Monday, December 20, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


LeAnn Rimes Has The Holiday Spirit

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 05:36 PM PST

   
LeAnn Rimes decided to post some sexy Christmas pics on Twitter because I’m guessing she really needs you to forget all that banging she did with a married man with kids while still married herself. And what better way to say “pure and wholesome” than taking MySpace profile shots of yourself in slutty outfits? It’s Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking in Rehab

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 01:06 PM PST

   
Ha! Remember these, or was I the only one who used them as Christmas Cards? Look, I’m going to quickly jump to a lot of conclusions here while reading between the lines because there’s really not a whole lot of time left before the holidays sweep you all away and, frankly, I mentally checked out sometime Read More ...

Vanessa Hudgens is a Sexy Dresser

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 12:36 PM PST

   
In case there was any doubt Vanessa Hudgens would land back on her feet after breaking up with Zac Efron, here she is looking sexier than ever in Studio City over the weekend. If the clitoris wasn’t a mythical creature, I’m pretty these would Sarah Palin’s a boner so big it could fly a helicopter. Read More ...

Paris Hilton Wore This and Other News

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 11:22 AM PST

   
- Shania Twain got engaged to her ex’s mistress ex-husband. - Clay Aiken’s got a new man. - Vince Vaughn and his wife welcome a daughter while Jennifer Aniston continues to use her uterus to store Lean Cuisines. - Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini, too. - Lara Stone is topless. Read More ...

Aww. Justin Bieber Got His First Arranged Girlfriend.

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 10:10 AM PST

   
With Demi Lovato on her way to becoming Dominick Lovato and Miley Cyrus unable to meet a camera phone she won’t throw her career away in front of, the stage was set for Selena Gomez to become the first marketing-approved girlfriend for Justin Bieber to pretend he’ll lose his virginity to. Here they are in Read More ...

Blake Lively ‘Just Had Sex’

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 08:40 AM PST

   
For some reason a bunch of you wrote in about the new SNL Digital Short “I Just Had Sex” featuring Blake Lively as if I post obsessively about her every day or something. Which I do. That being said, why the hell would you send me a video involving her having sex with another man? Read More ...

The FBI Investigates Scary Phone Calls to Lindsay Lohan Now. Oh, Good.

Posted: 20 Dec 2010 08:38 AM PST

   
Because I’m not a 60-year-old Kentucky resident on a Medicare-provided scooter, I don’t get overly concerned with government spending to mask my fear of the browning of America. However, finding out the FBI is using taxpayer money to investigate Lindsay Lohan’s alleged stalker is almost enough to make me turn on Glenn Beck and believe Read More ...

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