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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Poses For Maxim, Still Vagazzles
- Of Course Lindsay Lohan Banged Terry Richardson
- Jessica Simpson Posed Nude For ‘Elle.’ Pregnant.
- Bald Kim Kardashian Twerks Kanye’s Fashion Show Hopin He’ll Chop Them Cakes
- Ashley Benson’s Butt Cheeks Are Also in ‘Spring Breakers’ and Other News
- And Here’s The Snooki’s Pregnant Cover
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.7.12 Posted: 07 Mar 2012 12:00 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Elle Macpherspon joins the growing list of women who are decades older, but infinitely hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Sarah Jessica Parker, however, does not. We also have the most blatant misuse of Miranda Kerr‘s most valuable modeling assets, and Fran Drescher making me start to feel like Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Poses For Maxim, Still Vagazzles Posted: 07 Mar 2012 10:15 AM PST   Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt posing for the April issue of Maxim where she discusses how her giant breasts and dedication to vagazzling somehow still leave her unloved and alone without one of three pre-chosen rings on her finger: You're a big proponent of "vagazzaling." Can you explain what that is? Vagazzaling is where you stick Read More ...  |
| Of Course Lindsay Lohan Banged Terry Richardson Posted: 07 Mar 2012 09:07 AM PST        If a pedophile traveled back in time and knocked up a 70s male porn star, Terry Richardson would be the end result provided you spent his formative years teaching him women are whores who’ll readily objectify themselves for coke and/or money. So naturally Lindsay Lohan wants to marry him because the only father figure in Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Posed Nude For ‘Elle.’ Pregnant. Posted: 07 Mar 2012 08:03 AM PST   Here’s a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude (Full shot here.) for the April issue of Elle if posing nude means they de-jowled her head and slapped it on Demi Moore‘s body because it was cheaper than airbrushing out nacho cheese burns. Regardless, Jessica confirms she’s having a girl, but more importantly reveals I was right Read More ...  |
| Bald Kim Kardashian Twerks Kanye’s Fashion Show Hopin He’ll Chop Them Cakes Posted: 07 Mar 2012 07:08 AM PST        Here’s a balding Kim Kardashian in Paris last night for Kanye West‘s fashion show because Amber Rose got a bunch of press saying they hooked up once, and like a Read More ...  |
| Ashley Benson’s Butt Cheeks Are Also in ‘Spring Breakers’ and Other News Posted: 07 Mar 2012 07:07 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Other Spring Breakers who may not be as interesting to the psuedo-pedo demographic. - Demi Lovato doesn’t want your kids to end up banging Wilmer Valderrama either. - Elizabeth Berkley waited until this wouldn’t interrupt her career. Wait. - Tara Reid vs. Lindsay Lohan: Nobody wins, Read More ...  |
| And Here’s The Snooki’s Pregnant Cover Posted: 07 Mar 2012 06:11 AM PST        Like clockwork here’s the Us Weekly cover confirming Snooki‘s pregnancy and engagement even though she basically already did that by walking around with a giant rock on her finger Monday night. At any rate, here’s how Snooki plans to shat out her fur-baby and spend its first moments of life. Via Hollywood Life: As for Read More ...  |
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