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- Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson spent a loved-up weekend in Paris
- Kirk Cameron on homosexuality: “unnatural, detrimental, destructive”
- LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville sit together during a kids’ soccer game: shocking?
- Adele fears her English mansion is haunted, and she’s afraid to be alone
- Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are expecting their first child
- Cate Blanchett on plastic surgery: “You just see the work… it fills me with pity”
- Olivia Munn admits hacked pics are her, except for the nude pic, that’s someone else
- Lindsay Lohan, homebody, partied like a crackhead all weekend
- Christina Hendricks has hacked photos, but she claims they’re not her
- Martha Stewart’s death stare sends Rachael Ray fleeing from restaurant
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson spent a loved-up weekend in Paris Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:58 AM PST All of last week, Kristen Stewart was in France for Paris Fashion Week. She's the latest face of Balenciaga, and she was likely contractually obligated to make an appearance at the runway show, and maybe even a few more functions too. For the most part, Kristen didn't seem too pleased with any of it – she was photographed looking grim and tired for most of the week, although in her defense, I don't think she likes wearing makeup and I think her "natural" expression is rather grim and dull – that's just what she looks like when she's not posing. Anyway, things started looking up for Kristen over the weekend. Her beloved Sparkles arrived in Paris!!! Yay? I don't think Robert Pattinson had any business in Paris, so he probably just came to spend time with his girlfriend and have a nice, romantic, loved-up break. Of course, they took pains to avoid being photographed together – they left the Meurice Hotel separately, but they met up at the Sardegna Tavola restaurant for dinner on Friday night. I know some people have a countdown clock attached to Sparkles and Kristen's relationship – and I tend to agree with those people. I often wonder if they'll last much longer after the last promotional tour is over. Maybe I'm wrong though – they've managed to last this long. Not only last, but they seem to thrive, even when they're both off, making films across the world, they manage to come and visit each other and they seem to prioritize making time for each other too. Maybe they're the real deal. Maybe they'll last longer than "through this year." Who knows? But I would love to know what Sparkles and K-Stew spend their time doing in Paris. Do they just sit in the hotel and get high? Or are they just having crazy "I haven't seen you in a week" sex? Also: I hate the trend of buttoning your shirt all the way up. It looks moronic. |
Kirk Cameron on homosexuality: “unnatural, detrimental, destructive” Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:35 AM PST
[From E! Online] Why did Piers Morgan even give this has-been a forum? My dad saw this story over the weekend and asked me who this guy was, and I answered that he’s a former child actor from the 80s who is best ignored. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, as long as they’re not trying to tromp on other people’s rights, and this guy is. Kaiser reminded me that Kirk is one of those “left behind” people who believes “that all of us sinners will be left behind when Jesus comes back.” She also thinks that Kirk is talking to his fan base of Evangelicals, and that’s why he was invited on the show. Cameron starred in the Left Behind movies about the rapture, and later in 2008′s Fireproof, another Christian film by the Kendrick Brothers who put out the popular Courageous movie last year. This makes me wonder how Cameron didn’t earn a part in Courageous. They had a very low budget so maybe his salary requirements were too high. I’ll just end with this. If you go to google Kirk Cameron one of the suggested searches is “Kirk Cameron’s Sad Birthday.” Case in point. Here’s Kirk last month at the airport to attend the CPAC conference. Credit: Fame Flynet |
LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville sit together during a kids’ soccer game: shocking? Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:33 AM PST APOCALYPSE. Here are photos from one of the Cibrian boys' soccer game yesterday. I don't know whose game – Mason or Jake. But for the game, the boys' mother was in attendance – Brandi Glanville picked out her soccer-mom spot, complete with a blanket in the grass. And of course, Eddie Cibrian, Mason and Jake's father, was there too. And Eddie brought LeAnn Rimes. And LeAnn brought the paparazzi, of course. LeAnn made sure that the paps had lots and lots of photos of her and Eddie all loved up, but then LeAnn made sure to stop by Brandi's blanket and sit down for a spell. Thus, some of these photos where Brandi looks like she's going to barf on LeAnn and LeAnn looks like she's taking notes on Brandi's ensemble so she can copy it tomorrow. I checked out LeAnn's Twitter feed to see if she was feeling the post-paparazzi glow. She was. She tweeted, "We all had a blast! It was a peaceful, wonderful day. He was so cute. His first game was so funny." Brandi tweeted – just in general, not TO LeAnn - "Soooo many paps at Jakes soccer ud think Tom Cruise was playing !!" To which LeAnn replied, "@BrandiGlanville lol sorry, this was funny! Creepy, but they turn pro at four these days. Very popular! At least everyone had fun!" Yeah. So have Brandi and LeAnn buried the hatchet? No. I doubt it. But they can be at the same kids' soccer game without getting into a fistfight, which is progress. I think the dynamic is still the same – Brandi wishes she didn't have to deal with LeAnn and her famewhore drama and Single White Female-ing, and LeAnn wishes she could BE Brandi. |
Adele fears her English mansion is haunted, and she’s afraid to be alone Posted: 05 Mar 2012 08:23 AM PST I think most Americans don't even know what it's like to live in a home with a centuries-old history. Sure, some Americans live in renovated houses that are a century-old, or maybe even older. But the overwhelming majority of us live in residences that are post-WWII, or barely 50 years old. And as such, we tend to have little to no sentimentality attached to the history of a particular piece of real estate. Not so in England. You can be a modern girl, like Adele, and buy a completely renovated mansion/estate, knowing full well that the property's history goes back centuries. My point? That's a lot of time for some bad stuff to go down. And sometimes a home holds on to that bad stuff. So Adele is having second thoughts about her new mansion – she's afraid that it's haunted. She's probably right.
