Monday, February 18, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


‘And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny’ – FDR

Posted: 18 Feb 2013 08:29 AM PST

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Alright, folks, it’s President’s Day, and now that we’ve caught up on Most Important People and Playmate Instagrams, it’s time for Photo Boy and I to cobble together some semblance of a day off. (“Wah! The poor Internet men had to work for a few hours in their jammies.” I know, I’ll shut up.) So Read More ...

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.5

Posted: 18 Feb 2013 08:01 AM PST

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If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and/or Twitter, then you know I got punched in the dick with the flu and have been out of it all weekend. If you don’t, well, now you know what that hole is in your life, and frankly, it’s a miracle you’ve been getting out of bed in Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted: 18 Feb 2013 08:00 AM PST

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I lost an entire day on Saturday drifting in and out of consciousness, and what should have been a three-day weekend is now completely shot, but the thing that pains me the most is we forgot to post The Week in Playmate Instagrams making the Internet just slightly richer in hot chicks taking selfies. You Read More ...

Kate Upton’s Breasts Still Want To Sell You Skullcandy Headphones And Other News

Posted: 18 Feb 2013 07:37 AM PST

Kate Upton Skullcandy
- Considering Mindy McCready was an alcoholic – and possible alleged murderer – who left behind kids the state already took away from her, yes, the appropriate reaction here is, “Aw, no, way that bitch shot her dog?” - And now here’s a bunch of chicks with awesome breasts to make everything all better. Read More ...

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