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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13
- Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again
- This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game
- Britney Spears Needed A Police Escort At Target
- Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up
- January Jones Stole Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend
- Miss Teen Delaware Made A Porno, Isn’t Miss Teen Delaware Anymore
- JWoww’s Franken-Tits Demand Equality
- More Pics of Leonardo DiCaprio Really Stretching Himself As An Actor And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13 Posted: 27 Feb 2013 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Read More ... |
| Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again Posted: 27 Feb 2013 12:17 PM PST        These new Kate Hudson bikini pics don’t even hold a candle to the ones from 2008, but I’m going to post them anyway because I’m sensitive to the war crimes age and child birth commit on a woman’s body. Would you say to someone, “I’m sorry, you have a terrible disease, I can’t look at Read More ... |
| This Is What Happens When Conan O’Brien Reviews The New ‘Tomb Raider’ Game Posted: 27 Feb 2013 10:53 AM PST  Conan O’Brien does a segment called “Clueless Gamer” where he reviews the latest video games even though he doesn’t play them or know anything about them and admittedly hates them. Each one is awesome including this latest one for the new Tomb Raider which is especially hilarious considering how many articles were written about it Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Needed A Police Escort At Target Posted: 27 Feb 2013 10:50 AM PST        Here’s Britney Spears requiring a police escort at Target yesterday which really isn’t all that surprising once you realize most of them have a Starbucks inside. “What they’d run out of this time, Britney?” “Blender broke.” “Jesus! 427 requesting backup. EVERYBODY DOWN.” *flips over cart, starts firing* Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENNRead More ... |
| Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up Posted: 27 Feb 2013 10:30 AM PST        If anyone cares, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up a few weeks ago because of “distance,” according to People. Which is of course a cover story for after a year into a relationship Michelle Williams expects you to put a baby in her then get killed by the Olsen twins. She lays it out Read More ... |
| January Jones Stole Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Posted: 27 Feb 2013 09:29 AM PST        When I first read the report this morning that Liam Hemsworth is cheating on Miley Cyrus with January Jones, I didn’t believe it because it came from Star and Liam Hemsworth isn’t married. But then I saw this pic of January and him in the same vehicle after a pre-Oscar party, so clearly they fucked Read More ... |
| Miss Teen Delaware Made A Porno, Isn’t Miss Teen Delaware Anymore Posted: 27 Feb 2013 08:19 AM PST  According to Gawker, shortly after turning 18 last year, then-Miss Teen Delaware International Melissa King found herself short on cash which usually happens when you’ve been in the foster care system since you were 12. So in true American spirit, she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and then wrapped them around some dude’s wiener Read More ... |
| JWoww’s Franken-Tits Demand Equality Posted: 27 Feb 2013 07:33 AM PST     If you’re a fierce supporter of gay rights, I bring you glad tidings, because here’s JWoww‘s scarred block boobs finally putting an end to hatred and oppression with her personally designed duct tape bra. Because apparently these things take more thought and coordination then, “Eh, just slap it over my nips,” but more importantly, there’s Read More ... |
| More Pics of Leonardo DiCaprio Really Stretching Himself As An Actor And Other News Posted: 27 Feb 2013 06:31 AM PST        - Seth MacFarlane might be banging Charlize Theron now. - Anne Hathaway practiced her Oscar speech so you’d love her. It didn’t work. - Begorrah! (I’m saying that in response to breasts. You never would’ve guessed, I know.) - Kanye West wants you to know he’s better than dead people. Read More ... |
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