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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.28.13
- Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely
- Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth
- Megan Fox Apologized To Michael Bay Because No One Would Hire Her
- Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It
- Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.28.13 Posted: 28 Feb 2013 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, the only place on the Internet where you can find Jude Law cupping ghost balls right next to Ed Harris‘ face. It’s because we’re sophisticated enough to know that’s art. We’ve also got Nicole Eggert making the same face as the ropes she’s hanging from, a rarely seen Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely Posted: 28 Feb 2013 11:00 AM PST        “Your honor, if you could just point me in the direction of Mr. Deal, I’m ready now.” Posted by Photo Boy They say all the best sociopaths are either extremely adept at mimicking human emotion or they actually believe their own lies. In Lindsay Lohan‘s case it must be the latter since she’s gotten exactly Read More ... |
| Brandi Glanville’s Book Might Land Her A Movie Deal Please God Scorch The Earth Posted: 28 Feb 2013 10:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Brandi Glanville landed a book deal because we’re a country full of dumbfuck she was willing to exploit the fact that she’s a crazy drunk who was lucky enough to have her marginally famous husband cheat on her with a richer, crazier drunk. Naturally this classic love story lends itself far Read More ... |
| Megan Fox Apologized To Michael Bay Because No One Would Hire Her Posted: 28 Feb 2013 08:37 AM PST        It’s been almost four years since Steven Spielberg made Michael Bay fire Megan Fox after she called him Hitler causing her career to basically flatline even though she thought she was Jesus’ gift to movies and not at all one of eight million girls who get off a bus in LA everyday and are fully Read More ... |
| Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It Posted: 28 Feb 2013 07:40 AM PST   Yesterday, I posted about the plight of former Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King who was forced to resign after pageant officials discovered she filmed a porno after her 18th birthday even though this showed entrepreneurialship (That’s a word. Shut up.) on her part. Apparently the state of Delaware feels kids who grow up broke Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News Posted: 28 Feb 2013 06:36 AM PST        - Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart actually really like each other, so one of them is secretly a man. That’s the only explanation. - Beyonce turned the entire cast of The Jungle Book into shoes. - Nothing beat’s a woman’s perspective. Of her boobs, of her own boobs. Haha! Did you think Read More ... |
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