Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Hugh Hefner Planking

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 02:55 PM PDT

  
Because this is not at all a cover story to disguise his death, Hugh Hefner’s latest girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund managed to talk him into “planking” last night because sometimes it’s nice to know there’s still a refuge of youth and vigor in the penis you hop onto whenever your number’s called. Of course, afterward, Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.3.11

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
I have no idea know how, but this photo is way more awesome than it has a right to be. Welcome to the mid-week/Hump Day/teachers can’t wait for the weekend, too, because they’re giant fucking slackers, spoon-feeding our children Communism and gay marriage’s The Crap We Missed brought to you at a reasonable hour because it’s Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is Talking About Gwyneth Paltrow Again

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 12:47 PM PDT

   
Gwyneth Paltrow is the cover interview for the September issue of ELLE who refer to her as “The Spellbinder” because she’s so “unexpectedly funny” and not at all as insipid as every single word that comes out of her mouth suggests. Words like these for example: On her famous friends coming to see her at the Read More ...

Of Course Bam Margera Tattooed Ryan Dunn’s Face Above His Armpit

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 11:42 AM PDT

   
Posted without commentary because a.) what more needs to be said here and b.) now I have to explicitly write in my will that none of my friends should tattoo my face above their goddamn pits. (Mons pubis? Only if you give me an eye patch.) Photo: Fame Read More ...

BREAKING: Mila Kunis Makes Internet Ejaculate With Her Russia Talk

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 10:36 AM PDT

   
For those of you just waking up, the entire Internet creamed its jeans this morning after a video surfaced of Mila Kunis defending Justin Timberlake in fluent Russian at a Moscow Q&A for Friends With Benefits. The exchange takes place when a reporter – also female and Russian talking – asks why Justin has decided Read More ...

Miranda Kerr Doing What God Handmade Her To Do and Other News

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 09:46 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - James Spader is terrifying the cast of The Office. - George Clooney is banging Stacey Keibler now. - Taryn Manning feels like she deserves an Oscar. Wait, who? - Selena Gomez vs. Never Going To Be Clooney’s Wife: A quandary of perversion vs. homo-erotic confusion. - Speaking of Read More ...

Kendra is a Hypocrite

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 08:56 AM PDT

   
Last year, Kendra Wilkinson released her memoirs Sliding Into Home which detailed having sex with Hugh Hefner, but only after Holly Madison popped him full of Viagra and properly fluffed him for the rest of the girls. In fact, Kendra wrote these exact words via Celebitchy: One of the girls asked me if I wanted to Read More ...

Real World’s Johnny Bananas Sues ‘Entourage’ (Subtitle: Working is Hard)

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 08:11 AM PDT

   
Everything about this makes my brain shit blood. Apparently this clown Johnny Devenanzio, who proves my theory that Penn State main is a secret government douchebag academy, was nicknamed “Johnny Bananas” by his Real World castmates and feels that appearing in basically every single Real World/Road Rules challenge since 2006 instead of getting a job Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes Looks ‘Perfect’

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 07:28 AM PDT

   
Totally pregnant. During an appearance on Extra, Eddie Cibrian defended his skeleton bride LeAnn Rimes against accusations that she looks “too thin,” and then made sure she didn’t even smell a sandwich while he was gone: Cibrian replied, “I think she looks wonderful. She is very healthy, and to me — perfect.” Eddie, starring in the new Read More ...
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