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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13
- Alexander Skarsgard & Kenneth The Page Have Lunch Dates All The Time. NBD.
- ‘Mama Always Says Cover Mah Eyes ‘Fore She Gets In The Car or Ah’s Learn Where Babies Come From’
- What Do You Know? Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Really Are Uneven
- Black People Made Justin Bieber Drink Sizzurp!
- Kelly Brook’s In A Bikini Stop Talking
- Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers
- Yup, That’s Kendra’s Butt And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.4.13 Posted: 04 Feb 2013 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that has so many randomly hilarious pics I don’t even know where to begin. Ok, I do and it’s here with this pic and this pic that I’m not saying happened at precisely the same moment, but let’s all just agree that George Lucas is in a shallow Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard & Kenneth The Page Have Lunch Dates All The Time. NBD. Posted: 04 Feb 2013 12:30 PM PST        “If it’s a girl, throw it off a cliff.” “Yes sir, Mr. Vampire, sir.” I make a lot of jokes about Alexander Skarsgard literally banging everything in his path, but at the end of the day, I like to pretend it’s just wholesome family joshing around because otherwise that would mean there are now three Read More ... |
| ‘Mama Always Says Cover Mah Eyes ‘Fore She Gets In The Car or Ah’s Learn Where Babies Come From’ Posted: 04 Feb 2013 11:00 AM PST        Tell me that’s not exactly what’s happening here. I dare you. Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENNRead More ... |
| What Do You Know? Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Really Are Uneven Posted: 04 Feb 2013 10:24 AM PST        Last week Jennifer Lawrence went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about having uneven breasts that I didn’t believe because women are always lying to me and/or trying to get me to look at their boobs so I believe said lies which has never not worked. So here she is at the Santa Read More ... |
| Black People Made Justin Bieber Drink Sizzurp! Posted: 04 Feb 2013 09:34 AM PST        Black people already made Justin Bieber smoke weed, so it was only a matter of time until they got him hooked on purple drink because, let’s be realistic here, this boy was delivered to Earth from God himself and groomed to believe he’s the most perfect, lock-popping example of His Heavenly Father’s love, girl. To Read More ... |
| Kelly Brook’s In A Bikini Stop Talking Posted: 04 Feb 2013 07:47 AM PST        It’s been a while since Kelly Brook has had her own post, but in our defense, it’s been a while since she’s crammed her huge, heaving breasts into a bikini causing a chain reaction in my pants that future historians will later refer to as the Kelly Brook Implosion Apex. So really it’s her own Read More ... |
| Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers Posted: 04 Feb 2013 07:05 AM PST        We’ve reached peak black microphone. If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious 6 that Read More ... |
| Yup, That’s Kendra’s Butt And Other News Posted: 04 Feb 2013 06:16 AM PST        - Lady GaGa is kind of a dick. - Brandi Glanville used to joke that Eddie Cibrian raped her the first night they met. Ahahahaha! - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will make it all better. - The Super Bowl Blackout Conspiracy Narrative That Will Not Be Denied - Read More ... |
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