Monday, August 12, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.12.13

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 01:00 PM PDT

“Ms. Paltrow, here, I made you these brownies from scratch using all-purpose flour!” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, capping off a day that brought you Maple Christ‘s naked ass, followed by his manly love-making, so on behalf of Fish and myself let me apologize and step right out of the way of Anthony Read More ...

Justin Bieber Banged Chicks Behind Selena Gomez’s Back By Seducing Them With French Fries

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 12:00 PM PDT

Meet 22-year-old Milyn Jensen who claims that she’s the one responsible for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez breaking up in December after he seduced her with large fries from McDonald’s, so no one let this kid near Britney Spears because Revelations. Via Page Six: Jensen, 22, told the paper that she was introduced to the Read More ...

Lady GaGa Is Slightly More Dressed Than The Last Post About Her. When She Was Naked.

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 10:52 AM PDT

Here’s Lady GaGa at Chateau Marmont with her ass hanging out because she has a new single coming out today and she’s a serious artist who must be heard. This is strictly for art. Art demands you look at her butt. Look at it or live forever in a barren, desolate world without re-purposed Madonna Read More ...

Gwen Stefani Is Probably, Definitely Pregnant For Real This Time. I Think.

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 10:13 AM PDT

So remember that time we said Gwen Stefani was pregnant and then clearly she had an abortion wasn’t? This time’s different. Maybe. For starters, Gwen Stefani is in Europe and if Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught us anything, it’s that pregnant women think they can hide in Europe because they forget their uterus is Maggie Read More ...

That’s Charlize Theron’s Butt In A Bikini

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 09:08 AM PDT

After exposing you to Justin Bieber naked, the least I can do is post bikini pics of one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, so here’s Charlize Theron who coincidentally also has short hair and soft, feminine curves. And had sex with Seth MacFarlane once. You know what? Let’s stop with the similarities. I’m Read More ...

Chris Brown Had A Seizure Because Y’All Be Hatin’

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 06:30 AM PDT

Chris Brown‘s suffered from seizures ever since he was a small boy which technically is something one should be sympathetic to, but hoping he ironically bit his tongue off is a valid response, too. (You can’t see it because you have sin in your heart, but Jesus is nodding in agreement right now. And dunking Read More ...

Justin Bieber Sexually Assaulted His Grandmother

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 06:25 AM PDT

Holy shit, those priests were right. The children are the real predators! What you’re looking at are photos TMZ obtained from October 2012 when Justin Bieber decided it’d be hilarious if he walked around his grandmother’s house buckass naked during Canadian Thanksgiving because naturally the whole day should be about him and not whatever the Read More ...

Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

Posted: 12 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- I missed Amber Heard‘s side-boob on Friday. Let Todd correct that. - Katherine Heigl is going back to doing TV shows. - Kris Jenner is trying to start shit with Obama. - The Best Vine Videos of 2013 (So Far) - James Franco had to deal with mules and Read More ...
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