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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.2.13
- Miley Cyrus Finally Graduated To Just Some Ho You Put In Your Hip-Hop Video
- So Who Wants To See The Nipples On The Married Woman Simon Cowell Knocked Up?
- Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape
- I Think Britney Spears Is Trying To Tell Us Something. What Is It, Girl?
- Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now?
- Megan Fox is Pregnant Again
- Good Morning, Sylvie van der Vaart, and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.2.13 Posted: 02 Aug 2013 12:15 PM PDT Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, finishing out the week strong with a nice selection of celebrity sharts, starting with Sylvester Stallone continuing to enjoy his vacation in paradise while not at all having to listen to constant complaints about the delayed flight, the weather, or the attitude of the server at the restaurant Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Finally Graduated To Just Some Ho You Put In Your Hip-Hop Video Posted: 02 Aug 2013 11:22 AM PDT I’ve honestly never heard of Big Sean before, but apparently he has the kind of pull where you can say, “Get me Miley Cyrus in my video but make sure that bitch don’t sing,” because here she is in his new video and that bitch don’t sing. Not to mention, at one point it looks Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To See The Nipples On The Married Woman Simon Cowell Knocked Up? Posted: 02 Aug 2013 10:49 AM PDT If part of Lauren Silverman‘s plan was to get knocked up by Simon Cowell and then have everyone see her nipples through her shirt, that part’s going awesome. If the other part was to still get a ton of money out of Simon’s best friend who she’s still married to on top of the money Read More ... |
| Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape Posted: 02 Aug 2013 09:56 AM PDT I feel pretty confident saying that I will probably never post anything as epic and amazing as this anecdote Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. In fact, I’ll go so far to say it completely redeems him for Grown Ups AND Grown Ups 2. That’s right I went there. Transcribed Read More ... |
| I Think Britney Spears Is Trying To Tell Us Something. What Is It, Girl? Posted: 02 Aug 2013 09:10 AM PDT Here’s Britney Spears grocery shopping in Thousand Oaks yesterday where she either found a clever way to remember to buy bulk or whoever dresses her in the morning is a colossal dick. Let’s assume both, and that this is apparently what I do when I black out each night. “I’m ready to get dressed, y’all- Read More ... |
| Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now? Posted: 02 Aug 2013 08:31 AM PDT Two weeks ago, we joked that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant because she touched her stomach which, in our defense, is way more reliable than an ultrasound. And you can tell your doctor I said that after you pay him like a sucker. Except here she is at the premiere of We’re The Millers last night Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Aug 2013 07:50 AM PDT Earlier in the year, Megan Fox miraculously pulled her career out of a nosedive by doing whatever horrible, depraved shit it took to make Michael Bay cast her in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April O’Neil. So what a perfect time to ruin the body that saved her career by getting pregnant again. Page Six Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Sylvie van der Vaart, and Other News Posted: 02 Aug 2013 07:31 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy - Seth MacFarlane‘s new show is apparently sexist and racist, so as soon as it has a talking animal it should be ready for broadcast. - Channing Tatum as a cross between Spock and Teen Wolf? YES, PLEASE! I mean, Ladies? I totally meant, ladies? - Bad girls Read More ... |
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