Monday, March 14, 2011

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Gallery: The Spice Girls, Where Are They Now?

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 11:07 AM PDT

It’s been 15 years since The Spice Girls debuted “Wannabe,” which makes us feel old, but the ladies themselves are all in their mid-30s, which makes us feel young! So what have the Spices been up to in the past decade-plus post-girl group? Between the five of them they boast reality TV shows, kids’ books, working DVDs, records and even a few offspring. What spiced-up lives they lead.

(photos via Daily Mail, Getty, WENN)

  • Melanie
  • Emma
  • Melanie
  • Geri
  • Victoria

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Gallery: The Spice Girls, Where Are They Now?

Sex on the Wire: And You Thought You Were a Big Bieber Fan

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 10:08 AM PDT

Justin BieberTwo Justin Bieber fans dressed up as maids to sneak into his hotel room. (Oh No They Didn’t!)

Apparently, millennials think being a good parent is far more important than being a good husband or wife. (YourTango)

Would you date an older man? (The Gloss)

Just what their family needs: more babies. Josh and Anna Duggar are expecting their second child. (People)

Would you date these 10 fictional boyfriends? (College Candy)

Does sex hurt for you? (Em & Lo)

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Sex on the Wire: And You Thought You Were a Big Bieber Fan

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 10:40 AM PDT

Stalker caught in Madonna’s London home. – Police found 29-year-old Grzegorz Matlok holding some of Madonna’s possessions after breaking in through a window. Luckily, the singer and her family were in the U.S. due to her grandmother’s death. (The Sun)

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'Secret Life of the American Teenager' Star Renee Olstead Allegedly Has Nude Pics

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 10:39 AM PDT

Renee Olstead plays popular girl Madison on the squeaky-clean show Secret Life of the American Teenager. But it sounds like she might have a secret life of her own – Fleshbot.com has just posted (NSFW, of course) pictures that are supposedly of Olstead naked. Is this going to get Olstead kicked off Secret Life just like sexy photos got Jessica Biel kicked off of 7th Heaven (both shows are written and produced by Brenda Hampton)? Or is this just the thing to get her some more attention than the rest of the supporting cast?

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'Secret Life of the American Teenager' Star Renee Olstead Allegedly Has Nude Pics

Gallery: The 14 Best Photos of How to Celebrate Pi Day

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 10:28 AM PDT

Happy Pi Day! If you recall anything from ninth-grade algebra, it’s that 3.14 is the simplified form of pi, or π. On March 14, 1989, physicist Larry Shaw celebrated the first-ever Pi Day with staff and visitors at the San Francisco Exploratorium, by marching around a circular area and eating — you guessed it — pies. However, Shaw has some competition in the recent movement to change 3/14 to Tau Day. Their Tau Manifesto is a pretty impassioned read, but we like pie enough that we’re gonna let it slide.

(Funny π story: In high school, a kid I had never really talked to was telling our science class how you can appear smart by memorizing the first few numbers of π, then rattling off a bunch of phone numbers. As he demonstrated this trick, I heard his voice pick up the cadence of phone numbers… and then suddenly he said my home phone number, and continued on as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.)

Thanks to the Internet, Shaw’s holiday is celebrated every year, with food, crafts, tattoos, and more paying homage to this transcendental, irrational number. Here are 14 of our faves.

  • Bake
  • Committing the Number to Memory... or at Least, Your Skin
  • Trippy Painting
  • Math Humor!
  • Convert Everything into Pi
  • More Tattoos
  • Pi Chair
  • Hilarious Memes
  • Wear It
  • Dish Towel Art
  • More Intense Kitchenware
  • Write Alternative Pi-etry
  • Special Toppings
  • Compose a Song Based on Pi

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Gallery: The 14 Best Photos of How to Celebrate Pi Day

Racism and Misogyny: What's Up On Cali Campuses?

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:57 AM PDT

UCLA is a great, highly-ranked university, so how did Alexandra Wallace get in? This college girl has serious racism issues and she clearly has no problem ranting about it, taping it, and putting it on YouTube, which of course in itself shows how dumb she really is. Although the video has been taken down, this is the Internet, and that shit doesn't go away.

Long straight blond hair, lots of eye makeup and with her boobs tightly pressed and pouring out of a pink top Wallace goes into rant about Asians taking over the library in UCLA. During her rant she mocks an unspecified Asian language: "Ohh, ching chong ling long ting tong." Lovely! How mature of you. Regardless of the fact that the whole video is highly offensive, more than anything, she seems to think shes privileged and with her all American looks, we can all guess how this is playing out all over the comment sections on the Internet.

But this reminds us…just last week one of USC's fraternities sent out an email to their "brothers"  that landed in the hands of someone who was not supposed to read it. The email is chock full of disgusting misogynist point ratings, on top of extremely crude body snarking. Women are not called women they are "targets." The email also states "Non-consent and rape are two different things. There is a fine line, so make sure not to cross it." Non-consent is ok? Now we are talking scary. Below is the ranking system (which is not even the worst part.)

10- The likes of Marissa [sic] Miller and Megan Fox. No one will ever get this.

9- If any of you are lucky to get so close to perfection, feel blessed. If you fuck this up, you should be lynched. This is your ceiling.

8- See #7

7-Wife Status. Be careful not to fuck this up.

