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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13
- Rihanna Kept Drinking: Now With 80% More Butt Sex Jamboree
- Chris Brown’s Retiring From Music Because Y’all Are Meanies
- Sydney Leathers Didn’t Waste Any Time Cashing In On Anthony Weiner’s Wiener
- Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan
- Walter White Used To Be A Power Rangers Villain
- Good Morning, Doutzen Kroes, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.6.13 Posted: 06 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has nothing to do with a certain Drunken Barbadian Buttsex Festival, so I’m not sure either why it even exists. Except I am and it’s so you guys can try to tell yourselves that Penn Badgley isn’t dressed exactly like one of your friends that you Read More ... |
| Rihanna Kept Drinking: Now With 80% More Butt Sex Jamboree Posted: 06 Aug 2013 11:45 AM PDT True story: I waited probably three hours yesterday before downloading pics of Rihanna at Kadooment Day thinking I would get them all. I was an idiot. So here’s the rest of Rihanna at Kadooment Day where she clearly had enough alcohol in her to do way more buttsexing which I’m almost positive is how this Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s Retiring From Music Because Y’all Are Meanies Posted: 06 Aug 2013 11:00 AM PDT Chris Brown just announced on Twitter that he’s retiring from music at age 24. And if you’re wondering if he blamed it on people always mentioning he beat the living shit out of Rihanna, he blamed it on people always mentioning he beat the living shit out of Rihanna: - Don’t worry mainstream America.After this Read More ... |
| Sydney Leathers Didn’t Waste Any Time Cashing In On Anthony Weiner’s Wiener Posted: 06 Aug 2013 10:06 AM PDT The first time Anthony Weiner got busted digitally flailing his dick across America, it was because he was too stupid to consider the statistical likelihood that one of his recipients would be a Republican and egotistical enough to think she’d be so impressed by his cock to set aside partisan politics. No one’s dick is Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan Posted: 06 Aug 2013 08:49 AM PDT Right now there’s a concentrated effort to make Lindsay Lohan look like she’s a whole new person who’s accepted Oprah into her heart as her Lord and Savior. Except if you look at everything she’s done since the day before she got out of rehab, you’ll see she’s still doing the same old shit: HORSESHIT: Read More ... |
| Walter White Used To Be A Power Rangers Villain Posted: 06 Aug 2013 07:44 AM PDT Last week, Bryan Cranston accidentally let it slip on The Colbert Report (after the jump) that he used to do voiceover work for Power Rangers villains back in the 90s. So here he is on The Tonight Show last night where Jay Leno surprised him with an old clip his producers managed to dig up. Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Doutzen Kroes, And Other News Posted: 06 Aug 2013 07:12 AM PDT - Everybody seems to be freaking out about this Mumford & Sons video, so enjoy. - Britney Spears knows how to dress for Jesus. - Tugging on clothes is the best form of exercise. - Miley Cyrus says she’s not ratchet. Riiiiight. - 20 “Game Of Thrones” Characters Sorted Into Read More ... |
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