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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13
- Walter Bishop Might Be Your New ‘Star Wars’ Villain
- The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here
- Nobody Bring Your Puffy Vaginas To The Grammys. No Puffy Vaginas Allowed.
- So Here’s Marilyn Manson Probably Dying
- Brandi Glanville Cheated On Eddie Cibrian First, Says ‘Sources’ That Are All LeAnn Rimes
- Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR Gala
- Kim Kardashian’s Fat, Pregnant Ass Isn’t Kelly Brook In A Bikini So I Hate This Day Already And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.7.13 Posted: 07 Feb 2013 12:45 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where for some reason Ireland came out to play today with this amazing parade of butts, as well as this kick-ass looking party, and this combination wonderful bartender/awful contractor. Of course, I chalk this all up to heavy alcoholism, but only because my world cultures teacher in high Read More ... |
| Walter Bishop Might Be Your New ‘Star Wars’ Villain Posted: 07 Feb 2013 11:41 AM PST        “I was thinking, Agent Dunham, what if this Death Star served custard?” So another day, another wildly speculative item about this war in the stars I you kids can’t enough of. This time around io9 is reporting that John Noble, or Walter Bishop on Fringe which probably still means nothing to you if you have Read More ... |
| The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here Posted: 07 Feb 2013 11:15 AM PST  From the first moment everyone saw the news report on Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiking Hero, it was inevitable a “They Rapin’ Errbody in Here”-esque autotune was coming, and here it is a scant two days later. And not only is it inspirational, but it reminds a sometimes too-quick-to-judge world that hitchhikers are normal people just Read More ... |
| Nobody Bring Your Puffy Vaginas To The Grammys. No Puffy Vaginas Allowed. Posted: 07 Feb 2013 10:15 AM PST        Popes are still cool. If you haven’t seen it by now, Deadline has obtained a letter from CBS to Grammy producers basically telling them not to let anyone even see a speck of female skin lest the heavens shall open above and smite us down for such brazen impurity. Keep in mind these are the Read More ... |
| So Here’s Marilyn Manson Probably Dying Posted: 07 Feb 2013 09:04 AM PST  Above is Marilyn Manson performing in Canada last night where he collapsed on stage after what looks like vomiting and then sitting down to perform the rest of Beautiful People. He was carted off by EMTs with no word on what happened to him or if he’s even alive. So just assume the gallon of Read More ... |
| Brandi Glanville Cheated On Eddie Cibrian First, Says ‘Sources’ That Are All LeAnn Rimes Posted: 07 Feb 2013 08:15 AM PST        Earlier in the week, excerpts from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville‘s book (Yes, they’re literally giving a deal to anyone.) revealed how she found out her husband Eddie Cibrian was having an affair with LeAnn Rimes who apparently thinks asking a man to lick icing off your tits in front of his Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR Gala Posted: 07 Feb 2013 07:18 AM PST        Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working professionals who’ve earned the respect Read More ... |
| Posted: 07 Feb 2013 06:28 AM PST        - Jessica Simpson expects you to believe she looked like this in November. - Mama June lost 100 pounds since Honey Boo Boo started filming. She’s now a svelte 263 pounds, or roughly 1.63 Kim Kardashians. - As Long As There’s Clothing Girls Will Tug On It - Bone marrow is Read More ... |
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