Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.7.13

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Ok boys and girls, it’s The Crap We Missed time again, your daily dose of, well let’s be honest, it’s funny faces and butts. I really do try to convince myself that jokes like “Hey, here’s Diablo Cody finally working with actors on her talent level,” or “Russell Brand in a situation equivalent to an Read More ...

Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

And is making her do cosplay! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It’s been more than exactly 30 seconds after North West was born which is way too fucking long for Kris Jenner to go without pimping something that shares her DNA, so here’s a “source” claiming that Kanye West is an abusive, controlling boyfriend who practically has Kim Kardashian Read More ...

Bruce Willis Called ‘Lazy And Greedy’ By Man Starting Production On His 11th Sequel

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 12:30 PM PDT

“Vhy are you not speaking to Bruce? Did he vuck your maid, too?” Posted by Photo Boy Full Disclosure: Having recently declared A Good Day To Die Hard as the death knell to my man love for Bruce Willis, I have to go on record here to say that Sylvester Stallone calling anyone “greedy” or Read More ...

Tara Reid Thinks Whales Have Sex With Sharks To Make Whale Sharks

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 11:32 AM PDT

Tara Reid is in Sharknado, so that basically makes her a marine biologist, thought the producers of Shark After Dark on The Discovery Channel because here she is on last night’s episode explaining where whale sharks come from. And keep in mind, this is after what Tara Reid considers research, so she doesn’t sound “like Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Skipped ‘The Canyons’ Premiere

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 10:24 AM PDT

As of right now, The Canyons is the only (straight-to-video) movie Lindsay Lohan‘s been in since (the Lifetime original) Liz & Dick, so naturally she didn’t even bother to show up to last night’s premiere as a courtesy to director Paul Schrader who not only took a giant gamble on her, but put up with Read More ...

Adrienne Bailon: ‘Britney Spears Can’t Hold A Conversation’

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 09:26 AM PDT

There’s a lot of money to be made in pretending Britney Spears is just your normal celebrity who went through a rough patch and never once getting into the fact the has to be borderline, if not legally, retarded for her dad to have a conservatorship over her. (Case in point: Amanda Bynes turned into Read More ...

Marky Mark Called Justin Bieber ‘A Little Bastard’

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 08:41 AM PDT

Mark Wahlberg and America have an understanding that if he was on one of dose planes on 9/11 it woulda been a whole ‘nother story, so he’s not about to live in fear of some 14-year-old cawk-suckin’ girls gettin’ all hawt and bawthered over Justin Bieber who he just called a little pot-smokin’ bastahd. Via Read More ...

This ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer Is Much Better

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 07:41 AM PDT

Back in April, Marvel released a trailer for Thor: The Dark World that was.. eh. But this time around for YouTube Geek Week they’ve brought the shitness, and by shitness I mean I mean way more Tom Hiddleston because Internets love Viking Katy Perry. (Click that on your own peril.) On top of that, you’ve Read More ...

Good Morning, Natalia Proza, And Other News

Posted: 07 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Tom Hiddleston won’t be in The Avengers 2. At all. KHAAAAA-WHEEEEDONNN. - Don’t ask Oprah about Paula Deen. - Hello, Holly… - Put me down for Large Marge, that robot face shit from Superman III and Gremlins. - I’m not gonna lie, I watched the new Muppets trailer. Read More ...
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