Wednesday, March 9, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Charlie Sheen edition headlines

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:48 PM PST

If you told 10 people that you were planning to go on TV with some porn stars and call yourself a warlock and say how much you love drugs and tell your boss to go fuck himself, I bet almost none of them would say, "Oh yeah that's a good idea." And yet [...]

Katy Perry has blue hair now, looks hot as f**k

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:19 PM PST

Katy Perry is in Paris for their Fashion Week, and earlier today at the Jean-Charles Castelbajac show she wore this sexy ass blue wig. I wish more girls would do cool punk stuff like this with their hair. It’s like banging a girl in a sci-fi movie. It’s the blowjob of [...]

“Lindsay isn’t going to know what hit her.”

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 12:17 PM PST

Lindsay Lohan will be in back in court on Thursday morning for her felony theft case, and just a few days ago she was reportedly on the verge of accepting a plea agreement even though that probabaly would have sent her to jail for 18 days. Since then however, the jewelry store sold [...]

the new Tomb Raider movie will have a new Tomb Raider

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 10:29 AM PST

E-harmony rejected my profile because I said I was looking for a super hot girl with long hair and big tits who dresses slutty. I should have bought the rights to the Tomb Raider franchise because then I could have put that exact same thing in Entertainment Weekly. Producer Graham King (The [...]

it’s Lindsay Lohans jewelry store surveillance video

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 08:31 AM PST

Entertainment Tonight aired some surveillance video last night, footage from the day when Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole a diamond necklace from a jewelry store in Venice. They do have the complete 42 minute video, with 4 different camera angles, but there’s no sound and this clip doesn’t prove anything, except that her mom was [...]

Charlie Sheen has a machete now

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 06:40 AM PST

Just one day after Charlie Sheen publicly said he was gonna sneak up behind people and their kids and slit their throats, and just an hour after being formally fired from Two and a Half Men for his behavior lately such as publicly saying he's gonna sneak up behind people and slit their throats, [...]

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