her mom is in the back with the giant chin implant.
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| Linnocent allegedly threw a hissy fit when Coldplay wouldn’t let her backstage Posted: 05 Aug 2011 08:59 AM PDT
These are some photos of Linnocent leaving a drug testing center in LA, where she probably just stopped to say hi to a friend rather than actually get drug tested. God knows. We'll probably find out months from now that she's been testing positive for drugs all of this time, and the probation department and California legal system just kept it quiet because why not? As I mentioned yesterday, two nights ago, Linnocent was spotted leaving the Coldplay concert on the UCLA campus on Wednesday night. She looked especially crackie, but that's always the case. However, The Sun has a hilarious report that I hope and pray is true. A source claims that Linnocent tried to get backstage to hang out with the band, and they shot her down cold. So Linnocent pitched a hissy:
[From The Sun] Wait, what? Gwyneth was there too? That's what makes me doubt this story. If Gwyneth was backstage at the performance, I don't see how Kate Bosworth makes it backstage either. Goop would have shut down both Linnocent and The Bos, if Goop was there, which I'm not sure she was. Now, it would make sense that Bosworth was backstage, trying to get on Chris Martin while flaunting her new Hobbit, and Goop is in London or Spain or wherever. Still… I like the idea of Coldplay shutting down Linnocent, and her crack hustle not working.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Kelly Osbourne criticizes Duchess Kate for recycling her outfits Posted: 05 Aug 2011 08:40 AM PDT
When Kelly Osbourne was taking on Christina Aguilera, I was on Kelly's side. But when she takes on a more beloved public figure… there might be a problem. It seems Kelly took issue with our favorite, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge. Kelly was on Jay Leno's show two nights ago, and she complained about Kate's habit/insistence on recycling clothes:
[From Us Weekly] Eh, I don't understand why people are making a big deal about what Kelly said - she didn't say "Waity is too lazy to even care about being presentable on a regular basis" (although that might be the subtext). I think Kelly accurately described how many of us are of two minds on Kate's recycled-style habit. I think she's making a conscious effort to LOOK like she doesn't just spend her days shopping for new frocks, endlessly. I think she makes an effort to dress for the occasion, and when it's a big occasion where she's going to be the center of attention, she'll wear something new. When it's not about her, she'll recycle. I can see the point of it, because she has some nice pieces, and any woman would want to wear those pieces more than once. However - there are two bigger issues that Kelly didn't address. One, Kate's style is, at best, hit-or-miss. She's worn some nice dresses, and she has a good eye for coats and suits. But she dresses a decade older than her real age, and there's a noticeable lack of sophistication and just… JOY with her clothes. Being a duchess is fun! Getting dressed up is one of the few job requirements - find joy in it! The other big issue: the Catch-22 of being a duchess on a budget, with no place to go. She's not working, she's not doing royal or charitable events on a regular basis, so she's just hanging out in Wales. Whenever she deigns to become a full-time working royal, I think there will be less recycling, because she'll finally have an enormous staff in place, and at least three dressers and stylists on call. By the way, the Duchess did make Vanity Fair's "Best Dressed 2011" list. She's right up there with Tilda Swinton, Justin Timberlake and… Carey Mulligan? Weird.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Nicki Minaj flashes a nipple on Good Morning America Posted: 05 Aug 2011 08:28 AM PDT
Nicki Minaj performed on Good Morning America this morning, and her boob came out to play. Yes, Nicki was performing for a mixed crowd of adults and children in an outdoor performance, and at some point, Nicki's breast popped out of the too-tight… let's call it a "sports bra". It's not really a crop-top, and this looks like a sports bra to me. She was performing in Central Park, and Us Weekly says there were "thousands" of people there, not to mention the millions of GMA viewers. Here come the FCC violations. CB and I were just debating whether this was really offensive, and whether people were going to get all up in arms about a breast on their morning program. I think people will be offended, and I think Nicki probably wanted a wardrobe malfunction just to get people talking about her, since she's never really broken out as a major pop star. Controversy could be good for her career. Plus, CB points out that it seems like Nicki's boob was out for a long time - it wasn't a quick little slip. There are LOTS of photos of her nipple. So, she probably knew what she was doing. As for the boob - well, I'm not a fan of Nicki, so I kind of find it gross. If Sofia Vergara popped her boob out on GMA, I would probably be into it, though. Also: CB thinks Nicki's boobs are bolt-ons. I'm looking way too hard at them, and I can't really tell. The "ridge" looks kind of implant-y, but they could totally be real, in my opinion. There's been a rumor about Nicki possibly having ass implants, so maybe bolt-ons aren't that weird of an idea. Here's the blurred, nipply performance photos:
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Anne Hathaway hopes her Catwoman will be better than Halle Berry’s Posted: 05 Aug 2011 08:19 AM PDT
Here is the “first image” of Anne Hathaway, allegedly in her Catwoman gear…? I hope to God this isn’t the catsuit, because it just looks so budget. Instead of making me excited, I’m now seriously worried about what Christopher Nolan is doing to these characters. I know I should probably just keep the faith, considering the Heath Ledger thing worked out so well (for film purposes), but… Catwoman… matte pleather suit…fug. Below, I’ve also included some newish photos of Anne on the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Rises. Annie's playing Selina Kyle/Catwoman, and according to MovieWeb, THIS outfit is part of Anne's Selina costume. For real! I guess they really wanted to dork Anne up, big-time, before the big Catwoman reveal. Seriously, I hope this isn't the Selina costume. Anyway, the Enquirer has an interesting little non-story about how hard Anne is working and how she doesn't want her performance to be compared to Halle Berry's disastrous take whatsoever.
