Friday, August 16, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.16.13

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that hopefully doesn’t sound too wasted since I accidentally polished off the six-pack of Zima I was gonna bring to this post‘s house. But it’s just about the weekend and 1DERECTIONFAN69 has some Snapchatting to do, so here’s today’s selections. We’ve got Luke Wilson about to experience the Read More ...

Yup, We’re Posting Lourdes Leon Bikini Pics

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 11:58 AM PDT

Here’s a bikini-clad Lourdes Leon who for the record is 16 and in France, so this is all perfectly legal. (Suck it, Hansen.) More importantly, Madonna may be immortal and armed with Mithril teeth, but I made sure to pour a ring of salt around the site, so we’re all safe. Nothing’s going to happen. Read More ...

Here’s Pamela Anderson Doing Exactly What It Looks Like She’s Doing

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 11:02 AM PDT

HIM: “How is she not drowning?” HER: “WHY AM I NOT DROWNING?!” If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered what it’s like to date Pamela Anderson, and apparently the answer is un-fucking-believable. Minus the hepatitis and half a gallon of seawater flooding your urethra, of course. Although, I like to believe the two cancel each Read More ...

If I Could Ask God One Question, It’s Why The Hell Did You Let Justin Bieber Have Sex With This?

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 10:40 AM PDT

Here’s Selena Gomez performing in Vancouver last night where apparently she added sexy rope shit to her show just in case everyone wasn’t sure how awesome her body is and that Justin Bieber had absolutely no fucking business going near it. Except, wait, hold on. I’ve just been handed new information that makes me regret Read More ...

Lady GaGa Still Has Makeup All Over Her Face But This Time Breasts

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 09:45 AM PDT

Apparently Lady GaGa ran out of ideas once she hit, “I’ll just smear makeup all over my face!” because here she is at Chateau Marmont last night still looking like she broke into Michael J. Fox‘s house with a fistful of Revlon. She did however parade around her misshapen breasts which you can see naked Read More ...

Kourtney Kardashian Claims Paternity Test Proves Scott Disick Is Mason’s Father

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 09:06 AM PDT

Did I have to use the breastfeeding pics? Yes. Yes, I did. Back in May, Premo Stallone, I refuse to call him Michael Girgenti and you can’t make me, went to the press saying he was suing Kourtney Kardashian for custody of Mason after she refused to submit him to a paternity test that would Read More ...

Marky Mark Wants To Be Iron Man

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 08:21 AM PDT

“Hey, Jahvis. Wanna know why my ahms shoot freakin’ laser beams? Because I don’t masturbate.” *skreeeeee-BOOOSH* In a recent interview, Mark Wahlberg revealed that he’d love to be the next Iron Man which is, of course, ridiculous on its face because Tony Stahk ain’t no freakin’ Southie. Even more ridiculous is why Marky Mark believes Read More ...

Good Morning, Luisa Zissman, And Other News

Posted: 16 Aug 2013 07:36 AM PDT

- Lindsay Lohan has a website now. She’s catching up to Snooki! - Terese Giudice will do whatever it takes to stay out of prison. Even letting Joe go in her place. She just love those kids! - Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV - Oprah was on Watch What Happens Live! Read More ...
Brought to you by: at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)