[From Page Six] That one line sent a chill down my spine – "It’s a big place to be in on your own in the dead of night." GAH!!!! You couldn't pay me to stay there by myself. But maybe that's just me – I'm a big ol' scaredy cat. I couldn't sleep with my bedroom door open for MONTHS after I after I saw Paranormal Activity (which I watched alone, because I'm an idiot). I'm still haunted by scary movies that I saw as a child. My house (where I live alone) is only 40 years old, and late at night, when the house is just shifting, there's a familiar squeak on the steps every night. I always jump out of my skin. GAH. If I was Adele, I would be paying LOTS of people to sleep in my big old haunted mansion. Strength in numbers, people. The ghosts can't attack everybody. Also – the bad thoughts let the ghosts in. Think positive, girls. Don’t think about that sound in the basement. GAH!!!!!!! |
Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are expecting their first child Posted: 05 Mar 2012 07:01 AM PST Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo announced their engagement back in 2010, and literally days later, Jessica Simpson's K-Fed "proposed" with a ring (which Jessica likely paid for). Jessica got a lot of crap for seeming to copy or try to one-up her ex-husband, and it seems like the criticism worked, sort of. Nick and Vanessa got married quietly last July, successfully beating Jessica and Eric Johnson to the altar, and Jessica then seemed content to simply be the first ex to get pregnant. So now Vanessa is playing catch up – Vanessa and Nick have just announced that they're expecting! Take that, Jessica!
[From Us Weekly] I tend to think Vanessa and Nick are very happy together. They seem well-suited for each other, and I think that Jessica Simpson doesn't enter into their minds very often. So… I'll buy that the timing of this isn't about Jessica. They were just married, they waited half a year, and Vanessa got knocked up. Congrats to them – I'm sure they'll be great parents! |
Cate Blanchett on plastic surgery: “You just see the work… it fills me with pity” Posted: 05 Mar 2012 06:30 AM PST I've always said – if I have any excuse to write about Cate Blanchett, I'll take it. So here we go – Cate has a new interview with Fashion Etc! I believe this interview is just a promotional piece for Cate's long-standing contract with SK-II, the beauty brand that Cate reps and the brand she uses (if you believe that, which I do). Cate discusses a new skincare line that SK-II is coming out with (called LXP), and she also discusses her tips on diet and traveling and all of that good stuff. Note how normal she sounds – and it doesn't seem like she's trying so hard to be peasant-y, either. She just seems like a well-adjusted woman who spends most of her time with her family or working, someone who has lived a full life at 42. You wouldn't know she's a famous actress.
[From Fashion Etc] Lemon juice in water as a morning ritual? Interesting. If Gwyneth Paltrow had suggested it, I would roll my eyes, but since it's Blanchett… yes, I'll try that. I had to look up "oxygen facial" though – you can read about it here. Apparently, it's been popular in celebrity circles since 2006-ish, when Madonna recommended it. So I probably won't try that. But I'll definitely do the lemon juice in water thing. As for over plucking – define "over plucking". I don't have a scouse brow, or a chola brow, but I do like my brows to be well-groomed. So on that, I will debate Madame Blanchett. Cosign about blue eye shadow, cosign about eyelash curlers (I stopped because of my contacts, though). Cosign her thoughts on plastic surgery. Amen to that! And why doesn't anyone ever recommend St. Ives Apricot Scrub? I still use that junk. I love it. I love how smooth and exfoliated I feel. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt will talk about it. I bet she uses it. |
Olivia Munn admits hacked pics are her, except for the nude pic, that’s someone else Posted: 05 Mar 2012 05:29 AM PST
It’s very obviously Olivia, since there’s no mistaking her face, and Olivia admits it’s her for the most part. She’s trying to claim that the one nude photo with the head cut off that looks exactly like her is someone else, which is pretty much what Christina Hendricks claimed and also what Blake Lively used an excuse when her pics leaked and conveniently boosted her career. Munn also tried to play it off like she’s posted all these photos on Twitter and/or Facebook already, which I tried to check out and sincerely doubt. The photo captions are pretty raunchy, but even if they’re legit they’re between adults and weren’t meant for public consumption obviously. Whether they were added by Olivia herself or anyone else who had access to these photos (pretty much everyone at this point) is up to question. One innocent photo posing with Fergie at an event was posted to her Twitpic account, and is also in Celebslam’s collection of these cellphone photos. I’ll put on my tinfoil hat for a moment and note that the font overwritten on these pics here is not the same font she used on that photo with Fergie or on other photos on her twitpic account. Even if it was the exact same font, that’s easy enough to match. Anyway here’s Olivia’s explanation, which they’re claiming is not her official response, but you know it is.
