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- Everyone Shut Up Peter Dinklage Might Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.13.13
- Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Banging Michael Fassbender Right Now
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Totally Looks Like This
- Lindsay Lohan ‘Begged’ Charlie Sheen To Buy Her A Dress For The amfAR Gala
- Here’s Kate Upton Almost Going Deaf & Blind in Antarctica So You Can Get A Boner
- The Adele & Chris Brown Grammy Photo Sucks Now
- Beyonce At The Beyonce Premiere of The Beyonce Directed Documentary About Beyonce
- Daisy Fuentes Is Still Alive And Other News
| Everyone Shut Up Peter Dinklage Might Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Posted: 13 Feb 2013 07:59 PM PST   It’s been a while since I’ve written a post about Peter Dinklage which I’d like to say is because I respected his wishes from his Rolling Stone interview where he talks about not wanting his pure, condensed awesome to be a spectacle, but really it’s because he moved to upstate New York to get away Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.13.13 Posted: 13 Feb 2013 01:30 PM PST        It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure… Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Banging Michael Fassbender Right Now Posted: 13 Feb 2013 12:30 PM PST        Jennifer Lawrence has been cleaning up in the awards department, so why not in the gigantic penis going into her vagina department? It’s 2013, girlfriends are doing for themselves! Or Michael Fassbender if you want to get technical which, of course, you would. Nothing’s EVER good enough. Via RadarOnline: The 35-year-old actor, who earned plaudits Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Totally Looks Like This Posted: 13 Feb 2013 11:25 AM PST   Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover of Shape that’s so blatantly Photoshopped, I’ll genuinely be offended if it wasn’t made for the sole purpose of weeding out replicants. “Is this a real woman?” “Yes.” “Perfect. I’ll be shooting you in the face now.” Photo: ShapeRead More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan ‘Begged’ Charlie Sheen To Buy Her A Dress For The amfAR Gala Posted: 13 Feb 2013 10:45 AM PST        Lindsay Lohan has probably stolen thousands of dresses, or at least enough babies and human organs to buy a new one, but that still didn’t stop her from her favorite pastime of making old, rich dudes pay for shit. Which apparently is what she did to Charlie Sheen for the amfAR Gala, according to Lainey Read More ... |
| Here’s Kate Upton Almost Going Deaf & Blind in Antarctica So You Can Get A Boner Posted: 13 Feb 2013 09:22 AM PST  Above is a behind-the-scenes video from Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit photo shoot which apparently took place in fucking Antarctica where she almost went deaf and blind from posing topless in subzero temperatures. Which was smart because people are definitely going to notice anything besides her huge, awesome breasts. “I really want to look at Read More ... |
| The Adele & Chris Brown Grammy Photo Sucks Now Posted: 13 Feb 2013 08:22 AM PST        If you saw this pic going around over the past two days, you probably just assumed Adele growled at Chris Brown like a lion and he immediately backed down because she’s bigger than him. Turns out they were just “complimenting each other,” according to Adele who apparently also feeds on the death of battered woman Read More ... |
| Beyonce At The Beyonce Premiere of The Beyonce Directed Documentary About Beyonce Posted: 13 Feb 2013 07:18 AM PST        Beyonce’s Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce at the Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce of Beyonce. Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce penis joke Beyonce. Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce left wing political statement Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. Beyonce Beyonces: “Beyonce Beyonced Beyonce,” Beyonce’s publicist Beyonced, “Beyonce don’t Beyonce Beyonce like you’re taking a shit Beyonce.” BEYONCE: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce? BEYONCE: Beyonce oh Beyonce with Read More ... |
| Daisy Fuentes Is Still Alive And Other News Posted: 13 Feb 2013 06:40 AM PST        - Justin Timberlake made a song for Jessica Biel. Of course. - James Franco is a natural deep throater apparently. - Chrissy Teigen looks awesome at the SI Swimsuit Launch Party and if you haven’t seen her body paint spread? Jesus Christ… - YouTube comments > YouTube videos - Read More ... |
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