Monday, March 14, 2011

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Florida Woman Gets Drunk, Pulls Out Teeth, Looks Like Ann Burrell From The Food Network

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:16 AM PDT

This is the story of two women. The first is a woman named Tina Masta from Naples, Florida who “got drunk, stripped naked, pulled out her own teeth and then hurled them into a canal. When cops arrived, [she] even asked them for a pair of pliers to remove more of her molars.” The second woman is Ann Burrell who is a chef with a strong personality on the Food Network. These two women have little in common other than the fact that when the former gets pull-out-teeth-drunk, she looks a bit like a falling apart version of the latter.

This is basically pre-hab for Ann Burrell.

Drunk lady story from Splash.

Reminder: This Is The Final Shot In Encino Man

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 07:58 AM PDT

True Story: Saturday night, I was walking home from a bar at around 4:30 am with three friends, and when we were 3 blocks from my place, a car suddenly pulled over and two early-20s-looking kids hopped out with wooden baseball bats and yelled at my friend Ryan “That’s the guy who jumped us!” and sprinted after after him up the street. Ryan instantly ran and managed to get away, while my friend Matt kept yelling after the guys to calm them down – after about 15 frantic seconds, the bat guys realized that they were after the wrong guy, stopped, and got back into their car and drove away without another word.

We then all returned to my apartment, confused beyond belief and trying to make sense out of the incident, and while we were sitting there still reeling from the dreamlike sequence, I flipped on the tv and the movie “Encino Man” was on and in the very final minute. Literally five minutes after fearing for our friend’s life in a shocked, surreal haze, we then proceeded to watch this exact sequence:

Then, to complete the evening, THE FINAL SCREEN IN THE MOVIE:

That’s the actual final shot in Encino Man before the credits. “THE END…BUD-DY”.

And with that, all was again right in the world.
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