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Kelly Bensimon’s new bikini body: much improved or still scary?
Mel Gibson gets probation, community service for punching Oksana in the face
Justin Timberlake wants Mila Kunis to be his new girlfriend
Victoria Beckham confirms she’s expecting a baby girl

Kelly Bensimon’s new bikini body: much improved or still scary?

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 09:57 AM PDT

For whatever reason, Kelly Bensimon consistently gets pap'd whenever she's on vacation in Miami. I'd like to think she's not calling up the paparazzi to take photos of her while she's wearing a bikini, but the bitch is crazy, so I wouldn't put pap'ing herself out of the question. Anyway, last year many of us we horrified when we saw several sets of Kelly-wearing-a-bikini photos. Her body… was not good. And I wasn't even really a question of her being too heavy or too thin - her body just seemed really, really strange. Even though she wasn't "emaciated" there was just weirdness going on with the flesh and bones. She didn't look like a woman who takes care of herself, at all - which she probably doesn't.

So these are new photos of Kelly in Miami this weekend. Having just glanced through the old photos, I have to say… she looks better. She's put on a little weight, and she has better muscle tone, and basically she doesn't look like a drunk transvestite with an eating disorder, frolicking in the beach. Maybe she finally got some medication that works for her or something. Well done, Kelly.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Mel Gibson gets probation, community service for punching Oksana in the face

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 08:24 AM PDT

These are photos of Mel Gibson entering and leaving the Los Angeles Superior Courthouse on Friday. As I wrote last week, Mel had decided to plead "no contest" to a charge of battery (in the case of punching Oksana Grigorieva in the face), and the plea does not involve jail time. Mel showed up in court to formalize the plea deal, and receive his "sentence" - 16 hours of community service and 52 weeks of counseling, which I guess is what women-beaters get in California. Oh, excuse me, that's what RICH women-beaters get in California. Californians should be ashamed of their state's legal system. Also, I have a question about these photos - does Mel Gibson look sane and sober in these pics? Or does he look… unhinged? I've been looking at them for ten minutes now, and I'm going with drunk and/or unhinged. Anyway, here's TMZ's dick-sucking version of Mel's plea:

Mel Gibson just entered a plea of no contest to a charge of simple battery … and with a little community service and counseling … it’s like nothing ever happened.

Mel’s no contest plea relates to a domestic situation in which the alleged victim had a child with her. Mel’s entered what’s called a “West Plea” — which means he is allowed to maintain his innocence.

Under the plea agreement, Mel will do NO jail time. He must perform 16 hours of community service with a philanthropic organization, Mending Kids, and undergo 52 weeks of counseling — he’s been seeing a counselor since January but will not get credit for the accrued time.

Beyond that … Mel is required to have only “peaceful contact” with Oksana Grigorieva — it’s the same order he’s under in the family law custody case.

Mel was placed on 36 months informal probation. One of the terms of probation — he cannot use force or violence against anyone. He was also hit with a protective order that gives Oksana the right to record their calls.

Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, told the judge her client entered the plea in the interests of his children — so they wouldn’t have to endure a one-year legal fight, and that’s why he entered the plea.

[From TMZ]

Wow, he has to go three full years without beating anyone. I wonder if he'll be able to do it?!? Anyway, there's some additional junk that goes along with this, including Oksana allegedly preparing to file a civil suit against Mel… for the battery, I think. I don't know at this point, Mel and Oksana both have so much pending legal junk against each other, it's hard to keep up. Go here, to TMZ, to see more.

Oksana's lawyers did release a statement after Mel's plea, however. Oksana refused to give a personal statement, but her lawyers told Radar, "The decision of the District Attorney was made after very careful consideration of all the facts and with complete fairness to all involved. During the investigation we cooperated fully. Ms. Grigorieva spoke numerous times with law enforcement. During those interviews she answered every question that she was asked. Ms. Grigorieva submitted releases for confidential information, waived attorney-client privilege and never invoked her Fifth Amendment rights. Ms. Grigorieva will now concentrate on co-parenting Lucia, resuming her charitable work for the children of Chernobyl and moving forward with her life. For these reasons, we have no further comment on this matter.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Justin Timberlake wants Mila Kunis to be his new girlfriend

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 07:55 AM PDT

Late Thursday night, the world got the long-awaited confirmation that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had broken up. It was very sad. Okay, not really, because most of us had been expecting it for a long time, given JT's blatant philandering and Jessica's incessant clinging. Commenter Gloaming even put up this Daily Mail link with one of the first behind-the-scenes explanations for why JT and Biel split - it was because Biel threw JT a huge birthday party and gushed about how she stalked him, and JT was embarrassed and basically ignored her. Here's part of that report:

Further cracks had started to show in the relationship earlier that month when Jessica threw the party for Justin at his home at the beginning of the year.

