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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.27.13
- Alec Baldwin Attacked The Paparazzi Again
- Someone Made A Fake ‘Batman Vs. Superman’ Trailer With Bryan Cranston As Lex Luthor Already
- Chris Brown’s A Blood Now. Oh, Good.
- Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs
- Monica Bellucci Is Single
- Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Ass Is Michael Jordan Now
- Taking Off Their Makeup Is No Longer The Worst Thing That’s Happened To KISS And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.27.13 Posted: 27 Aug 2013 12:30 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Selena Gomez up there who happens to be mocking the shit out of Skeeter McTwerkins like only someone who kicked Justin Bieber‘s punkass to the curb can. I feel like she’s almost the perfect woman, to the point where the instant she grows Jon Read More ... |
| Alec Baldwin Attacked The Paparazzi Again Posted: 27 Aug 2013 11:47 AM PDT Here’s Alec Baldwin beating the shit out of another photographer while his wife Hilaria, who just gave birth a few days ago, ducks into a store like they practiced. As for what started the fight, reports differ, so let’s just assume a woman was menstruating nearby which sent Alec into a Beserker rage until someone Read More ... |
| Someone Made A Fake ‘Batman Vs. Superman’ Trailer With Bryan Cranston As Lex Luthor Already Posted: 27 Aug 2013 10:39 AM PDT I was going to write a post about Kate Gosselin suing Jon‘s dick off for hacking the hell out of her computers so his friend could write a book about her, but neither one of them dies at the end so who gives a shit? Instead, here’s a fan-made Batman Vs. Superman trailer by YouTube Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s A Blood Now. Oh, Good. Posted: 27 Aug 2013 10:03 AM PDT It was a long-shot, but Chris knew if he could beat the Crips in the annual Rockettes competition, the turf war would be over before he’d have to fight a man. The Bloods could never see him cry if that happened. NEVER. Because calling a black district attorney racist for having the nerve to make Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs Posted: 27 Aug 2013 08:51 AM PDT What you’re looking at is Lady GaGa‘s ass before her performance at the VMAs Sunday night. And while the common misconception would be that it’s covered in gold stage makeup, I like to believe this is Terry Richardson showing us the human makeup falling off her alien butt because they know our secrets now. “Lord Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2013 07:50 AM PDT Monica Bellucci is one of the most beautiful women on the planet, so I don’t know why I’m even reporting that she’s divorcing Vincent Cassel because not one of us will ever come close to knowing what it’s like to make love to a woman of this caliber. I’m pretty sure my body would turn Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Ass Is Michael Jordan Now Posted: 27 Aug 2013 07:13 AM PDT Because even my 75-year-old grandmother who only watches PBS knew all about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, she thinks she’s accomplished some sort of tremendous feat by getting the Internet to talk about a woman’s butt for 24 hours because, clearly, that’s something that’s never happened before. So here’s Miley tweeting pics of her ass Read More ... |
| Taking Off Their Makeup Is No Longer The Worst Thing That’s Happened To KISS And Other News Posted: 27 Aug 2013 06:09 AM PDT - Deena Cortese is like a fine wine. (Wine turns into a warthog as it ages, right?) - Gwyneth Paltrow hosted an “English garden party.” What does that even mean?! - Get Back In The Game With Some Sexy Girls In Sports Bras - Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg is happening Read More ... |
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