The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

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• Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is The Crap We Missed
• Aww, Kanye’s Sad Jay-Z Plays With Justin Timberlake Now Instead Of Him
• Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons
• Kim Kardashian’s Having A Girl
• The 85th Annual Academy Awards
• Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts Wore These Outfits
• Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Would Like To Thank The Academy
• Good Morning, Irina Shayk Bikini Photos, And Other News

Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is The Crap We Missed Posted: 25 Feb 2013 01:00 PM PST Welcome to the words below the breasts. It’s a little lonely down here, so I’ll pretend like some of you stuck around to find out why there’s a change in format today. Last night, Fish and I live-tweeted the Oscars, resulting in me not getting my usual headstart on an event-laden weekend along with a Read More ...

Aww, Kanye’s Sad Jay-Z Plays With Justin Timberlake Now Instead Of Him Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:14 PM PST While performing in London on Saturday, Kanye West decided to bitch about Justin Timberlake who’s working with Jay-Z now which I’m sure has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian trying to touch Beyonce thus absorbing her essence. He also bitched about the Grammys before going on a rant about shucking and jiving for drink sponsorships. Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Hangs Upside Down In Cocoons Posted: 25 Feb 2013 11:29 AM PST If there’s one thing I love most about Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s her everyday solutions to diet and exercise. Solutions like staving off death by dangling from the ceiling of your friends’ hammock studio/cocoon menagerie like a goddamn moth. Via Jezebel: Speaking about her experience, 40-year-old Gwyneth wrote: ‘We spent an afternoon in Richard Holroyd’s intimate Read More ...

Kim Kardashian’s Having A Girl Posted: 25 Feb 2013 09:54 AM PST So remember when Kim Kardashian said Kanye West has made her into a more private person? You’re never going to believe this. She was full of shit. Us Weekly reports: Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source Read More ...

The 85th Annual Academy Awards Posted: 25 Feb 2013 09:08 AM PST Here are the rest of the Oscars because after spending all night on Twitter I can’t talk about them anymore without living in fear of another Seth MacFarlane musical number. Holy shit, a man who can sing! What unexpected wonders you possess, Hollywood! In the meantime, if you’re looking for Anne Hathaway‘s nipple dress and/or Read More ...

Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts Wore These Outfits Posted: 25 Feb 2013 08:05 AM PST Jennifer Lawrence won a lot of awards this weekend for reminding everyone that the chick who way too easily agreed to bang you is almost certainly bipolar, but more importantly her breasts looked spectacular at whatever the hell she was at. Granted, they lacked the unbridled pageantry of Brandi Glanville‘s Oscar gown, Jennifer Lawrence is Read More ...

Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Would Like To Thank The Academy Posted: 25 Feb 2013 07:23 AM PST If I had to pick one item to perfectly encapsulate the unparalleled class and sophistication of the Oscars, it’d have to be Anne Hathaway wearing a nipple dress. Not to mention it’s literally the only thing that happened to her all night. *thinks for a minute* Yup, just the nipple dress. Ol’ nipply-roo… Photos: GettyRead More ...

Good Morning, Irina Shayk Bikini Photos, And Other News Posted: 25 Feb 2013 06:57 AM PST - Meryl Streep picked a wedgie while presenting at the Oscars. Hollywood! - Matthew McConaughey and his personally-designed assless chaps receive the respect they deserve. - Sara Jean Underwood and other future sufferers of lower back problems. - Seth MacFarlane opened the Oscars with a Rihanna and Chris Brown joke that Read More ...

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