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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13
- Chris Brown Showed Up To Court With Rihanna
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Woman Apparently
- Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester
- Beyonce’s Publicist Tried To Edit The Internet, It Didn’t Work
- Just Once Chris Brown Would Like It If Y’All Stop Persecuting Him Like Jesus
- Chris Pratt is Star-Lord in ‘Guardians of The Galaxy’
- Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13 Posted: 06 Feb 2013 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Showed Up To Court With Rihanna Posted: 06 Feb 2013 01:25 PM PST      Chris Brown was in court this afternoon for allegedly faking the community service he was ordered to do for beating the shit out of Rihanna in 2009, so naturally she came along to support him for completely ducking any and all consequences for his actions. Which had to be awesome for Chris Brown’s lawyer because Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Woman Apparently Posted: 06 Feb 2013 12:21 PM PST  I know absolutely nothing about The Client List except that it involves Jennifer Love Hewitt giving dudes handjobs, so I guess you could say I know absolutely everything you could possibly ever want or need to know about it. And now I know that she apparently makes music videos for it where she swings her Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With Rihanna? This Kid? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Posted: 06 Feb 2013 11:15 AM PST        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Life & Style reports: Though Justin and Selena, who have been dating since late 2010, have been off and on in recent months as work kept them apart, this devastating piece of information caused her to break things off for good, says the friend. Now, "Selena thinks maybe they've been Read More ... |
| Adam Brody’s Banging Leighton Meester Posted: 06 Feb 2013 10:35 AM PST        According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are allegedly dating which is awesome because now I finally have an excuse to test my theory that her ass in a bikini can make even the most depressing news palatable. So far I’m not seeing any results outside of these two beautiful unicorns lovingly nuzzling Read More ... |
| Beyonce’s Publicist Tried To Edit The Internet, It Didn’t Work Posted: 06 Feb 2013 09:31 AM PST        Like every entertainment site on the Internet, Buzzfeed posted pics from Beyonce‘s Super Bowl halftime show which obviously included shots were she’s making weird faces because that’s what happens when you’re dancing your goddamn ass off. A fact that apparently escaped Beyonce’s publicist who you’d just assume would be used to seeing her client look Read More ... |
| Just Once Chris Brown Would Like It If Y’All Stop Persecuting Him Like Jesus Posted: 06 Feb 2013 08:14 AM PST  “So you want to have sex with me even though you know I’ll kill you?” “Uh huh.” “See? This is exactly what Jesus went through. Exactly.” Yesterday, news broke that Chris Brown allegedly provided the court with fraudulent community service documents that his mom, may or may not, have helped him cooked up because apparently Read More ... |
| Chris Pratt is Star-Lord in ‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Posted: 06 Feb 2013 07:14 AM PST        Chris Pratt gets to have sex with Anna Faris and now on top of that, he’s scored the lead in Marvel’s next superhero franchise Guardians of the Galaxy because he’s the son of The Devil. That’s the only explanation. The Devil ejaculated into a human woman, nine months later Chris Pratt popped out and said, Read More ... |
| Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 06 Feb 2013 06:22 AM PST        - Speaking of butts in bikinis… - Justin Timberlake did not call Britney Spears a bitch, is still horrible at writing. - Hey, remember Tan Mom? Because trannies did and got her drunk again. - Chris Brown called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during their fight which is impossible. JESUS CHANGED HIM. Read More ... |
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