Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.1.13

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

“So then Hayden* was all like…” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed after our day of being chewed up and spat out by the big city, which we feel is an entirely fair Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Is All Better

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 12:00 PM PDT

I’ll never forget you Sucking on A Sour Patch Kid video. Never… Amanda Bynes is apparently responding so well to medication that she isn’t talking to herself and has even stopped calling people “ugly” which has to be some sort of medical miracle. TMZ reports: Our sources say Amanda responded quickly and dramatically. We’re told Read More ...

‘Feed Me, Seymour!’

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 11:23 AM PDT

Here’s Lena Dunham being handfed by her assistant on the set of Girls yesterday because when you’re a big time writer/producer/actor for an HBO television series, you don’t have time to put your Dunkin Donuts coffee down and shove a quesadilla into your mouth. Not to mention, she might lose weight in the process which Read More ...

Justin Bieber Put A Fan’s iPhone Down His Pants Then Tossed It Into The Crowd

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 10:19 AM PDT

In case you weren’t 100% on how goddamn retarded Justin Bieber fans are, last night in Newark they were throwing their iPhones up on stage at him. iPhones. Which surprised even Justin Bieber, and this is a kid who thinks mop buckets are toilets and that he’s earned the right to rap “Lose Yourself” in Read More ...

I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 08:36 AM PDT

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom has Read More ...

Why Hello, ‘American Hustle’ Trailer

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 08:30 AM PDT

Here’s the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it’s another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a drum. Which is omething Man of Read More ...

So George Zimmerman Is Driving Aimlessly Across America With A Gun

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 07:56 AM PDT

With the town of Sanford now safe from the villainous clutches of Trayvon Martin and his gang of Skittles, it became time for George Zimmerman to take his brand of justice across America, shooting out evil wherever it wins a fight he started with it. TMZ reports: Zimmerman was speeding in Forney, Texas on Sunday, Read More ...

Courtney Stodden Wore A Lettuce Bikini

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 07:00 AM PDT

Here’s Courtney Stodden‘s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now on par with such famous celebrities as that chick with the weird Read More ...

It’s Cool, Jon Snow, I’m Sure The Wall Will Totally Guard Itself, And Other News

Posted: 01 Aug 2013 05:06 AM PDT

- I’m not gonna lie. I completely forgot about the Royal Baby already. - Sharon Stone has apparently never seen porn before. - In life, there's underboob and then there's everything else. - So Drake might have banged Ashley from Fresh Prince. - Overstock and Amazon are having a book Read More ...
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