Friday, August 23, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Friday 8.23.13

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to an unusually large Friday edition of The Crap We Missed. Normally, by the end of the week, my crippling alcholism basically consumes my every waking minute therefore tanking any productivity there isn’t a ton of stuff for TCWM and this gallery is a little light. Well, consider today the exception to that rule, Read More ...

Courtney Stodden’s Stuck In A House With Screech

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 11:54 AM PDT

“I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with ME.” Last night was the premiere of Celebrity Big Brother, the popular UK reality show where they take the oily residue of American fame and lock them in a house without having the decency to fill the place with leftover gas from the Read More ...

George Zimmerman Is Buying Tactical Shotguns

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 10:17 AM PDT

Wait a minute. Noooo… Before I even get into this post, inevitably some shithead is going to bring up the Christopher Lane shooting in Oklahoma, so do yourself a favor and read this even though you’re still going to froth at the mouth that it was entirely justified to shoot Trayvon Martin because in the Read More ...

I Say What In The World Has That Miley Cyrus Gotten Herself Into Now

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 10:00 AM PDT

Second amendment debates are fun, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that out here in the real world Miley Cyrus doing stupid shit to her hair while wearing tiny outfits. So here she is getting ready for the VMAs this weekend and letting us know it ain’t nothing but a G thang because Read More ...

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Stupid Baby

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 09:17 AM PDT

When Prince George of Middle Finger was born, it took less than 24 hours before Kate Middleton and Prince William waltzed outside the hospital and let everyone take pictures of the kid for free with no strings attached. On the complete opposite end of that coin, let’s call it the ass end, North West was Read More ...

Kate Beckinsale’s Still In A Bikini

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 08:48 AM PDT

So remember earlier when I was like, “Here’s this space dude that’ll go next to the Rocket Raccoon thing which is going to be way better than Ben Affleck trying to be a 1986 comic book?” What I meant was Kate Beckinale‘s ass in a bikini. I think the keys got stuck on my keyboard Read More ...

Chris Brown Just Called A District Attorney Racist For Giving Him Community Service

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 07:36 AM PDT

Back in February, Chris Brown got caught faking his slap-on-the-wrist community service from beating the shit out of Rihanna which ended up costing the chief of the police in Richmond his job. By itself, this would’ve been enough to throw him in jail, but the DA also had a laundry list of other violations that Read More ...

Michael Rooker Will Look Like This Next To Bradley Cooper’s Talking Raccoon With A Gun

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 07:35 AM PDT

In space, no one can see you flash people at the park because you’re still wearing clothes, you idiot. While Marvel’s in the middle of trying to land Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon, here’s Michael Rooker filming Guardians Of The Galaxy in England this morning where he’ll be playing Yondu, some blue alien guy Read More ...

Good Goddamn Morning, Charisma Carpenter In A Bikini, And Other News

Posted: 23 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- So who wants a preview of those Demi Lovato nudes that are being shopped around? - Jon Snow‘s first leading man role has a trailer. He’s shirtless and Greek if that does anything for you. - Jennifer Lopez‘s house is so big, her stalker squatted in it for a week before Read More ...
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