Thursday, August 8, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Misssed – Thursday 8.8.13

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 01:30 PM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which will be the last one for the week because, no lie, I’m probably going wine tasting for the first time in my life tomorrow. *ties on cravat, inserts sockless feet into loafers* “Remember to spit,” is what Fish told me, but that was way back during my Read More ...

Leah Remini Filed A Missing Persons Report On David Miscavige’s Wife? DAMN.

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 12:30 PM PDT

Earlier in the week, there was talk that Leah Remini was shopping a multi-million dollar book deal that would expose the innermost workings of the Church of Scientology. Turns out she had other more epic plans to directly cock-punch the church starting with, oh I dunno, filling a missing persons report on David Miscavige‘s wife. Read More ...

How The Hell Is Pete From ‘Smallville’ Banging More Twins? We’re Talking About This

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 11:58 AM PDT

Right up until the minute Sam Jones III went to jail for being the Oxy King of Hollywood, he was banging Karissa Shannon and presumably her sister because drug money is still money. Now he’s with The Howe Twins because 34 years ago, Hugh Hefner went, “Mmm, I want some chocolate,” followed nine months later Read More ...

Farrah Abraham’s Reality Show Is Already Canceled

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 11:07 AM PDT

Seen here at the 2013 EOTM Awards which apparently has a category now for “Most Innovative Use of A Gaping Butthole,” Farrah Abraham‘s reality show, which was the entire point of using said butthole, is already canceled before it even started shooting. Turns out the amount of fucks given to Farrah outside of a porn Read More ...

Kate Upton Is Religious, Oh, Goddammit

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 10:02 AM PDT

Before I get into this post, I’m going to tell you about a dream I once had: I’m walking through the forest, although I’m not entirely myself. I want to say I’m a wolf, but for the sake of sounding even more awesome, let’s say it was a wolverine. Anyway, a three-eyed raven lands on Read More ...

And Now Lady GaGa Doing Some Weird, Naked, Wicker Man-Type Shit

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 09:09 AM PDT

Because Marina Abramovic has video evidence of Lady GaGa moles- Wait, I already used that joke. Here’s Lady GaGa practicing “The Abramovic Method” to help Marina Abramovic raise $600,000 so she can teach people how to breathe in the woods with carrots stuck to their face. Which sounds ridiculous until you realize she’s already up Read More ...

That Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk Fiasco Was Probably Staged To Promote The VMAs

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 08:18 AM PDT

Yesterday, you couldn’t spit without hitting someone sharing Stephen Colbert‘s epic Tuesday night takedown of Viacom after MTV supposedly caused Daft Punk to cancel a Colbert Report appearance hours before taping. Which seemed awesome at the time, and God knows I was sitting there chortling into my arugula gypsum tea between Karl Marx essays, except Read More ...

Good Morning, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, And Other News

Posted: 08 Aug 2013 07:08 AM PDT

Posted by Photo Boy - So, Scarlet Johansson‘s voice gives Spike Jonze a boner. Got it. - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian now have a reality show. We have entered the final stages, Earth, it was a good run. - Girls in towels : Internet :: Gasoline : Cars - Drake Read More ...
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