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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13
- Guys, I Found Out Why The Pope Quit
- Kate Upton Is Your ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Cover Model. Again.
- Mark Wahlberg Got Drunk On British Television, Challenged Michael Fassbender To A Dick-Off
- The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
- Courtney Stodden’s A Stripper Now And Other News
- Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here
- Taylor Swift’s Grammy Performance Was Aimed At Harry Styles. Of Course.
- BREAKING: Kat Dennings Had Large Breasts At The Grammys, Too
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13 Posted: 11 Feb 2013 02:00 PM PST        “Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of Read More ... |
| Guys, I Found Out Why The Pope Quit Posted: 11 Feb 2013 12:43 PM PST        I’m kidding, I’m kidding! It’s because he joined Twitter. There’s no believing in God after seeing what’s on there. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| Kate Upton Is Your ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Cover Model. Again. Posted: 11 Feb 2013 11:56 AM PST   Here’s Kate Upton posing for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue where she’s become the first model since Tyra Banks (1996 – 1997) to be on two consecutive covers. And apparently all it took is being a blonde with really awesome jugs which you’d just assume would’ve happen sooner. So everybody shut up about stupid Read More ... |
| Mark Wahlberg Got Drunk On British Television, Challenged Michael Fassbender To A Dick-Off Posted: 11 Feb 2013 10:55 AM PST  If history has taught us anything, it’s that Mark Wahlberg is prone to seriously over-estimating how well he’ll perform in certain situations. So with that in mind, here he is drunk off his ass on The Graham Norton Show where after getting shot down by Sarah Silverman (How’s your wife, Mark?), he starts getting shitty Read More ... |
| Posted: 11 Feb 2013 08:19 AM PST        “I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.” Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden’s A Stripper Now And Other News Posted: 11 Feb 2013 08:00 AM PST        - Nicole Kidman had to sit next to Jennifer Lopez at the Grammys because when Scientology burns you, it burns you good. - And now the GIF of Chris Brown being the only bitch sitting while Frank Ocean accepted his Grammy. He’s changed, you guys! - It feels like a lingerie kind Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here Posted: 11 Feb 2013 07:37 AM PST        Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically Read More ... |
| Taylor Swift’s Grammy Performance Was Aimed At Harry Styles. Of Course. Posted: 11 Feb 2013 07:00 AM PST        Taylor Swift performed at the Grammys last night where, to the surprise of absolutely no one, she might as well have opened “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by saying, “This is dedicated to Harry Styles of One Direction because Harry Styles dumped me, Taylor Swift, and I will never shut up about that Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Kat Dennings Had Large Breasts At The Grammys, Too Posted: 11 Feb 2013 06:14 AM PST        I like to think of Kat Dennings as Katy Perry‘s cool kid sister who’s slowly blossoming into a beautiful woman even though she’s already 26. I also like to think of two of them as the kind of siblings who freely take bubble baths together and make sure each others jugs have a healthy, luxurious Read More ... |
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