[From The Enquirer, print edition] When Anne was on Oprah the day after the Oscars, she talked about waiting for the call-back on the Catwoman gig, and I do get the feeling that Anne really, really wants this and that she's putting in the hard work. I have a little twinge of hope that Anne's hard work will pay off, especially with the help of Christopher Nolan's direction. But seriously, Anne could just show up, put on a latex suit and mutter her lines and she would still be better than that Halle Berry crapfest.
Here are the alleged Selina Kyle pics:
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Miranda Kerr returns to the runway in a swimsuit 7 months after giving birth Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:48 AM PDT
A few days ago, Miranda Kerr wore a swimsuit on a runway for the first time since giving birth to my favorite celebrity baby of the moment, Flynn Kerr-Bloom. Flynn is seven months old, and as you can see from these photos of the David Jones show in Sydney two days ago, Miranda is still breast-feeding. I mean, that's what it looks like to me. Her boobs didn't look like that before. According to Us Weekly, when Miranda came onto the catwalk in this swimsuit, the audience gasped and everyone applauded her (and her boobs, and her post-pregnancy figure). People are acting like Miranda JUST snapped back recently, when really she looked runway-ready just a few months (or, minutes) after giving birth. By the way, this wasn't Miranda's first runway since giving birth - she did the Balenciaga show in March, but she was covered up then. Miranda told the Sydney Herald-Sun that she was jittery before the show: “I am a little nervous about getting back on the runway after just having a baby seven months ago in a swimsuit. But you know, I have been doing my squats and I started Pilates as well as my usual yoga routine.” I'll say.
In addition to the runway photos, we also have new photos of Miranda and Flynn! I love this kid so much. He's so chubby and gorgeous. Miranda talked about him in the Herald-Sun interview too, saying "He is on a good routine now so we will keep it that way. He is a charmer. I am breast feeding and pumping. When I am at work I am pumping, I feel like a milk maid, but it is worth it." She also described Flynn as "a little flirt" - which I can totally see. He looks like the happiest baby ever.
Photos courtesy of Fame & Pacific Coast News. |
| Vanessa Hudgens with Kris Kardashian mushroom hair - cute or get a better style? Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:46 AM PDT
We’ve already seen Vanessa’s dramatic transformation for her role as a homeless teenage mom in Gimme Shelter, and this cropped haircut is part of that. Vanessa has admitted she liked her old hair better. She said “I miss [my hair,] believe me, I do, but there's nothing I can do about it.” She’s making the best of it, though, and she looks super cute on the red carpet, even if it’s easy to mistake her at a far distance for a 50-something with a lot of plastic surgery. That hair is aging her, and she’s said as much and that it makes her feel “like a soccer mom,” but she’ll be rid of it soon enough.
In these photos Vanessa was hosting the “2011 Hurley Walk The Walk Championship at The U.S. Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, California.” Just Jared describes it as “the world's largest high school fashion competition.” In terms of Vanessa’s fashion she makes up in attitude what she lacks in style. Her enthusiasm is kind of infectious and it makes me want to overlook those ugly gladiator shoes and the fact that she’s over-accessorized. I like that coral dress but why weight it down with so many necklaces, rings and bracelets? I guess she has on a cover-up for a bikini so she’s trying to
Also this model Marissa Miller was there. She’s so Botoxed that I really thought she was that evil bitch queen from Game of Thrones - Lena Headley. That’s what too much work does to you. Otherwise beautiful women end up looking like clones.
