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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13
- Lindsay Lohan’s Sucking Money Out of Ashton Kutcher, Too
- So Who Wants To See The Sex of Jessica Simpson’s Baby?
- LeAnn Rimes Sues Dentist Because Her Horse Teeth Don’t Make Her Pretty Enough To Sing
- Remember When Rihanna Said Chris Brown Doesn’t Have ‘The Luxury Of F*cking Up?’
- Oh, Good, Miley Cyrus Escaped From That Prison In The Future
- ARMAGEDDON, BITCHES! And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13 Posted: 15 Feb 2013 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Sucking Money Out of Ashton Kutcher, Too Posted: 15 Feb 2013 10:44 AM PST        “I wonder if this teleprompter’s rich…” Because Ashton Kutcher needs more comparisons to Charlie Sheen in his life, the National Enquirer reports Lindsay Lohan has been using him like an ATM, too, because getting up on time and not doing drugs is hard. You wouldn’t understand: Although their brief romance was never serious, "Ashton has Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To See The Sex of Jessica Simpson’s Baby? Posted: 15 Feb 2013 09:44 AM PST        Do they make “It’s A Spiral-Ham!” cigars? Because now would be a good time to start. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Sues Dentist Because Her Horse Teeth Don’t Make Her Pretty Enough To Sing Posted: 15 Feb 2013 08:50 AM PST        If you’re wondering why LeAnn Rimes barely performs anymore – and when she does it’s a goddamn trainwreck – it’s surprisingly not because she stopped eating so Eddie Cibrian won’t cheat on her like he did to Brandi Glanville along with her peers and target audience literally booing her at the CMAs. I mean, it Read More ... |
| Remember When Rihanna Said Chris Brown Doesn’t Have ‘The Luxury Of F*cking Up?’ Posted: 15 Feb 2013 07:30 AM PST        I’m going to assume kissing a whole bunch of chicks in a club counts as that. On the bright side, at least he didn’t repeatedly punch her in the face until her mouth filled with blood causing her to lock her fingers over her head in self defense which he then bit before leaving her Read More ... |
| Oh, Good, Miley Cyrus Escaped From That Prison In The Future Posted: 15 Feb 2013 06:59 AM PST        When we last left Miley Cyrus, she had used her Hannah Montana money to travel hundreds of years into the future to see if pot-bellied pigs used them springy tails to enslave hermanity. (Spoiler Alert: It was the possums. Dang ol’ possums.) After a mix-up with local future authorities, she escaped incarceration, but not before Read More ... |
| ARMAGEDDON, BITCHES! And Other News Posted: 15 Feb 2013 06:04 AM PST  - Actual footage of the meteorite that hit Russia instead of me being a penis. - Gwyneth Paltrow will guide all you sad, lonely bitches through the sad loneliness. - Brangelina are selling wine now. The secret ingredient is multi-national children’s tears. - John Mayer banged Katy Perry last night in Read More ... |
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