Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.5.13

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 02:00 PM PST

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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, Read More ...

Jon Hamm Penis Sighting, You’re Clear For Landing

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 01:15 PM PST

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Because a hatchet-wielding hitchhiker superhero, 10 minutes of Alexander Skarsgard dry-banging a woman, Kat Denning‘s giant boobs and Chris Brown being a complete fuck-up weren’t enough, here’s Jon Hamm‘s penis to turn this day into a clown car. I’m almost afraid to hit Publish out of fear Christina Hendricks will fly out of it naked. Read More ...

Chris Brown (Allegedly) Faked His Community Service, Is A F*cking Idiot

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 12:07 PM PST

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Earlier in the day we found these awesome shots of Rihanna posing for Terry Richardson, and now comes word that Chris Brown is probably going to jail because he and his mom allegedly faked the living shit out of his community service for beating Rihanna, so we really couldn’t have put these pics to a Read More ...

The Kat Dennings’ Cleavage Is A Stripper Super Bowl Commercial That I Missed

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 11:35 AM PST

Kat Dennings Stripper Super Bowl
As a blogger of celebrity breasts, it’s my job to make sure I bring you the very best in famous mammaries, and sometimes in that pursuit, boobs fall through the crack. In this case, Kat Dennings‘s which are huge and awesome, so there’s absolutely no excuse but I have been taking a lot of klonopin Read More ...

Katherine Webb Says No To Playboy, Is A Terrorist

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 10:28 AM PST

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In the early, heady days of 2013 when our current Internet champion was but a lowly hatchet-wielding hitchhiker in a K-hole, Katherine Webb ruled the day. Except she’s grown smug in her finery, too smug, for she has made proclamations to TMZ of not posing with her naked bits asunder in defiance of the ways Read More ...

And Now 10 Minutes of Alexander Skarsgard Making Beautiful Love To A Woman For Calvin Klein

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 09:26 AM PST

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Here’s the almost 10 minute long Calvin Klein commercial disguised as a short film Provocations starring Alexander Skarsgard where he apparently demonstrates his ability to still make love to a woman even while tumbling down a hill made completely of gravel. Which is honestly all I watched because I’m not about to sit here and Read More ...

How Brandi Glanville Found Out LeAnn Rimes Was Banging Eddie Cibrian

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 08:15 AM PST

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Of course Brandi Glanville has written a book, and of course, it details how she found out LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were having an affair while filming the Lifetime movie Northern Lights in 2009. Because if there’s one thing a mother wants their children to eventually read it’s how their step-mom used to be Read More ...

Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Is Your New Antoine Dodson

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 07:28 AM PST

Kai Homeless Hatchet Hero
If you been on some form of Internet connection over the past 24 hours, chances are you’ve either already seen or heard about Kai the hitchhiking hatchet-wielding hero who stopped a crazed maniac/alleged rapist/vehicular manslaughterer from bear-hugging a woman to death because he’s Jesus and Jesus hates blacks now. It’s an epic story for the Read More ...

Kelly Brook’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

Posted: 05 Feb 2013 06:17 AM PST

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- Why it might be too soon for Jennifer Lawrence to win an Oscar. - Donald Trump is literally suing Bill Maher over a joke bet. This was who some of you wanted to be president. - Sexy women in sports bras? Who would want to see that? (You. You want to Read More ...

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