[From TMZ] This will only raise this woman’s profile, and she’s posed similarly for Maxim and other men’s magazines before, so I doubt she cares. In response to this story, she tweeted a photo of a fat baby and a lol cat with the message “If you ever hacked my phone, these are the pictures you’d find.” So she’s handling it pretty well. I would personally be mortified, but it’s not like I’d ever take pics like that in the first place. I’m so glad I went through my 20s at a time when we didn’t have cameras in our phones. These are the SFW pics, the others are available on Celebslam. Oh and here’s what she wore to the VF Oscar Party. 1. How did she score an invite to that? and 2. She should be more embarrassed of this dress than these photos. Photo above credit: Fame |
Lindsay Lohan, homebody, partied like a crackhead all weekend Posted: 05 Mar 2012 05:10 AM PST Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan partying after Saturday Night Live, early into the morning Sunday, and then I'm also including photos of LL hanging out with her siblings in NYC Sunday afternoon. She looks busted. Meh. Anyway, even though LL's SNL appearance was critically panned (and Twitter apparently went crazy with everyone yelling about how awful she was), SNL had some of its highest ratings of the year. Thus, Lohan's is entitled to a cracked-out victory lap, correct? Even though she just told Matt Lauer that she's a "homebody" who is "uncomfortable" partying like a crackhead these days? Sure.
[From NYDN] "When someone says they are a homebody, it doesn't mean they stay locked in their house every day and night." Oh, Steve Honig. Why didn't you want your name attached to that quote? Is it because you can't even believe that your client is so full of crack lies? Also – what's the deal with two dudes fighting over LL? Was one of them her john? Had he already paid for her services? Anyway, other sources confirm that LL was out all night Saturday/Sunday – HuffPo noted that Lohan "went from table to table thanking everyone." After 3 a.m., "folks started to say goodnight after Lindsay worked the room, making it clear that she was back. Not drinking, but rather enjoying being back in the limelight doing something good, not bad.” See? Lindsay thinks she's won. She thinks she's back. She thinks we're all, "Lindsay is so talented and well-behaved, she deserves an Oscar." You know what's pissing me off these days? Lohan's wig. That busted Barbie wig fills me with rage. |
Christina Hendricks has hacked photos, but she claims they’re not her Posted: 05 Mar 2012 05:05 AM PST Here are some "hacked" photos of Christina Hendricks that were just released last night. Christina claims that her phone was hacked AND the boob photos aren't her. Interesting – that's the Blake Lively Method, sort of. When Blake's alleged rack went public, Blake's rep told everyone that the photos weren't of Blake AND that Blake was going to sue over the photos… which, if they aren't her, why would she sue? As for Christina… I don't know what to think. Cross-promotion for Mad Men, which premieres in a few weeks? You can see the NSFW photos here – although she's denying it, I'm pretty sure those are ALL TITSY. I'm also guessing that they were originally intended for her husband, The Nerd King. He most love that his wife sends him these photos.
[From TMZ] Most of the leaked pics are totally SFW, they just feature Christina's usual wall of cleavage. I'd like to point out two things: one, Christina looks really cute in most of these photos – which is interesting considering how badly stylists usually screw up her look; two, Christina is and was full of it when she talked about not wanting to talk about her body. Her boobs are being used to promote the new season of Mad Men, for the love of God! Leaked photos courtesy of this site, additional photos by WENN. |
Martha Stewart’s death stare sends Rachael Ray fleeing from restaurant Posted: 05 Mar 2012 05:03 AM PST
[From The NY Post] Doesn’t this story sound like it’s from Rachael’s camp? I guess it could have come from a source working at the restaurant, or anyone lucky enough to be there and witness this stare fest first hand. I wouldn’t want to be on Martha Stewart’s bad side. She could kill you with a couple deft knife strokes and then dispose of the body so creatively you would have no idea that her beautiful centerpiece contained real human bones. Here are some photos of Rachael Ray’s crazy face. How does this annoying woman still have a thriving career while Martha just had her show canceled? Photo credit: WENN.com |
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