Monday, February 25, 2013

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan's Loopy Lawyer Filed Several Head-Scratching Legal Docs!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 01:10 PM PST

Assuming attorney Mark Heller's goal during LiLo's proceedings is to generate as much publicity for himself as humanly possible, everything is going swimmingly!

But what if his priority is, instead, keeping Lindsay Lohan out of jail? Uhh, the jury is still out on that one.

Having apparently learned the law from Channing Tatum's hit comedy 21 Jump Street, Mark recently filed a motion to dismiss the case based on the fact Lindz was never Mirandized before she allegedly lied.

Sadly, since she sang like a red-headed canary before cops ever arrested her, no one was required to read her a list of rights.

Also, driving 88.8 miles per hour won't turn your car into a time machine, because movie logic does not always hold up in real life.

Mark's colleagues are puzzled by many of his questionable decisions.

Are legal experts scratching their head because they forgot to wash with Head & Shoulders? Or is Lindsay in desperate need of more competent counsel?

Tme and a jury will tell!

[Image via WENN.]

True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten Got Embarrassingly DENIED From Oscar Party

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:56 PM PST

How mortifying!

No one likes to be turned away from the door of a totally awesome party, especially if that somebody is a Hollywood actor on a hit TV show.

But, True Blood star Ryan Kwanten had to swallow a big slice of whole humble pie as he was rejected at the door of an Oscar party at Craig's in Hollywood.

Ryan and a man who appeared to be his handler showed up at the door claiming Craig himself invited the actor.

Unfortunately, name-dropping got them nowhere with the bouncers who continued to deny them access.

Whomp whomp!

It might be just us, but we would have let him in just for looking so damn good.

You can party with us, Ryan, any night of the week!

UPDATE!!

Now, we're hearing that sources connected to the party are saying he WAS invited, and that it was just an embarrassing mistake that he got turned away! Apparently he was supposed to be on the list, because he was a guest of George Clooney and Stacy Keibler!

They're investigating how he was left off!! The mystery continues!!

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

Liam Hemsworth Sneaking Around With January Jones?! Mystery Van Companion REVEALED?!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:47 PM PST

Break out your monocle and pipe tobacco (eww) ... WE'RE ON THE CASE!

Yesterday, we shared with you a picture (above) of Miley Cyrus' soon-to-be-hubby Liam Hemsworth getting into the backseat of a car with a woman that was NOT his fiancee.

Normally, we wouldn't think much of it -- man is allowed to have lady friends -- but then we saw Miley getting into a separate car with her own mystery man!

Our Scooby ears immediately perked up and we had to look into this further.

While we're still on the case as far as who Miley drove off with, we now have a pretty good idea of who Liam was spotted climbing into the backseat with:

January Jones!

If you take a look at the picture (below) and compare it to the shot above ... it does appear to be the same 'do, no?

But wait, what??? What could those two have been doing together?

And why wasn't Liam's soon-to-be wife not his date to the Grey Goose Pre-Oscars Party?!

Sounds like someone has some explaining to do!!!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

Andy Samberg Is Off The Market! Gets Engaged To Joanna Newsom!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:42 PM PST

Looks like Andy Samberg is settling down!

And no -- there won't be any Motherlover action going on, LOLz!

It's just been confirmed that Andy and singer-songwriter girlfriend Joanna Newsom have decided to get engaged, after dating for five years!

The two reportedly met through mutual friends and one pal in particular says Andy "had the biggest crush on her" ever since they met!

Aw! Too cute! Sounds like it was love at first sight!

Wonder how he proposed, though? Think he popped the question with his Dick In A Box??? Ha!

Congratz, Andy and Joanna!

[Image via WENN.]

Anne Hathaway Finally Gets Her Cry On In Post-Oscar Win Interview! See It HERE!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:20 PM PST

We had a feeling she would cry, and even though she tried damn hard to keep it together, those tears finally flowed free!

Although we expected some crying during her Oscar acceptance speech, Anne Hathaway held back but not for long.

She got all sorts of choked up while she chatted with press during interviews after her win for Best Supporting Actress in Les Miserables.

Let those happy emotions show!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Jessica Chastain's SEXY Italian Stallion Makes Her SO Happy In Love!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:08 PM PST

Jessica Chastain don't need no stinkin' Oscar when she's got a handsome stud like Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo making her OH so happy with his Italian Stallion skillz!!

