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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13
- Rihanna & Chris Brown Aren’t Engaged. Yet.
- Thanks For Admitting You Banged Lindsay Lohan, Max George. No One Ever Would’ve Guessed.
- Kate Upton & Katherine Webb Unveiled The ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Last Night
- Dammit, Who Told Madonna About Instagram?
- And Now Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay
- The Police Chief Who Signed Off On Chris Brown’s Community Service Just Resigned
- No Dang Ol’ Miley Cyrus Side Boob Gits Left Behind And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13 Posted: 12 Feb 2013 01:00 PM PST        Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, Read More ... |
| Rihanna & Chris Brown Aren’t Engaged. Yet. Posted: 12 Feb 2013 11:58 AM PST        After Rihanna was spotted with a diamond ring on her finger during the Grammys, rumors quickly started that she’s engaged to Chris Brown because she was stupid enough to get back together with him, so why the hell wouldn’t this happen? Turns out the ring was simply a loan from a jeweler, according to Gossip Read More ... |
| Thanks For Admitting You Banged Lindsay Lohan, Max George. No One Ever Would’ve Guessed. Posted: 12 Feb 2013 11:04 AM PST        For reasons that can only be described as “she blows you so hard time bends on itself,” Lindsay Lohan managed to have a fling with Max George of The Wanted who’s continually denied their relationship because it’s hard to bang more woman if they think your penis breathes fire now. Except he’s finally copped to Read More ... |
| Kate Upton & Katherine Webb Unveiled The ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Last Night Posted: 12 Feb 2013 10:21 AM PST        Despite CBS being a puritanical boring-hole where shows only your mom watch go to live for 800 seasons, each year Sports Illustrated debuts the new swimsuit issue on Letterman, so here’s Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal and Alyssa Miller outside the Ed Sullivan theater where they did their best to keep their vaginas unpuffed Read More ... |
| Dammit, Who Told Madonna About Instagram? Posted: 12 Feb 2013 09:38 AM PST   Presumably to trick mortals in believing she’s one of them, Madonna joined Instagram over the weekend where she immediately launched into posting selfies of her cleavage which is giving all of our grandmothers ideas, so we should probably put a stop to this. I’ll get the stakes. Photos: InstagramRead More ... |
| And Now Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay Posted: 12 Feb 2013 08:38 AM PST        Because these deserve better than getting lost in yesterday’s Grammys coverage, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Lars Ribeiro posing in lingerie for Michael Bay‘s latest Victoria’s Secret commercial which, as much as I hate to say this, is the man’s true calling. God clearly put this man on Earth for a purpose even though Read More ... |
| The Police Chief Who Signed Off On Chris Brown’s Community Service Just Resigned Posted: 12 Feb 2013 07:35 AM PST        Seen here wearing a hoodie with a naked Jesus about to get plowed by another dude on it because he’s a man of GAWD-AH, Chris Brown‘s chances of proving he didn’t fake his bare minimum community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna just ate a huge Jesus-dick. TMZ reports: The police chief who Read More ... |
| No Dang Ol’ Miley Cyrus Side Boob Gits Left Behind And Other News Posted: 12 Feb 2013 06:32 AM PST        - So, wait, Ethan Hawke was really Mark McGrath this whole time? Mind. Blown. - Rihanna bathing in a tub, anyone? - The dresses never looked happier. - Selena Gomez looks sober. - So the Internet had a field day with those Beyonce pics her publicist didn’t want you Read More ... |
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