Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 12:30 PM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created Read More ...

Kris Humphries’ Rebound Made A Sex Tape Called ‘The Anti-Kim’

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 11:30 AM PDT

Myla Sinanaj was Kris Humphries‘ rebound after Kim Kardashian ended their fake marriage contract early and she’s already demonstrated such Kim-like skills as sloth and lying out her ass, so why not add a sex tape and complete the whole package? Plus it’s not like it’s hard to sell one these days because they’ll literally Read More ...

Don’t You Be Talkin’ ‘Bout Mickey Mouse Like Dat, Hannah Montana!

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 10:25 AM PDT

Without Disney none of us would even know the twerking ratchet chipmunk formerly known as Miley Cyrus, so naturally she believes she’s building her success all on her own and not because her father was a one-hit wonder who single-handedly killed the mullet (And by extension, Patrick Swayze. I know it was you, Cyrus!) then Read More ...

BREAKING: Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 09:45 AM PDT

Since the dawn of man, Christina Aguilera has always worn black tights or dresses she can easily menstruate out of onstage. So imagine my surprise to not only see her in jeans that aren’t jeggings, but her ass actually looks.. well, her ass actually evaporated and looked better when she was fat. Wow, being a Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Just Put On Weight, A Likely Story…

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 09:04 AM PDT

Jennifer Aniston looked like this at the premiere of We Are The Millers (And stomach touching. Scientifically-proving stomach touching.), so naturally none of us should think she’s pregnant because that shit is “exhausting” her. Via NY Daily News: "It does feel a bit like they've exhausted the question, and also the speculations. It's all been Read More ...

Remember How Everyone Kept Saying Lady GaGa Is Really Marilyn Manson? Yeah…

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 07:36 AM PDT

In case her ass wasn’t enough of a hint, Lady Gaga has a new single to promote, here she is walking around New York yesterday with makeup smeared all over her face because I guarantee these are her mornings now: “Miss GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.” “Oh shit! Think, think.” *takes Read More ...

Ben Affleck Visited Lindsay Lohan In Rehab

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 07:30 AM PDT

Because Ben Affleck clearly won’t stop until Jennifer Garner roundhouses his genitals into another dimension, he secretly visited Lindsay Lohan in rehab to offer his advice and support while she pretends to get her shit together for the 87th time. TMZ reports: We’re told Ben talked to Lindsay about how to make a comeback in Read More ...

Good Morning, Rihanna’s Butt, And Other News

Posted: 13 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Jennifer Lopez pulled some diva shit on Jennifer Lawrence. Of course. - And Lea Michele is going to milk the shit out of Cory Monteith dying. - Sexy Girls In Sports Bras - I choose Secret Option #3: Living a full, productive life never listening to either song. - Read More ...
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