Monday, August 19, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.19.13

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and it’s another large collection thanks to a weekend full of content I didn’t get around to sifting through because going back to Home Depot four times was way more fun. On that note, if anyone ever tells you that renovating a bathroom is easily a DIY job, Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 12:20 PM PDT

“If I build an amusement park at my house, we’re allowed to have sleepovers? No way!” Justin Bieber has mentioned before that he sees himself as the next Michael Jackson, but I just assumed he forgot all that like a kid who wants to take guitar lessons and was more focused on becoming the next Read More ...

Who Wants To See Olivia Munn Dislocate Her Shoulder While Riding A Swing Inside A House?

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 11:34 AM PDT

Here’s Olivia Munn swinging inside somebody’s house before learning that building a makeshift swing indoors is stupid because it broke and she dislocated her shoulder like an idiot. Although, she is surprisingly chipper about it and posted the above video to Twitter for all of us to watch and go, “Oh, shit, this is worst Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgard Went Full Frontal On ‘True Blood’ Last Night. Clear Your Afternoon.

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 10:30 AM PDT

Unless you work in a maternity ward, you probably have no idea that there’s been an 800% increase in child births in the past 15 hours. And the reason for that is Alexander Skarsgard went full frontal on the season finale of True Blood last night. And by full frontal I do mean Swedish Thunder-penis. Read More ...

Hey, LeAnn Rimes Got Over That Eating Disorder

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 09:50 AM PDT

For the longest time, LeAnn Rimes has looked The Machinist with implants, so it’s really great to see her finally eating again and being comfortable enough with her own body to have cellulite and still wear a bikini. And I sincerely mean that. She’s clearly in a great place right now which makes it even Read More ...

Scotland Yard Received New Information on Princess Diana’s Death

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 08:55 AM PDT

“My mother, your Queen, clearly stated, “Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?” After narrowly surviving the Royal Car Seat scandal by the skin of their teeth, Buckingham Palace is once again being rocked by outrageuous innuendo after new information has surfaced in the untimely death of Princess Diana. It seems the former in-laws of some scallywag has Read More ...

That’s Toni Braxton’s Butt

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 08:19 AM PDT

I don’t know why any of you are reading the words down here because up top is Toni Braxton‘s butt which would look amazing on anyone of any age, let alone a 45-year-old woman. It’s not like I’m going write something that even comes close to that and, trust me, I’ve been experimenting with font Read More ...

So Here’s The Bullshit Lindsay Lohan Told Oprah

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 07:39 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan‘s interview with Oprah aired last night, and I’m not sure if you’re ready for this, but you might want to sit down: She’s super, super, super serious about being sober this time. This is for real the true reinvention of Lindsay Morgan Lohan, professional actress. In fact, she’s so serious about being sober Read More ...

Good Morning, Stacy Keibler, And Other News

Posted: 19 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Does Mary-Kate Olsen really need to gold-dig? Was Heath Ledger‘s treasure not enough?! - Chris Brown has to perform 1,000 hours of community service, so know he’s just going to forge all that and the judge will be like, “Haha! Oh, that Chris Brown…” before buying everyone milkshakes. - Sometimes Four Read More ...
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