This is the photo that I thought was Kris Kardashian from far away.
See what I mean? When Vanessa does it, it’s cute. When Kris does it, it’s like she’s laughing at how much of her family’s snake oil the public will buy.
Photo credit: Fame, WENN and PRPhotos |
| In Touch: Justin Timberlake is a diva, mouths off to restaurant staff Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:40 AM PDT
It has been mentioned (by Kaiser, actually) that Justin Timberlake generally acts like a douche these days, which certainly won’t help the fact that filmgoers already don’t make much of an effort to watch his films. Also not very impressive is the extremely uncomfortable, leg-rubbing way in which JT begrudgingly accepted his Marine Corp date. Now JT is taking his douchy ways to the streets of NYC, where In Touch reveals that he refused to sign autographs on the red carpet of the Friends With Benefits premiere. The next evening, JT reportedly acted like a total prick to the staff at an NYC restaurant and club:
[From In Touch, print edition, August 15, 2011] What a diva. I hope that poor waitress wasn’t a JT fan; if so, she’s certainly not a fan now. However, I wonder whether his refusal to sign autographs is something that rubbed off on him after his years of dating with Cameron Diaz, who earned herself a reputation of not only refusing to sign for her public but also going on to tell people how dumb autographs are. So far, Cameron has gotten away with this sort of behavior, but JT’s luck probably won’t last that long because — let’s face it — he just doesn’t have legs that are anywhere near as pretty as Cameron’s stems.
Photos courtesy of Fame    |
| Tiger Woods is terrified about his former caddie’s upcoming tell-all book Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:30 AM PDT
In November 2009, the National Enquirer famously broke the story that Tiger Woods had been banging Rachel Uchitel since June of that year. In the immediate aftermath, Tiger got into a huge Thanksgiving weekend fight with his then-wife, Elin Nordigren. There was a car accident, and there were golf clubs and a shattered car windshield, but nobody knows what really happened except for Tiger and Elin. Or maybe someone else knows too? Like Tiger’s long-time caddie, Steve Williams, who recently received his walking papers and is now, according to The Enquirer, threatening to write his very own tell-all book about that fight and many other Tiger-associated things. Not that Williams was actually present during the altercation, mind you; but apparently he and Tiger were pretty tight friends, so the assumption is that Tiger may have been dumb enough to tell his buddy what went down. Also, there is the bizarre alleged detail that Kevin Costner once gave Tiger some invaluable tips on how to pick up chicks:
[From Enquirer, print edition, August 15, 2011] Honestly, I don’t know what to think about the Kevin Costner tidbit, for Tiger seems to do well enough on his own as a womanizer who conducted his affairs pretty openly. If it’s true that Costner encouraged Tiger to cheat on his wife, well, that’s pretty low because Costner has been married since 2004 to Christine Baumgartner, with whom he has three young children. Regardless of Costner’s involvement with Tiger, however, I think it’s pretty clear that Tiger needed no cheering on in order to drop his drawers with women who were not his wife. Still, it’s interesting, and I wonder if Costner (or his wife) will have anything to say about this story in the near future.
As far as the prospective tell-all book by Williams goes, however, I doubt that anything else could possibly tarnish Tiger’s reputation more than what we already know. I mean, short of hearing Tiger did something incredibly illegal besides the basic prostitute stuff that we’ve already heard. The man still has sponsors and was just welcomed back to the latest PGA tour with much applause (disgusting, right?) even though the audience was openly wondering why he fired his caddie. So perhaps people really will pay attention to what Williams has to say in his book. Also, when did Tiger start dressing like a lounge lizard?
Photos courtesy of Fame     |
| How blindingly orange is Denise Richards? Posted: 05 Aug 2011 07:05 AM PDT
When I first saw these photos I thought that the lighting must be off to be making Denise look that cooked. Check out the videos below though. She really is that fried. Denise Richards on Jimmy Kimmel Part 1. Denise tells the hookers at dinner story around 2:00 Part 2. She talks about Charlie’s porn family at around 1:00. “At first he wanted me to move in with them, which was a kind invitation but I’m like, ‘this I cannot explain to the kids.’”
Here she is in June with a normal hue: Fake bake photos credit: Pacific Coast News. Other photo credit: WENN |
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