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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13
- Oscar Pistorius Is Planning A Memorial For The Girlfriend He Shot And Killed, Oh Good
- January Jones Is A Witch!
- JWoww’s Side Boob Looks Natural, Healthy
- Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Banged For The Cover Of A Magazine Because They’re So Private
- This Is Either Pink Or James Carville In A Bikini
- It’s The New Spider-Man Costume
- Karina Derizens Bikini Photos And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.26.13 Posted: 26 Feb 2013 01:00 PM PST        “C’mon Mom, can they stay overnight, pleeeeasse!!” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems like David Beckham is slightly happier than Victoria is about his new team’s win. Misleading juxtapowhat now? Anyway, we’ve also got this Bieber Instagram that somebody snuck out of the Penn State locker room, Tom Cruise glimpsing the Read More ... |
| Oscar Pistorius Is Planning A Memorial For The Girlfriend He Shot And Killed, Oh Good Posted: 26 Feb 2013 11:13 AM PST      Oscar Pistorius may have surprised Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s by shooting her to death after allegedly beating her in the head with a cricket bat, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a sensitive man who wants to pay homage to her soul in his uncle’s house where he’s staying out on bail. “I couldn’t find Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Feb 2013 11:00 AM PST        Here’s January Jones outside Chateau Marmont Sunday night, and there’s only two explanations for what the hell’s happening with the lower half of her body: She’s pregnant with another married man’s baby or she’s been one of those those messed up vampire chicks from Bram Stoker’s Dracula who can twist their torsos completely around this Read More ... |
| JWoww’s Side Boob Looks Natural, Healthy Posted: 26 Feb 2013 09:39 AM PST        Atlantic City was recently listed in Forbes as one of America’s Most Miserable Cities which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with JWoww‘s scarred, rhombus side-tit showing up at local casinos. “We actually like that,” local residents said. “For a fiver, she’ll even let you rest on a drink on them. Or the head Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Banged For The Cover Of A Magazine Because They’re So Private Posted: 26 Feb 2013 08:49 AM PST   Here’s Kim Kardashian demonstrating her new-found love of privacy by getting plowed by Kanye West on the cover of French magazine L’Officiel Hommes because this’ll really make people forget she’s only famous for filming a sex tape with a famous black musician. A sex tape that almost died in a fire over the weekend if Read More ... |
| This Is Either Pink Or James Carville In A Bikini Posted: 26 Feb 2013 07:51 AM PST        Wait, does James Carville have bows tattooed below his ass cheeks? Then it’s definitely James Carville. Photo: Fame/FlynetRead More ... |
| It’s The New Spider-Man Costume Posted: 26 Feb 2013 07:14 AM PST        Here’s Andrew Garfield wearing the new Spider-Man costume on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 yesterday, and by new costume I mean they went right back to the one from the Tobey Maguire movies despite everyone liking The Amazing Spider-Man for not looking like those movies. (They also liked it for not cramming in Read More ... |
| Karina Derizens Bikini Photos And Other News Posted: 26 Feb 2013 05:48 AM PST        - Larry David doesn’t give a fuck. - Janet Jackson got secretly married again. - So what happens if we actually find one of these chicks? More importantly, why did my lawyer just burst through the window when I asked that? - Jamie Foxx and Jimmy Kimmel‘s ode to Channing Tatum. Read More ... |
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