The Zero Dark Thirty actress recently dished on her fashion executive beau, expressing:

"I'm very very happy. It's a wonderful thing when a career does so well and your personal life does so well. My friends and my family are so important to me."

One savvy romantic insider adds:

"He is a classy guy and completely agrees about respecting their relationship and not flaunting it. They've been dating seriously for a while now, and Gian really likes her."

Adorbs all around!!

And isn't he SUCH a juicy piece of man meat?! Unfortunately, we didn't get to see Gian on Jessica's arm during last night's Oscars, as she chose to take her Grandmother instead.

Awwwww.

Goodness, how does Jessica ever pry herself away from those DELICIOUS looking abs long enough to even GO to awards shows?!

[Image via WENN & Vanity Fair.]

Jennifer Lawrence Will Be Back To Brunette - AND The Quarter Quell - Post-Oscars WIN!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:02 PM PST

We guess there's no such thing as rest for the wicked Oscar-winning actresses!

Even though Jennifer Lawrence has had one helluva whirlwind award season -- during which she's face-planted walking on stage to accept her accolades, suffered through pneumonia, and broken up with longtime boyfriend Nicholas Hoult -- the Silver Linings Playbook starlet can't even stop for a moment to revel in the "Best Actress" victory she secured for herself!

And it's all because she's hopping on a plane Monday morning to finish production on the much-anticipated sequel to The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, in Hawaii!

But before she can even do THAT, she has to first return her luscious blonde locks to Katniss Everdeen brunette!

As she explained on the red carpet last night:

"I go get my hair dyed for 'Catching Fire' reshoots and fly to Hawaii tomorrow morning. [We'll be there for] two weeks. [It's] not reshoots, they're just scenes we haven't finished."

Good lord! Talk about a HECTIC schedule!

At this point, the poor thing must be running on the pure adrenaline!

We just hope that it can carry her through what's left of the flick's production, and when the final two weeks are up, she gives herself a long, well-deserved break!

Seriously! We don't want you to get off your couch until AT LEAST the end of March, gurl!

Doctor Perez's orders! LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

The Onion Apologizes For Offensive Tweet About 9-Yr-Old Oscar Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 11:55 AM PST

Well thank goodness that was fast!

Less than twenty-four hours after The Onion tweeted a foul joke aimed toward nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis, one which labeled her a c**t, the satirical news source has officially issued an apology.

Like we mentioned earlier, the company has many writers on staff, and the tweet was clearly the result of one bad apple onion (badum pshh).

We note that because Chief Executive Steve Hannah was clearly unaware of the nasty joke, issuing an apology that states:

"On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive — not to mention inconsistent with The Onion's commitment to parody and satire, however biting. No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire. The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again. In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible. Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry."

Someone must have been playing some Oscar drinking games when they let that one go live!

Qu knows she's no 'C U NEXT TUESDAY,' but it's always good to get an apology. And we're happy to see a serious one come from such a comedic source.

We all like a lil' scandal in our awards season, but this was ridic!

[Image via Adrianna M. Barraza/WENN.]

Elton John & David Furnish Wish To Waltz Down The Aisle & Wed In Los Angeles!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 11:52 AM PST

Such a happy couple!

Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish hosted one of the hottest Oscar parties in El Lay last night, and it sounds like they've been planning another bash!

While the proud daddies have had a civil partnership since 2005 across the pond, they want to renew their vows and also get legally married in California!

When gay marriage finally gets legalized in the state, the couple plans to go ALL out with a massive ceremony and celebration!

Last night, David stated:

"Los Angeles is like a second home to us. We have a civil partnership... and when we go back to Britain, we will definitely renew our vows under the gay marriage act, but, to do it here in Los Angeles, which is a second home to us, we'd love to do it here too! Let's renew those vows everywhere they become legal!"

LOVES it! Sounds like an AHmazing plan to us!!

David continued:

"It is one of the pivotal defining issues of our time and this moment has arrived and even though we have our relationship legally recognized, people are fighting hard for this issue everyday and deservedly so. If we can give it profile and support, we'll continue to do that."

Dayum right, David! We appreciate and applaud the couple's efforts toward marriage equality everywhere!

Now, let's get that legalization rolling, shall we?!

We're already ready for one AHmazingly epic party!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Listen To This: Hold On For One More Day!

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 11:32 AM PST

Nu Disco, Cali-style!

If you like Chromeo, then you will love this!

Check out the Holding On by Classix (above)!

Heavenly! Roller skating music for 2013!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Classix!

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