Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 01:30 PM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90′s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how Read More ...

Harriet Tubman Having Sex? Now That’s Comedy!

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 12:50 PM PDT

If you’ve somehow completely missed this shitstorm, yesterday Russell Simmons launched his new All Def Digital YouTube channel with a comedy sketch featuring Harriet Tubman making a sex tape. Which on its surface sounds like a hilarious concept, but keep in mind I’m dead inside and have no sense of decorum. Surprisingly, it did not Read More ...

Lisa Robin Kelly Died (1970 – 2013)

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 12:07 PM PDT

After getting kicked off That 70s Show for not realizing slutty blondes grow on trees, Lisa Robin Kelly has had a rough go at it to put things nicely because not only did she just die, she died in rehab. “I just wanted to spit in her face one last time,” life was quoted as Read More ...

BREAKING: Tom Brady Smiled At Something That Isn’t A Water Slide

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 11:36 AM PDT

To answer your question, the person in the red shirt is Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow. The Jesus kid, right. h/t Lainey GossipRead More ...

Madonna Has A Grill Now. Oh, Good.

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 09:59 AM PDT

“What do you mean it’s behind me?” “I smell the blood of Pharoahs. HISSSSS!” Madonna is already immortal and possesses an ancient, dark magic from before the dawn of time itself. So whoever thought it’d be a great idea to also give her teeth forged from precious metal is a dick. I don’t care how Read More ...

Remember Zachery Ty Bryan? Good. Hold Onto Those Memories. Hold Onto Them Tight.

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 09:26 AM PDT

TMZ has millions of dollars to hire cameraman and strategically place them all over Los Angeles, so naturally they were able to capture video of Jonathan Taylor Thomas making a rare public appearance in Hollywood last night. We can barely afford Read More ...

Hayden Panettiere Still Has Implants

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 09:20 AM PDT

There’s been a lot of talk in the past 24 hours about Hayden Panettiere being engaged to Wladimir Klitschko and absolutely none about how great it is that she has implants. So what? People are just supposed to assume giants are walking up to women and going, “You have beautiful character. Me marry.” You have Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s In The New Season of ‘Eastbound And Down’

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 08:34 AM PDT

Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan posted this pic to Instagram with the caption “#back@work! So grateful today! :)” and like most rational people, I just assumed she meant hooking. Back to hooking :) Turns out she’s in North Carolina filming the new season of Eastbound & Down which makes no fucking sense until you remember Read More ...

Some Shit Is Going On With Laura Prepon And ‘Orange Is The New Black’

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 07:38 AM PDT

So last night, the Internet lost its goddamn mind over a Buzzfeed report that Laura Prepon is not in the second season of Orange Is The New Black for mysterious reasons. It got so bad Netflix had to issue a statement calling the report “inaccurate” but not really offering up any details of their own Read More ...

Good Morning, Nabilla Benattia, And Other News

Posted: 15 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- This cleavage belongs to Helen Flanagan. - The time Tracey Anderson first met Gwyneth Paltrow is naturally fucked up. - Jennifer Aniston is done pretending to be pregnant until her next movie. - Lady GaGa‘s topless again. - Can we let Texas secede already? Just let ‘em go. Read More ...
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