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- The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition
- Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere
- Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin Are Your First ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
- Kim Kardashian Really Wants You To Forget She’s A House, A Huge, Giant House
- Ashton Kutcher Is Cheating On Mila Kunis, According To Completely Credible Source
- It’s Rihanna Naked In The Tub And Other News
| The Crap We Missed: Valentine’s Day Edition Posted: 14 Feb 2013 11:30 AM PST        Ha! It’s hilarious because he’s a serial rapist whose vast wealth affords him unprecedented freedom from justice. “Allegedly.” Welcome to a very special Valentine’s Day Edition of The Crap We Missed that’s totally going to score you the beej that those gas station roses weren’t going to. Just Kidding! Relationships are awful prisons of doubt Read More ... |
| Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere Posted: 14 Feb 2013 10:36 AM PST        Despite the presence of Mila Kunis who, in her defense, probably just found out her vagina is being treated exactly like Demi Moore‘s, Rachel Weisz was easily the hottest thing at the premiere of Oz The Great And Powerful last night which proves getting banged by the current James Bond makes you look awesome. So Read More ... |
| Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin Are Your First ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ Posted: 14 Feb 2013 09:34 AM PST        If you’ve ever seen Wife Swap, put a gun in your mouth and welcome death’s sweet embrace for this life can no longer comfort you now. If you haven’t, it’s a show about couples swapping wives for two weeks that ABC has now expanded to celebrities including ones that aren’t even married because the first Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Really Wants You To Forget She’s A House, A Huge, Giant House Posted: 14 Feb 2013 08:45 AM PST        Pregnancy is absolutely destroying Kim Kardashian even more than pretending to workout at the gym but really just reading a Cosmo already was, but you wouldn’t know it from her Instagram where over the past week she’s taken to sharing non-pregnant, conveniently angled pics of herself. So for educational purposes, we’ve posted each of those Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Is Cheating On Mila Kunis, According To Completely Credible Source Posted: 14 Feb 2013 07:57 AM PST        I guess I should’ve asked this first, but everyone considers Sara Leal the chick Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with who then sold the story to Us Weekly a reliable source, right? No? I should probably change that headline. Hollywood Life reports: A co-worker of Sara's revealed a photo of Ashton, 35, in his Read More ... |
| It’s Rihanna Naked In The Tub And Other News Posted: 14 Feb 2013 06:46 AM PST        - Good goddamn morning, Danielle Lo. - James Franco makes ass art now. Of course. - Ke$ha drinks her own piss and people were somehow surprised by this. - Oscar Pistorious‘ girlfriend is having an awesome Valentine’s. - Seth McFarlane bangs this. - The Christopher Dorner Fan Club Read More ... |
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