6-Date Status. Be careful when you cheat, but still cheat

5-Apply the 5×5 rule. Toot it 5 times, and then boot it. Move onto the next piece of pie.

4-One night stands, but they are fairly attractive. Should not be repeats.

3-The filth cut-off. These are not attractive women, but sadly many of you have fucked these.

2-Still filth. Still Pathetic.

1-Anything this close to 0 is bad. You better be 3 four lokos deep to justify this abomination

0-Let me just say from experience, when calculating your lifetime pie accumulation, throwing a 0 in the mix really hurts the average.

Between the fraternity email and Alexandra Wallace (full video here) I am wondering … what is in the water in Cali? Joking about rape and dumbing a whole culture down seems to be something these college kids have no problem doing, we hope some kind of suspension comes out of all this. Although these two cases are of course not representative of a whole college audience, it is frightening to see people so young with some of the best education in the world having such ignorant opinions.

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Racism and Misogyny: What's Up On Cali Campuses?

Virgin Viewing: 'The Godfather'

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:40 AM PDT

I love pop culture, but my favorite medium is definitely TV. If there were an entire 24/7 Simpsons rerun channel, I might never leave my apartment. But there’s a dark side to my obsessive television watching: it means I have missed out on a whole lot of movies, including some of the most famous flicks in history. Each week, I’ll be watching a different classic film that has previously escaped me and writing a review here on Crushable. First up? The Godfather. Apparently it was a spinoff of The Sopranos or something?

[Note: the following review is full of spoilers. But that probably doesn't matter, since I was evidently the only person in America over the age of seven who hadn't seen this film. And off we go.]

Here’s the problem with watching classic movies after you’ve seen modern movies and TV shows that reference them: the original starts to look like a knockoff. That happened to me several times during The Godfather: I knew the horse’s head moment was coming because Jedidiah Springfield episode of The Simpsons. (Granted, it was a lot bloodier than I thought it would be, but the surprise factor was nonexistent.) Also, I knew exactly how Apollonia would meet her end because of the Antonia/Dylan storyline on Beverly Hills, 90210.  I spent most of the movie trying to figure out which younger versions of famous actors were in the movie. Holy shit, who knew James Caan was so hot back in the day? I guess this explains why Scott Caan is hot, huh? And if I hadn’t already heard that Diane Keaton played Michael’s wife, it would have taken me the entire film to figure out who she was.

The word “guinea” was thrown around as an anti-Italian epithet several times at the beginning of the movie. Until two weeks ago, when that very word was bleeped out of an episode of Jersey Shore – where it was being used casually by Italian-Americans – I didn’t even know what the word “guinea” meant. I have to admit that seeing Jenni, Snooki, and Vinny throw it around as a T-shirt descriptor weakened its use in the movie for me. Its use in The Godfather was intended to show the prejudice that the Italian-American community experienced, and its effect was diminished for me.

The character I found myself caring about the most? Connie, the sister whose wedding sets up the film but whose name isn’t even mentioned until halfway through. Sonny gets killed on the way to rescue her from her abusive husband, but what happens after that? She’s an afterthought, and the only purposes she serves are to further along her brothers’ and father’s storylines. The wayward mafia princess is the one I care about the most, but, in a movie that’s all about power and virility she’s relegated to a peripheral role in her own life. Even when she (understandably) flips out on Michael at the end of the movie, she’s treated like a crazy relation who needs to be locked up in the attic for her own good. Her son’s christening and husband’s death aren’t there to serve her story – they’re there to serve Michael’s, and to illustrate Michael’s descent from “civilian” to don. Maybe she gets some love in the second movie? I’ll have to watch that one too. But don’t worry – Lorelai Gilmore has already scared me off of watching the third one.

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Virgin Viewing: 'The Godfather'

'Real Housewives of Orange County' Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:39 AM PDT

Real Housewives of Orange County’s second episode premiered last night. In this lesson, we learned many things: lesbian flirting is fine if one of you is straight, flirting with a hot guy while married is fine if he’s an “old friend,” friendship is always a competition, especially if there are kids involved, and that the man is the provider and the woman is the nurturer. Check out my picks of the best scenes from last night.

  • Good Morning, Gretchen!
  • Gretchen Schools Her Assistant
  • Fernanda Visits Tamra
  • Tamra and Fernanda Talk Divorce
  • Meet Peggy Tanous
  • Vicki Wins an Award
  • Tamra Goes House Hunting
  • Someone Gets Handsy with Vicki
  • Tamra and Alexis Go For a Drink
  • Alexis Tells Tamra
  • Oh No She Didn't!

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'Real Housewives of Orange County' Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

Video: At 103, Octavio Orduño Is Long Beach's Oldest Cyclist

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:28 AM PDT

Today, the LA Times profiles a 103-year-old man named Octavio Orduño who rides the streets of Long Beach, CA every day on his red tricycle. Octavio used to ride a two-wheeler, but his wife made him add the extra support because he was starting to lose his balance. Because he’s A HUNDRED AND THREE.

Man, this guy’s our hero.

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Video: At 103, Octavio Orduño Is Long Beach's Oldest Cyclist

Video: 'Ferris Bueller' As a Sofia Coppola Movie

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:16 AM PDT

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is one of the most iconic movies of the ’80s. But what would happen if it was reimagined as a coming of age movie a la Sofia Coppola?

[Via The Daily What]

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Video: 'Ferris Bueller' As a Sofia Coppola Movie

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