Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.21.13

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 12:45 PM PDT

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of celebri– Oh, I forgot for a minute, there’s breasts up there. Cool, so we’re mostly alone down here. Let me see, what should we talk about *leafs through diary*, no, no, okay it’s either my Gluten-free diet day one record, or my sleep journal Read More ...

Farrah Abraham Is Still A Popular Search Term Somehow, So Here Are Her Implants At A Strip Club

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 11:45 AM PDT

“Sir, for the last time, I’m not a stripper. I’m an actr- are those hundreds?” So remember when I joked on that Elin Nordegren post about how I’m part of the machine that’s destroying society? It’s true. I am. Because here are pics of Farrah Abraham which you people will click the shit out of Read More ...

Hey, Isn’t That The Hotel Owner Lindsay Lohan Blows To Get Into Parties? Why, Yes, It Is

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 10:47 AM PDT

Back in April, Vikram Chatwal the millionaire Dream Hotel owner Lindsay Lohan blows to get into parties she’s not invited to was busted with a goddamn smorgasbord of drugs at Fort Lauderdale airport, so clearly he’s the type of guy the new and Oprah-reformed Lindsay wouldn’t be caught dead around because she’s super serious about Read More ...

And Now Elin Nordegren In Yoga Pants

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 09:33 AM PDT

Some might say I provide little to no value to society as a whole and only foster a morally deteriorating environment that promotes unhealthy body images and actually perpetuates celebrity worship even while attempting to criticize it. Except here’s Elin Nordegren‘s awesome Swedish ass that every woman’s should look like in yoga pants which you Read More ...

Kanye Is Debuting North West On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Without Kim Kardashian

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 08:36 AM PDT

In case you missed the Kris Jenner/Kanye West love fest currently going on, not only did he film a one-hour interview for her talk show without Kim Kardashian, but TMZ reports he’s going to debut the first photos of North West. So to answer your questions, yes, Kris Jenner promised to bring Donda West back Read More ...

Avril Lavigne & Winnie Cooper Are Making Out

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 07:33 AM PDT

A few weeks ago we posted pics of Danica McKellar on the set of Avril Lavigne‘s video for “Rock N Roll” which you can watch above and apparently features the two of them making out in a car. I’m sure there’s some other stuff in it, but that would require me to watch an Avril Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Visible From Space

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 07:07 AM PDT

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in Mexico yesterday, and note that despite the blurriness from these pics being taken hundreds of yards away, you can still make out her hard nipples. In fact, if she swung them quickly to the right, she could probably liberate Cuba, but noooo, why would she do that? There’s delicious coconut water Read More ...

Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan Ratings Stunt Didn’t Work

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 06:44 AM PDT

If you thought Oprah honestly brought Lindsay Lohan on Next Chapter to really get through to her and help her on path to self-discovery, congratulations, you have an exciting future in falling for pyramid schemes. Lindsay was on Next Chapter for ratings. Ratings she didn’t even bring because only an egomaniac like Oprah would schedule Read More ...

Good Morning, Giada De Laurentiis, And Other News

Posted: 21 Aug 2013 05:00 AM PDT

- The X-Men were at the premiere of The Butler. Makes perfect sense. - Richard Simmons didn’t make the single America wants, he made the single America needs. - Kim Kardashian crying will somehow make your day a lot better. - Charlie Hunnam is your newest potential Christian Grey because riding Read More ...
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