A source told MailOnline: ‘Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone. She quickly welled-up as she reminisced about the first time she met Justin and joked about how she virtually stalked him into going on a date with her.’

The pair had exchanged numbers on a night out in 2007, but when Justin failed to call Jessica a few days later, she took matters into her own hands and began driving towards his house. She said that before she knew it, she was outside his house and he still hadn't called her. She joked about how she felt like a stalker, but that thankfully he did eventually call and the rest was history.

During the birthday speech, the actress gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with the singer-turned-actor and went on at length about how much he meant to her. But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: 'Yeah b*tches!'

‘It was really awkward,’ the source told MailOnline. ‘Justin’s reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off.’

[From The Daily Mail]

That story makes me feel sorry for both of them, honestly. I know I'm supposed to come away from it thinking that JT is a major douche, and while I do think that, I also feel badly that he was, in fact, dating his stalker for nearly four years and that it took him so long to ditch her clingy ass. If the genders were reversed in this story, we would have no problem saying that Biel's actions made her seem gross and predatory.

In the wake of Biel and JT's breakup, there have also been additional reports that it was all because of little Mila Kunis. Mila and Justin worked together last year, and rumors were going around that Justin was really trying to make it happen with Mila, but that she wasn't really interested. Then, Mila announced her split with Macaulay Culkin, and she and Justin were spotted together a lot during the awards season. And now a source tells E! News, “Justin is very interested in Mila. They’ve been flirting, but so far nothing has happened.” I believe that. I believe that Mila is Justin's first choice for a new girlfriend. And I believe that JT's first choice is making Olivia Munn hyperventilate a little bit - she's been trying to nail this JT thing down for MONTHS.

Anyway, Biel and her publicist went to People Magazine to try to do some damage control with the post-split analysis so that Biel doesn't come across looking so pathetic. A "source" tells People that the breakup "really was mutual. There really wasn’t a final straw. They’re just two people who realized they wanted different things in life and were headed in different directions. It was just easier to end it now rather than later. It’s never easy when a relationship ends, but she knows this needed to happen and she’s moving on with her life.” The source (who is sounding more like Biel by the minute) also said that regarding the "rumors" of Timberlake's infidelity, “There was never any proof. When you’re in a relationship, you have to choose to believe the person or get out.” Oh, and People Magazine even got another source, who is totally not Biel, to say that Biel "looked the other way" when it came to Justin's cheating. BURN.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Victoria Beckham confirms she’s expecting a baby girl

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 07:18 AM PDT

As everybody hoped, Victoria Beckham is expecting her long-awaited girl! Posh announced her pregnancy a few months ago, after dropping hints that she was done with having babies. In the end, I guess David's amazing body was too much, and the lure of "trying for the girl" was too heavy. But it all worked out in the end! Posh's rep confirmed to Hollyscoop that she is, in fact, carrying a girl. Huzzah!

Victoria Beckham is pregnant with baby #4 and Hollyscoop has confirmed that she’s having a baby girl!

The Beckhams rep confirmed the great news to Hollyscoop, saying, “Yes, it is true.”

David and Victoria are absolutely thrilled about the news. They’ve both been very verbal about wanting a baby girl. She announced her pregnancy in January and has been on bump watch ever since.

Not only will her three boys will have a little sister to look after, but someone gets to inherit her fabulous wardrobe!

Congrats! What do you think they should name their daughter? Milan? Paris?

[From Hollyscoop]

Lainey thinks they'll call the girl LaLa, which I think is much more likely than Milan or Paris. Posh and Becks do love their "location" names, and they're living in LA now so… Malibu Beckham? Beverly Beckham? Or maybe Lany Beckham (for LA-to-NY).

Anyway, congrats to Posh and Becks! I'm sure Posh is beyond thrilled, and the fact that this is a girl makes gaining the ten pregnancy pounds even easier.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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