Wednesday, August 14, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.14.13

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we finally get a day without Anthony Weiner doing anything creepy. Ah shit, scratch that. Well, we do still have this Abu Nazir blowjob face which I’m told just earned me tenure, the Shauna Sand profile pic that needs to legally be imprinted just above the signature Read More ...

This Is What Happens When Miley Cyrus Poses For Terry Richardson

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 12:45 PM PDT

Because Miley Cyrus is a serious grown-up woman now and Disney’s not her real dad, here she is posing for Terry Richardson with her ass in the air because have you heard she likes twerking? Not a lot of people know that about her. She hardly ever mentions it.     Photos: Terry RichardsonRead More ...

The Word Single Has Lost All Meaning

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 12:12 PM PDT

…. Fuck the entire world right in the face. Just right in it.Read More ...

Khloe Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 11:28 AM PDT

Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty that Khloe is getting a divorce because Kris Jenner just told TMZ she isn’t: “Khloe and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced. Read More ...

Sydney Leathers Made A Song Called ‘Weinerizer’

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 10:40 AM PDT

Sydney Leathers is milking her 15 minutes way more times than she physically milked Anthony Weiner‘s wiener which was zero because sexting is dumb. Because now on top of a porno, an advice column and whatever the hell she’s doing at a strip club (above), she’s making a single called “Weinerizer” because the bitch stole Read More ...

Put Me Down For Guardians Of The Galaxy. I’m In.

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 09:52 AM PDT

Yesterday, I talked some shit about Vin Diesel voicing a character in Guardians of The Galaxy instead of starring in The Avengers 2 and may have some talked some other shit about the movie in the past. However, after seeing some bootleg footage on GammaSquad, I’d like to retract that shit back into my word-butt Read More ...

I Missed That Whole Anastasia Ashley Twerking Thing. These Should Fix That.

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 08:53 AM PDT

In my lust for photographic evidence that Rihanna is a drunken butt force of nature, I completely missed the Anastasia Ashley twerking video making the rounds. So you’ll find that below along with brand new bikini pics of her butt (above) because nine months before I was born these words were spoken in a secret, Read More ...

Prince Is On Twitter

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 08:16 AM PDT

During the 2010 release of Prince‘s album 20TEN, he explained to the Mirror that the Internet was over which was for the best because it was just filling our heads with numbers. These were actual words that Prince spoke which makes it all the more amazing that the same person is not only tweeting now, Read More ...

Justin Bieber Wants You To See Him Give Money To The Homeless

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 07:56 AM PDT

Justin Bieber has been an acting like an epic shithead for well over a year now except here he is generously doling out tuppence to the poor and unwashed so you should forget about all that other stuff he did. Particularly the parts where he has his bodyguard rob the paparazzi yet doesn’t mind repurposing Read More ...

Good Morning, The Joker With Implants, And Other News

Posted: 14 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Real authors hate Gwyneth Paltrow. - So I should’ve gone with Flowers In The Attic? I knew it. - Believe In Your Selfie - “Shakira is a witch!” – Jessica Simpson in line at Quiznos. - The 17 Best Answers Aaron Paul Gave During His Reddit AMA - Read More ...
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