Friday, March 11, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Kim Kardashian Thought Leather Pants Were a Good Idea

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 01:37 PM PST

   
Here’s Kim Kardashian shopping in West Hollywood yesterday where she clearly wasn’t spotted by her usual paparazzi because they took pictures of her ass that she somehow fit into leather pants. Although, I guarantee if she stayed in the sun long enough, you’d start hearing butter sizzle followed by the bell on Khloe’s collar as Read More ...

This is Your Chin.

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PST

   
This is your chin on drugs. Any questions? Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News Read More ...

Katy Perry is Finally Grasping The Perfume Business and Other News

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 12:15 PM PST

   
- The Twilight cast is safe from the tsunami, everybody. For a second there, this was almost a catastrophe. - Zac Efron isn’t even hiding it anymore. - Jennifer Aniston wants you to smell her musk. - Rachel Bilson? All I see is a parking meter. - Alyssa Milano has this Twitter thing Read More ...

Matthew McConaughey Has a Great Mom

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 11:30 AM PST

   
When we last left Matthew McConaughey’s mom Kay, she was promoting her memoirs by telling a story about Matthew’s father dying during sex and then showing off his giant dead penis to the EMTs. No, really. So of course she attended last night’s premiere of The Lincoln Lawyer and started flashing her old lady ass Read More ...

John Travolta’s Baby Will Destroy Us All

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 09:33 AM PST

   
At only two months old, John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s new baby Ben was already flying planes back in January. Since then he’s taught himself the piano and will probably move on to advanced military strategies if I’m reading this right. Extra reports: “The baby was playing this tiny piano we got him, and we were Read More ...

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Broke Up: For Real This Time

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 08:41 AM PST

   
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have officially broken up, according to People which should come to no surprise to anyone considering he’s banged Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and let’s assume Amanda Seyfried in the past six months. Whether this means Jessica’s finally going to come out as a lesbian is anybody’s guess, but just in Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s House Raided After ‘Anonymous Tip’

Posted: 11 Mar 2011 07:52 AM PST

   
Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen’s house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he’s not even allowed to possess firearms per the temporary restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. Long story short, the police ended up confiscating an antique gun along Read More ...

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